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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9BRKz4zkoE

Two WWE Champions

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Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

https://zippy.gfycat.com/FlawlessAdoredIberianlynx.webm

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

projecthalaxy posted:

Its gonna be real funny three years from now when we all pretend we called Jinder being champion and supported him, on this forum

Jinder might be the one to replace Khali in this av

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Jinder has only injured as many people as Okada has in 2017.

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





calling it now, AJ Styles will win MITB and cash in on Cena just before he beats Jinder on July 4th

e:

Aphrodite posted:

Jinder has only injured as many people as Okada has in 2017.

nah Shibata did that to himself, unless that was a shoot Rainmaker or something

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Please do not slur Rick Rude.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Quality over quantity

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Didn't catch the match yet. Has Jinder learned to work yet?

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Aphrodite posted:

Jinder has only injured as many people as Okada has in 2017.

That was more Shibata than Okada though :sigh:

And to be fair at least Jinder wasn't trying to hurt Finn unlike Sheamus knocking out Jeff's tooth

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Skinty McEdger posted:

Didn't catch the match yet. Has Jinder learned to work yet?

We had dueling Jinder Chants!

Match was 80's Superstars bad but Jinder got heat!

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

Skinty McEdger posted:

Didn't catch the match yet. Has Jinder learned to work yet?

let's just say randy carried the match to "acceptably mediocre"

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Please give us more KO on Talking Smack

Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

THE MAHARAJA

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Let's not let the unhindering distract us from the real story of tonight: where did Tyler Breeze find that stunt granny

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Let's go backstage where Renee is set to interview the new champ

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Deservedly so.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Also dolph ziggler, the loser, lost so much that I had to give money to dogs. Because dolph is a loser

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

SUN GOD AVATAR posted:

Oh duh. Cheers.


Checks out.

Now won't it be hilariously awesome when Zayn and Cesaro come out in one month, bacne'd up, 30 lbs of muscle mass heavier, competing for the top spot?

It's what we need. Our faves at the top of the card!

I feel like Cesaro on roids would somehow turn out weak

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


If you want the wrong reaction to Jinder's push from the week, here's Ryback

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

is that the Trump orb

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003
It's pretty remarkable that the least memorable match of the whole night was Nakamura's "debut".

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



You could have and lose a match a day, every day, for a full calendar year, and still not have lost as many times as the current WWE champ

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Chris James 2 posted:

You could have and lose a match a day, every day, for a full calendar year, and still not have lost as many times as the current WWE champ

It's not how many times you fall down, it's how many times you get back up

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Chris James 2 posted:

You could have and lose a match a day, every day, for a full calendar year, and still not have lost as many times as the current WWE champ

WWE finally heard all the complaints about 50/50 booking!

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

CubsWoo posted:

It's not how many times you fall down, it's how many times you get back up

Its about how much you train and diet

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Psychepath posted:

It's pretty remarkable that the least memorable match of the whole night was Nakamura's "debut".

I'm terrified of Nakamura v Jinder because he always only wrestles to what his opponent is capable of.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

The contrast in show quality on takeover weekends is always fun

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Chris James 2 posted:

You could have and lose a match a day, every day, for a full calendar year, and still not have lost as many times as the current WWE champ

Here's a match I'd like to lose; you and your keyboard. gently caress your funny numbers.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Psychepath posted:

It's pretty remarkable that the least memorable match of the whole night was Nakamura's "debut".

I haven't watched the match, but I'm just going to blame Ziggler anyways.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

CubsWoo posted:

is that the Trump orb



I couldn't find a better match in the 2 minutes I was giving myself to tweet it out.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

CubsWoo posted:

It's not how many times you fall down, it's how many times you get back ne

ICR
Dec 31, 2008

Have they chosen the WWE 2K18 cover athlete yet?

Because I know a certain someone who would look mighty fresh and oily on the cover.

I'm thinking have this certain dude be facing the WWE 2K18 sign and showing his back muscles in all their glory.

Some call him Maharaja. Others call him Champion.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Lid posted:

I'm terrified of Nakamura v Jinder because he always only wrestles to what his opponent is capable of.

On the other hand when Jinder inevitably tries to Jinder him we will get to see MMA Nakamura return

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
So who just made a mint on their "Jinder Mahal will become WWE champ this year" bet from the beginning of the year?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

MassRafTer posted:

I couldn't find a better match in the 2 minutes I was giving myself to tweet it out.

Here's a match I'd like to lose; you and your keyboard. gently caress your incisive topical commentary.

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Bray must be so depressed right now.

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