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turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/markberman/status/865715814653194240

He's so, so very not guilty. Not guilty at all.

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Calling it now, Trump either honkers down in SA and claims refugee status there, or flies to Russia for sanctuary by the end of next week.

Why else take EVERYONE involved. on the plane.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

happyhippy posted:

Calling it now, Trump either honkers down in SA and claims refugee status there, or flies to Russia for sanctuary by the end of next week.

Why else take EVERYONE involved. on the plane.

you gonna toxx for that?

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

The Archaic posted:

Do you guys think there's a strong chance of Donald JustAskIsrael Trump resigning before Comey's testimony?

I think there's a not insignificant chance

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Snatch Duster posted:

you gonna toxx for that?

Hell loving no.
It's Trump.
He'll more likely poo poo himself due to heat stroke while calling SA 'the good ones'.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Snatch Duster posted:

you gonna toxx for that?

Nice ongoing meltdown

:qq:

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Snatch Duster posted:

you gonna toxx for that?

Alright, I'll take you up. I'll toxx that Trump will [unintelligible].

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Stink Billyums posted:

Trump will resign only because he hates losing so much he'll try to go out on his own terms and call it a win. All the while talking poo poo about everybody for chasing him out, but he's a winner.

I am willing to bet people are already crafting tremendous excuses for him, just to help get him out of there faster.

He'll resign, go around the country talking to his die-hard moron supporters getting them to buy books about how all of politics is crooked and he got such a raw loving deal and how it's bigly unbelievable that he could have ever faced such and undeserved witchhunt. And then in a few years the investigation will be complete and he'll be further humiliated a little bit, but overall still be the same moron with a personality disorder that he was before he took office.

Trump will attempt to go down as right-wing martyr but he'll somehow gently caress that up a bit too.

Tumble fucked around with this message at 01:18 on May 20, 2017

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Efexeye posted:

he'll never get impeached though. he'll be outta there bigly quick if he thinks there's a 51% chance of it happening

that would involve admitting he did something wrong... could he handle that?

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
a bunch of nerds too afraid to toxx that trump will be impeached even though they post about it everyday

lol just lol

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


I've been sort of reading this thread and news and I can't get over the fact that Trump is making my very corrupt idiotic murderous president look good for once in his career :mexico:

Olanphonia
Jul 27, 2006

I'm open to suggestions~
if and when he is removed or leaves office, please rename the thread "post itt every time you remember trump was president", tia

Macrowave Oven
Nov 20, 2008

Guitar, bass, drums, keyboards, clavinet, piano, keytar, lap steel guitar, slide bass guitar, mandolin, violin, and FRESH POTS.

Snatch Duster posted:

you gonna toxx for that?

If I ever quote Snatch Duster after this post at 17:16 PST Friday, May 19th 2017, perma ban me.

:toxx:

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

i can hear the diehards now

he tried to drain the swamp but they just wouldn't let him! it's just awful how they did that poor, poor, courageous man *buys $27 mug from trumptv.com*

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Snatch Duster posted:

a bunch of nerds too afraid to toxx that trump will be impeached even though they post about it everyday

lol just lol

I'll toxx that Trump will resign or be impeached before his term ends if you're willing to talk about timeframe bets.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
If Trump didn't do anything illegal, he won't be impeached. If he did get caught doing something illegal, the presidency would be his bargaining chip to avoid prison. It wouldn't make any sense to resign without a deal in place.

That said Trump is a moron who doesn't listen to his advisors or lawyers, so maybe... :shrug:

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

NotWearingPants posted:

If Trump didn't do anything illegal, he won't be impeached. If he did get caught doing something illegal, the presidency would be his bargaining chip to avoid prison. It wouldn't make any sense to resign without a deal in place.

That said Trump is a moron who doesn't listen to his advisors or lawyers, so maybe... :shrug:

maybe he's escape in the night to china like that old rich guy on 24

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Macrowave Oven posted:

If I ever quote Snatch Duster after this post at 17:16 PST Friday, May 19th 2017, perma ban me.

:toxx:

:same:

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Snatch Duster posted:

a bunch of nerds too afraid to toxx that trump will be impeached even though they post about it everyday

lol just lol

if trump serves his full term feel free to ban my sweet rear end

:toxx:

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Snatch Duster posted:

a bunch of nerds too afraid to toxx that trump will be impeached even though they post about it everyday

lol just lol

Will you Toxx yourself that trump will serve his full term?

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

NotWearingPants posted:

My world is the "Post itt every time you lol that trump is president" thread on the somethingawful.com forums.

You lie, I've seen you post in the Funny Pic and/or the Schadenfreude threads as well!

