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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Dissociative Donut posted:

The fact that you got fooled and are whining about it, might give you an idea about why it was posted.

That's a real lovely attempt at a puppetmaster troll defense. He already defended it saying something else, its just a bad post move on.

I didn't even say anything until somebody else did first, and he just posted "where's the schadenfreude?" its not some great troll. :rolleyes:

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Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.
Xposting this because it is is pure, uncut, freude

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
"But why are they called sea lions??"

http://i.imgur.com/ythxDon.gifv

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

"But why are they called sea lions??"

http://i.imgur.com/ythxDon.gifv

Props to grandad the hero.

I'd be standing there stunned, say 'wha..?'

SirViver
Oct 22, 2008
The setups for panty shots get more elaborate every day

Dex
May 26, 2006

Quintuple x!!!

Would not escrow again.

VERY MISLEADING!

Zaphod42 posted:

Dude I don't think you get how this thread works

Zaphod42 posted:

Why does this have to be explained

If it calls for a :smith: emoji, it doesn't belong in this thread! This is the thread for laughing at idiots hurting themselves, not being bummed out about bad poo poo happening!!

Good people dying for lovely reasons is the loving opposite of schadenfreude you idiots.

Zaphod42 posted:

Still. I don't get why you'd post anything with a :smith: in this thread. Its the complete opposite of the intention. Your post should invoke :cheeky: not :smith:

Just awhile back somebody posted "Powers Boothe died :smith:" and I don't loving understand. This isn't the "people died thread".

Zaphod42 posted:

Yet another person who does not get how this thread works :psyduck:

Zaphod42 posted:

Yeah.... its a stretch at best. Not very funny, nobody got hurt, just somebody dying and people feeling bad about it. That's not frooty. :smith:

Zaphod42 posted:

Fuckin ton of people in this thread who don't know what the gently caress schadenfreude is :v: its getting crazy

For the 10th time this is not the "PYF story where someone died" thread.

Zaphod42 posted:

I did. I kept waiting for somebody to get hurt. There was no pain, and no joy at somebody else's pain. Still not schadenfreude :v:

Zaphod42 posted:

That's a real lovely attempt at a puppetmaster troll defense. He already defended it saying something else, its just a bad post move on.

I didn't even say anything until somebody else did first, and he just posted "where's the schadenfreude?" its not some great troll. :rolleyes:

Dex
May 26, 2006

Quintuple x!!!

Would not escrow again.

VERY MISLEADING!
the true meaning of schadenfreude is the friends we make along the way

Nutsak
Jul 21, 2005
All balls.

SirViver posted:

The setups for panty shots get more elaborate every day

Pretty sure that's a little kid. Are you trying to become a mod?

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

SirViver posted:

The setups for panty shots get more elaborate every day

I didn't even notice until your post mentioned it. I guess it's a case of what your eyes are drawn to :colbert:

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.

DancingShade posted:

I didn't even notice until your post mentioned it. I guess it's a case of what your eyes are drawn to :colbert:

I feel really good about noticing that dude lost his glasses :haw:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Slugnoid posted:

especially surf nazis. they really deserve to die

I wanted to say that I appreciate this. :golfclap:

Dex posted:

the true meaning of schadenfreude is the friends we make amusement that we gain from the cretins that we laugh at along the way

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

grumplestiltzkin posted:

I feel really good about noticing that dude lost his glasses :haw:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Maybe someone needs to start a "PYF Just Desserts and Instant Karma" thread so the :qq:that's not schadenfreude:qq: crowd can have a safe space

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXoGRN15XTw

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.
Man, that video fuckin sucks. 5 minutes of security cam footage that has maybe 20 seconds of content, some drunk guy rapping poorly, and a fight that they cut the actual fight from.

It might be all reposted content, but at least here's something good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cNHXwZYNoA

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
here's the sea lion thing with sound and more background. looks like nature itself is rebelling against Chinese tourists.

https://twitter.com/charles270/status/866306394424827904

Such Fun
May 6, 2013
 

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Maybe someone needs to start a "PYF Just Desserts and Instant Karma" thread so the :qq:that's not schadenfreude:qq: crowd can have a safe space

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXoGRN15XTw

Conversely, you could start a "PYF cruelty and sadism" thread.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

Richard Spencer is schaden in the long run

meanwhile nathan damingo is only 5 feet tall and pisspiggranddad's twitter got suspended for pointing that out

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Such Fun posted:

Conversely, you could start a "PYF cruelty and sadism" thread.

