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Jerry Cotton posted:My idiot older brother got gout when he was like 40 I mean what the gently caress. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7E_Q4loZwU
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Andrast posted:How many terrible offsites have these forums generated by now? are we also counting each time a protest site splits off from another protest site due to petty infighting?
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Jerry Cotton posted:My idiot older brother got gout when he was like 40 I mean what the gently caress. I know a guy who's got it in his early 30s. SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:I have a mild(?) Plant phobia. Like if I eat pizza and I feel the little basil or whatever it is on my tongue I'll pick it out because I'm not comfortable swallowing it. My life is very tedious Speaking of SA sagas it looks like we've found Blue Story's Star Wars husband (https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3722319)
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Who What Now posted:So, like, do you just become non functional if you see a lawn? Do trees horrify you? Or does it just extend to edible plants? I don't like touching them. I always wear long pants so I don't have to feel tall grass (also because of body image issues I won't get into) Olive Garden tonight! posted:I did google it and found a reddit ama that is definitely an 18 year old girl afflicted with this phobia and totally not at all some dude furiously jerkin' it while typing Lol yeah that. There's a case documented in the army.
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While I don't remember much about insane goon ReturnOfTheMac, there is one passage of her terrible erotica that I won't forget anytime soon.quote:My hands lift up and find your nipples, rubbing, twisting, pinching, as if my own orgasm depended upon it. My pussy jams, jams, jams, down on your toes, and I see an extra smile in your face every time she does. Three or four seconds -- minutes -- hours? of this, and you jerk -- HARD-, your toes curling the opposite way inside me, kicking ever so lightly as then smaller tremors, then a delicious, low-pitched shriek, and - ahhhh! I am ready for it, and I ssssssuck it all in, swallowing like a woman lost in the desert for a week, all of it keeping my mouth on you even when you soften and it's aftershock-juice. Something in my head says you probably can't stand that, but that something is soooo far away right now, driven from me by your hard and incomparably nimble foot, and now your fingers massage inward, into the centers of my breasts, pinching my nipples, your deep bass chuckle breathing silver and gold into my skull, my hips out of control, and my lips can't help but let your cock free for a moment The bolded passages have been burned into my memory. The woman picked the worst adjectives for just about anything.
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May 20, 2017 21:34
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May 20, 2017 21:51
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do people in vegetative state affect you?
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Hogge Wild posted:do people in vegetative state affect you? Somehow you still seem to be posting so possibly.
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May 20, 2017 22:13
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just eat a goddamn vegetable christ
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May 20, 2017 22:21
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Troposphere posted:just eat a goddamn vegetable christ Vegetables own and make your body do stuff better. Source: I ate a whole thing of baby carrots last night and now I have super vision
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May 20, 2017 22:30
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Troposphere posted:just eat a goddamn vegetable christ Potatos count right???
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May 20, 2017 22:38
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A Spider Covets posted:Vegetables own and make your body do stuff better. Source: I ate a whole thing of baby carrots last night and now I have super vision I munched on some spinach out in the garden and now I'm literally Popeye. SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:Potatos count right??? The picky eater hypothesis gains steam
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May 20, 2017 22:38
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I can understand people triggered by spiders or bugs in general but plants? lol
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May 20, 2017 22:58
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necroid posted:I can understand people triggered by spiders or bugs in general but plants? Beats the goon who was triggered by bread
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necroid posted:I can understand people triggered by spiders or bugs in general but plants? Better not tell them about Spider plants
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May 20, 2017 23:02
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:I don't like touching them. I always wear long pants so I don't have to feel tall grass (also because of body image issues I won't get into) Inaccurate or hyper-accurate username?
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May 20, 2017 23:03
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serious question: does this make you feel bad? if it does I'll remove the pic
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May 20, 2017 23:06
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necroid posted:I can understand people triggered by spiders or bugs in general but plants? Once you get outside the more common phobias I think people have a harder time relating to irrational fears. Snakes? Sure, you can kind of understand that. Same with spiders, enclosed spaces, and so on. When the fear is triggered by something we see as completely innocuous it is that much harder to grasp.
