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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

All these negative things seem to have happened since the start of game 4 for Nashville. Even when they tied it late last night, they still lost, and now Johansen and Fisher are broken.

I'm still going with some paranormal Voodoo deity being pissed off over the duck toss or something.

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

It doesn't feel like it was 10 years ago, but here we are

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
The Anaheim Ducks are going to win the Stanley Cup and gently caress ice hockey.

Also I feel surprisingly bummed as it sets in that MAF has probably played his last game as a Pittsburgh Penguin

Suspicious
Apr 30, 2005
You know he's the villain, because he's got shifty eyes.
The silver lining of a Ducks-Sens final is I won't watch it since I know I won't be missing anything interesting.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Mind_Taker posted:

Compartment syndrome? Wideman had a similar injury with Washington when he got kneed in the thigh and was out a few months.

That was my first thought too. Of course they were going to catch it but good for him that they did all the same, cause yikes.


Pornographic Memory posted:

Isn't Mike Fisher injured too? Granted he has 0 points this playoffs but that center depth...yikes

I believe you mean "Carrie Underwood's husband"

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Eric the Mauve posted:

Also I feel surprisingly bummed as it sets in that MAF has probably played his last game as a Pittsburgh Penguin

Nah. Unless he plays tonight and shits himself volcanically, he's staring game 5 at home.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
Also it's disappointing that we're going to honor the 10th anniversary of the Ducks playing the Senators in the SCF by having that series over again and getting the exact same result... but at least I'll have the Caps series to keep me warm all summer :allears:

Loqieu
Feb 27, 2001

So what was the play that did Johansen in?

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

It's not too late to cancel the season.

i am the bird
Mar 2, 2005

I SUPPORT ALL THE PREDATORS
Let's all just collectively agree to remember 2017 as the year Nashville won.

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain
spanish flu, 1919 & 2017

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Loqieu posted:

So what was the play that did Johansen in?

This appears to be it:
https://twitter.com/GradySas/status/865699468745867264

Thufir
May 19, 2004

"The fucking Mayans were right."

Weird, wonder what about that could lead to emergency surgery.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Trump should just loving press the button already.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
I keep telling you all:

~~~ THE DARKEST TIMELINE ~~~

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

The pens lineup tonight is lol

https://twitter.com/penguins/status/865716746451394560

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Sheary-Bonino-Rowney is the kind of line blender madness I'd expect from Therrien, not Sully.

That said I'm excited to see Archi in there. He looked pretty decent every time he got a chance this year.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
jfc it's like Sullivan is trying to get to summer vacation ASAP, hey let's gimp our best player by tying the lead anchor that is Chris Kunitz around his ankles!

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


Eric the Mauve posted:

jfc it's like Sullivan is trying to get to summer vacation ASAP, hey let's gimp our best player by tying the lead anchor that is Chris Kunitz around his ankles!

:allears:

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Who do Leafs fans want to see win the Cup less, Senators or Randy Carlyle?

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Who do Leafs fans want to see win the Cup less, Senators or Randy Carlyle?

If I say both I can't be disappointed. :smug:

myron cope
Apr 21, 2009

Carter Rowney looks good. Where'd this dude come from even

Also is Ruhwedel dead

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

myron cope posted:

Carter Rowney looks good. Where'd this dude come from even

Also is Ruhwedel dead

He is a Penguins defenseman not named Ian Cole so yes, of course he is

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




Dion Phaneuf had the GWG for the Pens.

Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Who do Leafs fans want to see win the Cup less, Senators or Randy Carlyle?

Randy Carlyle if only because the Sens have Clarke "Run out of town by Randy Carlyle" MacArthur on their team. And also Karlsson, Phaneuf and masterton winner Craig Anderson.

The ducks have Johnathan "Ran cool goalie Reimer out of town" Bernier and...Korbinian Holzer? Is that right? And all those other dirtbags.

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.
I really really really hope Schultz is ready by game 5.

Streit was not good.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Eric the Mauve posted:

He is a Penguins defenseman not named Ian Cole so yes, of course he is
Sully said he's out with a concussion so :rip:

Captain Internet
Apr 20, 2005

:love: HOTLANTA :love:
IS WHERE YOUR HEART IS

achillesforever6 posted:

Sully said he's out with a concussion so :rip:

Oh, out for a single game. If it follows the pattern this post season

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Duke Chin posted:

I keep telling you all:

~~~ THE DARKEST TIMELINE ~~~

I blame the Cubs

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/PR_NHL/status/865774428239613953

Please end this horrible season on June 5 alright thanks.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Kilza posted:

https://twitter.com/PR_NHL/status/865774428239613953

Please end this horrible season on June 5 alright thanks.

I'd prefer the Penguins to lift the Cup on home ice this time, so game 5 sounds better

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

Hopefully Pens get a bunch of make up calls in Game 5, Sens really trying to offset their lack of skill with dirty play, sad

Also lol if you think MAF is starting Game 5

Krime
Jul 30, 2003

Somebody has to do the scoring around here.

Sharks Eat Bear posted:



Also lol if you think MAF is starting Game 5

Kathryn Tappen asked if Murray gets the next start on NBC Sports after the game... what a stupid question.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Sharks Eat Bear posted:

Also lol if you think MAF is starting Game 5

Still enough time for Murray to suffer an injury before the start of Game 5.

Habibi
Dec 8, 2004

We have the capability to make San Jose's first Cup Champion.

The Sharks could be that Champion.

Kilza posted:

Still enough time for Murray to suffer an injury before the start of Game 5.

I imagine your avatar saying this (like I do with most of you) and, man...

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



https://twitter.com/kikkerlaika/status/865901542058184704

phil is a walking meme

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



I hate dynasty teams (except mine being a dynasty, natch), but I can not hate Phil. He's a goober.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Phil Kessel put dagger after dagger into the Capitals' playoff lives over the past two seasons and it's literally impossible for me to hate him.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

iospace posted:

I hate dynasty teams (except mine being a dynasty, natch), but I can not hate Phil. He's a goober.

Same

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Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
everybody knows you need 3 at minimum for a dynasty and by the end of this run the penguins are going to be a finely ground paste so i think you're all safe

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