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Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

quote:

Sometimes, in the throes of a nightmare when unseen powers whirl one over the roofs of strange dead cities toward the grinning chasm of Nis, it is a relief and even a delight to make the soup.

that one made me wish .sig files were still a thing.

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

johnnyratbastard
Nov 9, 2012

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Its all weird then you get to Malcom and its not embellished at all.


Nice

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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That is not it's toe! :colbert:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Solice Kirsk posted:

That is not it's toe! :colbert:

Well in the original song you're supposed to do it to the guy, not the tiger.

LooksLikeABabyRat
Jun 26, 2008

Oh dang, I'd nibble that cheese


I wish that Newman was high enough res to be my avatar.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I honestly want that Ellie Sattler as a tattoo.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

The MSJ posted:

Well in the original song you're supposed to do it to the guy, not the tiger.

I heard it was just some weird thing that Irish kids made up in New York or something. Was there a song?

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Solice Kirsk posted:

I heard it was just some weird thing that Irish kids made up in New York or something. Was there a song?

The original didn't have a tiger in it. :rolleyes:

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Contains a lot of bad words, the original eeny meeny miny moe in it's entirety, this version was similar to that reported by Henry Carrington Bolton as the most common version among American schoolchildren in 1888. It was used in the chorus of Bert Fitzgibbon's 1906 song "Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Mo":

Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Mo,
Catch a friend of the family by his toe,
If he won't work then let him go;
Skidum, skidee, skidoo.
But when you get money, your little bride
Will surely find out where you hide,
So there's the door and when I count four,
Then out goes you.

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012







Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.



The rest of this gif, particularly the part where he gets mauled by that tiger is in the Schadenfreude thread.

Fozaldo
Apr 18, 2004

Serenity Now. Serenity Now.
:respek::respek::respek::respek::respek:

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Carecat
Apr 27, 2004

Buglord

Pick posted:

It's a gif for men to masturbate to.

Where is the brazzers logo?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Genocide Tendency posted:

The rest of this gif, particularly the part where he gets mauled by that tiger is in the Schadenfreude thread.

its actually not, because that is Lewis Hamilton, world famous racecar driver and very visible public figure.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

Carecat posted:

Where is the brazzers logo?

Not sure about you but most people find the content in the brazzers clips to be the thing they :fap: to rather than the logo itself.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Bogan King posted:

Not sure about you but most people find the content in the brazzers clips to be the thing they :fap: to rather than the logo itself.

don't kinkshame

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





You win.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Sure is a lot of springs missing from that trampoline....poor kid.

H1KE
May 7, 2007

Somehow, I don't think they'd approve the franchise...



Lego Man Hunt is literally my avatar.

A handful of many.











Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Make Dad's day? Looks like with that stuff, you could make his whole week.

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Alaois posted:

its actually not, because that is Lewis Hamilton, world famous racecar driver and very visible public figure.

Is he faster than a tiger when he's not in a racecar?

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

tactlessbastard posted:

Is he faster than a tiger when he's not in a racecar?

Isnt that tiger someone's declawed, raised from a cub, pet?

In other words as harmless as a tiger can be.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

RFC2324 posted:

Isnt that tiger someone's declawed, raised from a cub, pet?

In other words as harmless as a tiger can be.

Well also I think that tiger's been sedated. Somehow I don't think the claws are the most dangerous part of a tiger anyway.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Memento posted:

Make Dad's day? Looks like with that stuff, you could make his hole weak.

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum
:thejoke:

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


:thejoke:

efb

voiceless anal fricative has a new favorite as of 15:48 on May 20, 2017

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
E: idk what my phone did just there but update sure wasn't it.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

:gaz:

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
When no one was looking, Doctor Doom
took one toots. He took 1 toots.
That’s as many as 1 ones.
And that’s terrible.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine



my brand

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Not a picture, I'm afraid, but this Specsavers advert makes me laugh every time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7V3cdQ1lpY

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

RyokoTK posted:

Well also I think that tiger's been sedated. Somehow I don't think the claws are the most dangerous part of a tiger anyway.

Nah. Lions and tigers are actually both fairly safe when tame. Not as safe as cheetahs, safer than leopards, far safer than jaguars.

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