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Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot
"We asked to summon the corpulent mass that will destroy all the seas and nations of the world, but instead of the kraken we got this orange dude"

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Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Majorian posted:

I too long for the return to prominence of Keith Olbermann.

he is about to become americas leading orb expert

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

Aesop Poprock posted:

Everyone else is just like "yep business as usual the king touches the orb with other state rulers and afterwards we go to gender specific catering rooms"

we cut ribbons to open places, in the ole arabia they use glowing orbs

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009


It was a p. obvious punchline to be fair.;)

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

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Majorian posted:

It was a p. obvious punchline to be fair.;)

adorable

Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot
I hate Trump and I'm not even mad at that picture, it's amazing that in the year 2017 he's attending what appears to be some kind of monster channelling ritual. That loving owns.

Can you imagine Obama being like "oh for sure, photograph me touching your weird orb"

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
do not tell me the president is touching an orb without explaining to me what the gently caress these orbs are and who determines their touching hierarchy

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"

Snatch Duster posted:

socialism is white man's form of communalism where he stomps down everyone but himself to equal levels of poverty.

'communalism' is reactionary feudalism thinly disguised

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

frakeaing HAMSTER DANCE posted:

I hate Trump and I'm not even mad at that picture, it's amazing that in the year 2017 he's attending what appears to be some kind of monster channelling ritual. That loving owns.

Can you imagine Obama being like "oh for sure, photograph me touching your weird orb"

Jeffrey Lord would have keeled over in terror at what he interpreted as voodoo.

And nothing of value would be lost~

Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot
It's just one of those novelty lightning balls they sell at Spencer's, it was actually a bet to see if he's go along with anything they said

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
https://twitter.com/thespacehamster/status/866375553661751296

Bholder
Feb 26, 2013

Were there seriously 5 pages worth of arguing about touching orbs?

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Bholder posted:

Were there seriously 5 pages worth of arguing about touching orbs?

lol buddy you haven't even seen twitter today

Hail Mr. Satan!
Oct 3, 2009

by zen death robot
I didn't see arguing so much as mutual laughter on both sides at the absurdity

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

Bholder posted:

Were there seriously 5 pages worth of arguing about touching orbs?

mine are freshly shaved if you want to touch bholder

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Mnoba posted:

mine are freshly shaved if you want to touch bholder
:quagmire:

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

No shipping!!! Mods?!!!!

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Snatch Duster posted:

socialism is white man's form of communalism where he stomps down everyone but himself to equal levels of poverty.

Here is a funny post for whoever was asking

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Mnoba posted:

we cut ribbons to open places, in the ole arabia they use glowing orbs

It's such a better tradition. It's like what people in world fair chicago would claim was going to be ribbon cutting of the future

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Blue Train posted:

Here is a funny post for whoever was asking

It was me and yeah that was pretty good

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

What the gently caress is this even lol

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I drove past a place that had dipping dots. and the first thing I thought was holy poo poo Sean Spicer is gonna be mad

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
If anyone wants to touch my orbs pm me.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
trumps fine

https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/866463278519599104

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

lol

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
its not gay unless the orbs touch

... oh dear :ohdear:

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
it's why i keep a small wedgie between my orbs

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Flesh Forge posted:

its not gay unless the orbs touch

... oh dear :ohdear:

its not gay unless your balls touch.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Aesop Poprock posted:

It's such a better tradition. It's like what people in world fair chicago would claim was going to be ribbon cutting of the future

It's how Trump is going to put coal country back to work. Those orbs need coal to fuel 'em.:downs:

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Majorian posted:

It's how Trump is going to put coal country back to work. Those orbs need coal to fuel 'em.:downs:

we are in posting purgatory

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=rasbery+toung&&view=detail&mid=722D540A57F3C5D3596C722D540A57F3C5D3596C&FORM=VRDGAR

ddiddles
Oct 21, 2008

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
trump failed to create the muslim ban twice, felt so embarassed that he went to saudi arabia and got a consolation prize.

then he did a curtsey because he's a big gay loser.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009


HAAAAY YOU PISSBABIEEEEEEES

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Snatch Duster posted:

News of Today

-Majorian is a little bitch baby for not permaban toxxing
-Aesop Poprock: an angry manlet that challenges posters to fights
-Trump is fine

Thanks now I don't have to read the lasy few pages

Vlonald Prump
Aug 28, 2011

Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!
Buglord
Everyone: Trump is an irresponsible manchild

Trumpkins: lol u mad libtards

Everyone: poo poo, Trump just posted the nuclear launch codes on Twitter

Trumpkins: haha does that trigger you? better get to your safe space

Everyone: oh god the missles are in the air, we're all gonna die

Trumpkins: mmmm let me drink those sweet liberal tears, cry moar you cu- *is vaporized by nuclear fireball*

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Hobelhouse posted:

Everyone: Trump is an irresponsible manchild

Trumpkins: lol u mad libtards

Everyone: poo poo, Trump just posted the nuclear launch codes on Twitter

Trumpkins: haha does that trigger you? better get to your safe space

Everyone: oh god the missles are in the air, we're all gonna die

Trumpkins: mmmm let me drink those sweet liberal tears, cry moar you cu- *is vaporized by nuclear fireball*

Hmm yes tell me more about these things you made up

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Hobelhouse posted:

Everyone: Trump is an irresponsible manchild

Trumpkins: lol u mad libtards

Everyone: poo poo, Trump just posted the nuclear launch codes on Twitter

Trumpkins: haha does that trigger you? better get to your safe space

Everyone: oh god the missles are in the air, we're all gonna die

Trumpkins: mmmm let me drink those sweet liberal tears, cry moar you cu- *is vaporized by nuclear fireball*

can't wait

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Vlonald Prump
Aug 28, 2011

Here in America, you grab them by pussy. In old country, pussy grab you!!
Buglord
"Unfair! Unfair!" cried Donald J Trump as the 5000-degree blast passed through the window of the Oval Office

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