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necroid posted:that bush is triggering me help If PYF has taught me anything, it's that most goons are triggered by bush.
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May 20, 2017 23:21
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Just how old was the thread about boy who hid boner by pretending he was a cat, people are still using that injoke
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May 20, 2017 23:24
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A Spider Covets posted:Vegetables own and make your body do stuff better. Source: I ate a whole thing of baby carrots last night and now I have super vision Bell peppers are where it's at. They're cheap, can be used with just about anything, taste great, and are really good for you.
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May 20, 2017 23:32
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Everyone's so blase about poorly written porn yet an offhand mention of a plant phobia makes everyone sit the gently caress up and take notice. Maybe not the greatest saga, but a saga nonetheless.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Once you get outside the more common phobias I think people have a harder time relating to irrational fears. Snakes? Sure, you can kind of understand that. Same with spiders, enclosed spaces, and so on. When the fear is triggered by something we see as completely innocuous it is that much harder to grasp. The vast majority of spiders are completely harmless. It's a completely irrational fear. No one's died from spider bites since the black widow antivenin came out.
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Improbable Lobster posted:The vast majority of spiders are completely harmless. It's a completely irrational fear. No one's died from spider bites since the black widow antivenin came out. Um, yeah, I didn't say otherwise. Your valiant defense of spiders is noble, if something of a non sequitur.
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May 21, 2017 00:33
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Improbable Lobster posted:The vast majority of spiders are completely harmless. It's a completely irrational fear. No one's died from spider bites since the black widow antivenin came out. 
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May 21, 2017 00:35
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Please be nice to spiders
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I've come to an agreement with my local spiders. They get the corners of the garage I don't use in exchange for eating insects.
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May 21, 2017 00:41
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Improbable Lobster posted:The vast majority of spiders are completely harmless. It's a completely irrational fear. No one's died from spider bites since the black widow antivenin came out. 
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:Potatos count right??? Potatoes are plants so I think you might be full of poo poo and are just a picky eater.
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May 21, 2017 00:44
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Um, yeah, I didn't say otherwise. Your valiant defense of spiders is noble, if something of a non sequitur. I for one humans person find there is not possibly any broader conspiracy toward spider defense and find allegations otherwise abhorrent. Spiders are good people too.
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May 21, 2017 00:49
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unfortunately today ended a great saga rip avs
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Improbable Lobster posted:The vast majority of spiders are completely harmless. It's a completely irrational fear. No one's died from spider bites since the black widow antivenin came out. Too many legs so they're creepy. I try to have an agreement with the ones around here they stay by the ceiling and they don't die. So far that's iffy if it works.
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Len posted:Too many legs so they're creepy. I try to have an agreement with the ones around here they stay by the ceiling and they don't die. So far that's iffy if it works. I like to have some spiders in the house, especially in the kitchen. They are great at controlling the occasional infestation of fruit flies. I never intentionally kill spiders, and will gently escort uncomfortably large spiders outdoors. I really try to not kill anything without good reason, except for a few insects that are actual pests or otherwise a bane on existence. Ants fit into the former category, while crane flies and yellowjackets fall solidly in the latter.
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Hogge Wild posted:unfortunately today ended a great saga yeah rip
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Hogge Wild posted:unfortunately today ended a great saga that's really bad but personally i'm still loving furious at the idea that someone might not tear down every leaf and blade of grass within arms reach and cram them into their gaping maw
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Who What Now posted:Potatoes are plants so I think you might be full of poo poo and are just a picky eater. I'm just making a joke about substituting starches for greens is classic unhealthy eating
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Hogge Wild posted:unfortunately today ended a great saga Aw gently caress. Do we need to start an offsite for the keets thread?
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Hogge Wild posted:unfortunately today ended a great saga now we'll never know if she lives happily ever after with Ariel 
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