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XYZ
Aug 31, 2001

The best part was when Orton dropped left Singh brother on his head.

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triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

XYZ posted:

The best part was when Orton dropped left Singh brother on his head.

It really was. Randy having weird reactions to things is the best.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





https://twitter.com/shoulders_up/status/866486407807848448

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
The next federal steroid investigation into the WWE will be certainly phenomenal.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Welp at least Brock is still the best champ even though he hasn't been on TV forever cause lol Jinder

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Jinder '24 grit' Mahal is WWE Champion, lol

ICR
Dec 31, 2008


Dude knew it was impossible to be hindered.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The WWE can have as many steroid users as they want as long as they're not the ones hooking them up.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Vince must be in full panic mode from the post Mania ratings cratering and Braun's unexpected injury.

Put the belt on Jinder, have Cena come back 4th of July well before he was expected.

It'd be nice if WWE actually did something slightly progressive for a change and turned Rusev face to be the foil for Jinder. But Mahal will probably just carry the belt for the next six weeks then drop it to Cena on the 4th because :patriot: :911:

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





r/squaredcircle just went private in protest.

Laughing at the people upset at this like the WWE title actually means something. It's not like Bad Luck Fale became IWGP Champ or Cyber Kong won the Dream Gate.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

This might be a controversial position to take but I think racism is worse than steroids.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Dimebags Brain posted:

r/squaredcircle just went private in protest.

Laughing at the people upset at this like the WWE title actually means something. It's not like Bad Luck Fale became IWGP Champ or Cyber Kong won the Dream Gate.

woosh

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Dimebags Brain posted:

r/squaredcircle just went private in protest.

Laughing at the people upset at this like the WWE title actually means something. It's not like Bad Luck Fale became IWGP Champ or Cyber Kong won the Dream Gate.

It's a jab at The_Donald, a reddit injoke lately.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Who even watched backlash. Takeover was where it was at.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Do you think Jinder is going to be champ at the end of Smackdown Live? Seems ripe for a 24 hour (48 I guess) champion storyline

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

The_Rob posted:

Who even watched backlash. Takeover was where it was at.

I wish Takeover was after Backlash so everything on Backlash wouldn't look like poo poo

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Dimebags Brain posted:

r/squaredcircle just went private in protest.

Laughing at the people upset at this like the WWE title actually means something. It's not like Bad Luck Fale became IWGP Champ or Cyber Kong won the Dream Gate.

lmao "duuurrrrrr"

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

So who is hiding the wellness results? Because there is no loving way Jinder isn't juiced to the gills.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Ragnarok the Red posted:

Vince must be in full panic mode from the post Mania ratings cratering and Braun's unexpected injury.

Put the belt on Jinder, have Cena come back 4th of July well before he was expected.

It'd be nice if WWE actually did something slightly progressive for a change and turned Rusev face to be the foil for Jinder. But Mahal will probably just carry the belt for the next six weeks then drop it to Cena on the 4th because :patriot: :911:

I mean wasting the money potential of Cena chasing his 17th title by having him chase a good champion seems like a dumb idea. Cena having to work for his 17th title by facing an AJ/Owens/Nakamura would print money and you should headline the next Mania with that match.

So of course Vince is gonna have Cena beat Jinder on the 4th of July.

All aboard the Cena express!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


So who does everyone like better out of the world champs, the one who does roids and shows up, or the one who does roids and is never around

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
I, personally, accept Jinder Mahal.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

projecthalaxy posted:

Do you think Jinder is going to be champ at the end of Smackdown Live? Seems ripe for a 24 hour (48 I guess) champion storyline

Unless Rusev is face immediately on his return this Thursday or Orton wins it right back that seems doubtful. AJ & Owens is going to be going for at least another month or two it seems.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Chris James 2 posted:

So who does everyone like better out of the world champs, the one who does roids and shows up, or the one who does roids and is never around

where does the one who does cocaine and never is around show up

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Dimebags Brain posted:

r/squaredcircle just went private in protest.

Laughing at the people upset at this like the WWE title actually means something. It's not like Bad Luck Fale became IWGP Champ or Cyber Kong won the Dream Gate.

Fale would be a 1000% IWGP champion than Jinder being the WWE champion

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
A real champ knows how to cycle.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

SatoshiMiwa posted:

Fale would be a 1000% IWGP champion than Jinder being the WWE champion

Let's not say things we can't take back.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Put the belt on my big pal Luke Harper. Orton and Rowan can have a losers bracket match

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

I except Jinder Mahal as my champion. I don't even know who the Raw champion is.

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...
Sucks about Jinder's left ventricle tho

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

SUN GOD AVATAR posted:

I except Jinder Mahal as my champion. I don't even know who the Raw champion is.

Brock Lesnar, who has not been on tv in months, and won't be in months.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


I'm not sure I'm ready for Jinder being the Champion of the month but I'm not sure Okada is good enough to beat his veins

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Jinder Mahal is the 50th different person to be WWE Champion.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Lid posted:

Let's not say things we can't take back.

Actually Fale is cool and good because he just had a 4* match with Okada and Jinder couldn't even have a 4* match with AJ Styles

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Sami Zayn: zero world title reigns
Cesaro: zero world title reigns
Jinder Mahal: one world title reigns

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Venomous posted:

Actually Fale is cool and good because he just had a 4* match with Okada and Jinder couldn't even have a 4* match with AJ Styles

I put this down more to Okada's insane 2017 run than anything else. A 4 star match would be his LOW score for the year.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

projecthalaxy posted:

Sami Zayn: zero world title reigns
Cesaro: zero world title reigns
Jinder Mahal: one world title reigns

God is good

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Brock Lesnar, who has not been on tv in months, and won't be in months.

Oh duh. Cheers.

projecthalaxy posted:

Sami Zayn: zero world title reigns
Cesaro: zero world title reigns
Jinder Mahal: one world title reigns

Checks out.

Now won't it be hilariously awesome when Zayn and Cesaro come out in one month, bacne'd up, 30 lbs of muscle mass heavier, competing for the top spot?

It's what we need. Our faves at the top of the card!

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Its gonna be real funny three years from now when we all pretend we called Jinder being champion and supported him, on this forum

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SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Plus side is I guess Bryan and Dave are going to stop picking on Taichi for the rest of the week!

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