Isn't that just 4chan?

Malachi Constant
Feb 2, 2006

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all
Minor schadenfreude: some students at Notre Dame walk out on Mike Pence commencement address.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n0BjgVD2ak&t=116s

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
Dude loses a close match in a fighting game, gets real mad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkIg6SahHt4


and a classic, for good measure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anHQWQlAxaw

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Some good entries on there.

quote:

Monday 2 July 1984 ~ Army undercover surveillance team followed RUC undercover surveillance team. Bosses not happy. Better comms required

quote:

Tuesday 27 June 1984 ~ Reports of suspicious man at central station. Seen him nervously pacing around. Turns out he was meeting his mistress

quote:

Sunday 15 April 1984 ~ A young man attempted to throw a petrol bomb at landrover, but dropped it & it engulfed his legs in flames.

quote:

Monday 6 February 1984~Drunk asked "Why was I arrested". Duty Sgt replied "You were locked up for being a gobshite". The drunk apologised.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Now where is he supposed to do his white power squats?

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

grumplestiltzkin posted:

I feel really good about noticing that dude lost his glasses :haw:

First thing I noticed :haw:

I've lost so many sunglasses to lakes / oceans

Such Fun posted:

Conversely, you could start a "PYF cruelty and sadism" thread.

for real

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

This vision of the future was awesome.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

quote:

Johannesburg - A professional big game hunter from Tzaneen, Theunis Botha, 51, died on Friday afternoon during a hunt in Gwai, in Zimbabwe, when a member of his group fired at a storming elephant cow and the animal fell on him.

Netwerk24 has learnt that Botha was a well-known hunter in Zimbabwe and often travelled to the US to recruit wealthy Americans for trophy hunting in Southern Africa.

But wait, that's not all.

quote:

Botha was a good friend of Scott van Zyl's who was killed by crocodiles in Zimbabwe last month. Van Zyl, 44, was on a hunt at the Chikwaraka camp in Zimbabwe, when he disappeared on April 7.

Stex T
Mar 7, 2005

Shut the fuck up and get out. Have fun being a slave of the rich and powerful.

gschmidl posted:

But wait, that's not all.

I shouldn't derive pleasure from the untimely death of a father of five. But on the other hand ...

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Malachi Constant posted:

Minor schadenfreude: some students at Notre Dame walk out on Mike Pence commencement address.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n0BjgVD2ak&t=116s

I'm not surprised. Pence turned his back on the Church and joined up with some bunch of protestant of heresies.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Stex T posted:

I shouldn't derive pleasure from the untimely death of a father of five. But on the other hand ...

drat it, for a second you got my hopes up that something had happened to DaddyOfFive.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
This is from awhile back but its the first I'm seeing it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZV0eKN9hnac

I think that's the first time I've ever seen somebody faint, wake back up, freak out, and faint again. Its like a world record.

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Zaphod42 posted:

I think that's the first time I've ever seen somebody faint, wake back up, freak out, and faint again. Its like a world record.

TRIPLE PLAY!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFw3b_Y--as&hd=1

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

That can't be healthy.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Maybe someone needs to start a "PYF Just Desserts and Instant Karma" thread so the :qq:that's not schadenfreude:qq: crowd can have a safe space

Instant karma from eating desserts? Like, a collection of brain freezes? Sign me up!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

RatHat posted:

That can't be healthy.

He's just part fainting goat.

Randyslawterhouse
Oct 11, 2012

RatHat posted:

That can't be healthy.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

It's like a Darwin Award Lite. He didn't remove himself from the gene pool, but he did remove his genes from the gene pool.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Has anyone said "that's a good way to gently caress up your sack" yet?

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

:lol: this is amazing

I've gone down a rabbit hole of rollercoaster pass out videos now. The best are when its some dude next to a lady, and the dude passes out and the lady just laughs her rear end off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wB8-rjPLnQA

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Weatherman posted:

It's like a Darwin Award Lite. He didn't remove himself from the gene pool, but he did remove his genes from the gene pool.

There's a category for that. Mostly it involves incredible testicular trauma.

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Weatherman posted:

It's like a Darwin Award Lite. He didn't remove himself from the gene pool, but he did remove his genes from the gene pool.

that's literally what "removing yourself from the gene pool" is. that's why it is called a gene pool and not a life pool.

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