Also I feel bad, I said the US is going through a rough patch, but that doesn't quite describe the situation.
It's more like Stalker, but the aliens dropped a bunch of pranking and novelty items.

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008


quote:

Within hours of Mueller's appointment on Wednesday, the White House began reviewing the Code of Federal Regulations, which restricts newly hired government lawyers from investigating their prior law firm’s clients for one year after their hiring, the sources said.

An executive order signed by Trump in January extended that period to two years.

Mueller's former law firm, WilmerHale, represents Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner, who met with a Russian bank executive in December, and the president's former campaign manager Paul Manafort, who is a subject of a federal investigation.

Nope nothing going on here.

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax
I just want to see the man testify before congress. I'd buy a bottle of whiskey, sit on my couch and just stare in wonder.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dizz posted:

Will you Toxx yourself that trump will serve his full term?

only if 7 more of you do it for impeachment.

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Snatch Duster posted:

only if 7 more of you do it for impeachment.

Sounds like a bitch move for someone acting so confident lol

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



The Archaic posted:

Do you guys think there's a strong chance of Donald JustAskIsrael Trump resigning before Comey's testimony?

I think the foreign trip may isolate him enough that his ego recovers a bit. The only way that a resignation happens before next week is if things go comedically awful for Trump while overseas. Possible, but I think even Israel who has the best reasons to snub Trump on his visit won't actually go after him too hard.

Trump is on the ropes at the moment, but we need a real heavy blow to get him to break.

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!

Random Stranger posted:

I think the foreign trip may isolate him enough that his ego recovers a bit. The only way that a resignation happens before next week is if things go comedically awful for Trump while overseas. Possible, but I think even Israel who has the best reasons to snub Trump on his visit won't actually go after him too hard.

Trump is on the ropes at the moment, but we need a real heavy blow to get him to break.

lol there is probably another week of stupid poo poo Trump said/did starting monday morning

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

i'm gonna lol when mister IVE GOT STAMINA comes back from this trip looking five years older. hope he comes back on a sunday

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

alphabettitouretti posted:

Nope nothing going on here.

As I understand it a special consul is specifically not an employee of the federal government.

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Dizz posted:

Sounds like a bitch move for someone acting so confident lol

Yeah but he's rich!!!!

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dizz posted:

Sounds like a bitch move for someone acting so confident lol

it seems like you don't realize this but i hope trump is impeached because Pence will be worse.

why would i toxx against something i want to happen?

Skypie posted:

Yeah but he's rich!!!!

why do you say that?

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Snatch Duster posted:

it seems like you don't realize this but i hope trump is impeached because Pence will be worse.

why would i toxx against something i want to happen?


why do you say that?

lol you think pence won't also get poo poo on? okay

Detective Buttfuck
Mar 30, 2011

This was posted in the Funny Pics thread, not sure if real, much like the presidency of Dongle Trump

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAOJnu4UMAAL9Ud.jpg
(phone posting, sorry)

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dizz posted:

lol you think pence won't also get poo poo on? okay

what is your definition of worse?

In what way could my previous post be considered that i think Pence Would Be Good.

lmbo

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Detective Buttfuck posted:

This was posted in the Funny Pics thread, not sure if real, much like the presidency of Dongle Trump

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAOJnu4UMAAL9Ud.jpg
(phone posting, sorry)

that owns

how could any goon not like that list!?

3 A.M. Radio
Nov 5, 2003

Workin' too hard can give me
A heart attACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!
You oughtta' know by now...
If you guys would stop quoting Snatch Duster I wouldn't even know he was making GBS threads up the thread. You're all complicit in ruining my lol experience. Shame on you.

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

Snatch Duster posted:

it seems like you don't realize this but i hope trump is impeached because Pence will be worse.

why would i toxx against something i want to happen?


why do you say that?

For posters not aware, SNATCH DUSTA is some guy that is apparently some rich Native American because of casinos who is bleeding into this thread from the TRUMPS FINE thread.

If gays get shock treatment what do native Americans get? Mooooneeeeyyyy :coal:

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

Snatch Duster posted:

what is your definition of worse?

In what way could my previous post be considered that i think Pence Would Be Good.

lmbo

You're a back pedalling poo poo bird. Toxx yourself then go back to the Trump Safe Space before you get banned little boy

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/865726786717536257

Lol

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3 A.M. Radio
Nov 5, 2003

Workin' too hard can give me
A heart attACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK-ACK!
You oughtta' know by now...

Detective Buttfuck posted:

This was posted in the Funny Pics thread, not sure if real, much like the presidency of Dongle Trump

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAOJnu4UMAAL9Ud.jpg
(phone posting, sorry)

Obviously fake. If it was real it would be Diet Coke.

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