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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Im playing porn flash games, reading the results i think i made the right choice.

Please fire Becky so she can be good in another company, for fucks sake.

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CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Number of Orton dives: 0

Is Orton still champion? No

I think we know who was right in the end








.......headlock

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Rhonne posted:

Bray must be so depressed right now.

G1 Rotunda

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

DoctorGonzo posted:

Im playing porn flash games, reading the results i think i made the right choice.

Please fire Becky so she can be good in another company, for fucks sake.

It almost feels like Vince got mad at everyone saying how much better Smackdown was than Raw, so now he's going out of his way to ruin it as much as possible.

If Alexa Bliss was still on Smackdown, they would be trying to ruin her too. Maybe by pairing her up with Ziggler or something.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Jinder

Mahal

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

jinder mahal is good

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

ill never forget that time jinder carried a printer all the way to that girl's house and became wwe champion 11 years later

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt/status/866492400776118272

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Cavauro posted:

ill never forget that time jinder carried a printer all the way to that girl's house and became wwe champion 11 years later

# of champinoships jinder has: 1
# of championships andey has: 1

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
I wanted to buy some Jinder merch to celebrate and

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

Jinder Mahal

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Never mind I found something


http://shop.wwe.com/wwe-championship-replica-title-belt-%282014%29/W07717.html?dwvar_W07717_color=No%20Color#start=1

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


If Drew MacIntyre can capture the NXT title (or something) by September 10, than all 3 members of the Three Man Band will have won a championship within a calendar year. That would be something.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Cavauro posted:

ill never forget that time jinder carried a printer all the way to that girl's house and became wwe champion 11 years later

drat that's esoteric

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Calling it now, Jinder's losing it to Randy on Tuesday and they'll do a double turn

e:

projecthalaxy posted:

If Drew MacIntyre can capture the NXT title (or something) by September 10, than all 3 members of the Three Man Band will have won a championship within a calendar year. That would be something.

Unironically want them to do Roode/McIntyre at Brooklyn

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Jinder May Hell

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Seriously though, they're building up to Cena/Orton at Wrestlemania, because of course they are.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Venomous posted:

Seriously though, they're building up to Cena/Orton at Wrestlemania, because of course they are.

Once in a Lifetime

WadeBartender
Aug 18, 2013
Only one of the men in the main event was involved in the worst match of the year and it wasn't Jinder so they made the right choice here

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
In years from now there will be matches with Kinder Mahal

There will be royal rumbles

They will say JINDER MAHAL the FORMER WWE CHAMPION

This will be true for all history

It will never go away that Jinder Mahal former champion

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
Is this just an excuse to bring the Punjabi Prison match back from retirement

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Our ratings are poo poo, so we will tank them with awful tv and they wont matter anymore. HHH is a genius.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

WadeBartender posted:

Only one of the men in the main event was involved in the worst match of the year and it wasn't Jinder so they made the right choice here

They subbed in Yoshitatsu?

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Venomous posted:

Seriously though, they're building up to Cena/Orton at Wrestlemania, because of course they are.

Orton wins the belt a few more times this year to get up to 16 and the belt is vacated before Mania and the match is built to see who can reach 17 first.

Then Roman cashes in his MitB, spears and pins them both, and Vince declares the win is worth 32 title reigns and declares Roman the Greatest of All Time.



















bow wow

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Bray, Sami, and Cesaro just ordered a shitload of steroids.

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

https://twitter.com/Mersh/status/866500474643591170

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

yeah because if anyone deserves a world title reign is dolph loving ziggler

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

I posted it as a haha ziggler dig because gently caress him

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


From Roman Reigns to Jinder Mahal in 12 months

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Chris James 2 posted:

From Roman Reigns to Jinder Mahal in 12 months

A lateral move in back shame and perhaps other factors.

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Chris James 2 posted:

From Roman Reigns to Jinder Mahal in 12 months

Finally, a back we can all be proud of

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Chris James 2 posted:

From Roman Reigns to Jinder Mahal in 12 months

Only one of these had a wellness violation.

Cocksmith
Dec 28, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
well they swerved me

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I wonder if Jinder can do a deadlift powerbomb. Do steroids make you strong?

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Chris James 2 posted:

From Roman Reigns to Jinder Mahal in 12 months

Twelve is not a very funny number, Chris James 2.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

steroids only show you the door. let maharaja open the door. to your enlarged heart

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


I for one am glad our new WWE Champion Jinder Mahal defeated racism AND Big Pharma's war on regulating supplements.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Actually this makes it funny.

I wasn't laughing before, now I got a chuckle.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I wasn't laughing before

You were watching Ziggler's standup?

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