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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

CubsWoo posted:

https://streamable.com/72790

The Hindi commentary team was pleased

lmao INDIA #1 INDIA #1

Niwrad posted:

Giving the guy something that's hard on the liver when he's probably on tren seems like a recipe for disaster.

well theres always the vest

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Randy and Jinder literally had a better match than Nakamura lmao

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Are we no longer allowed to hinder the Jinder?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Randy and Jinder literally had a better match than Nakamura lmao

As much poo poo as I give Jinder Dolph is worse.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

CubsWoo posted:

Once in a Lifetime

Same as it ever was

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

bray wyatts entire gimmick is that he's a creepy swamp cult man capable of turning mens will to his own and he was outdone by a guy who went to the cruiserweight division and bonded with some jobbers over their shared ethnicity

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Jinder Mahal is the WWE Champion and it was a pretty good match and the crowd was hot for it and hahaha oh man

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Jinder

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

dunne vs bate was real good. best match i've seen in a long time.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012


Hinder

Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

Bill Goldberg posted:

jinder mahal is the wwe world heavyweight champion

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках
I really hope whatever they're paying Cesaro is worth the lack of respect he gets.

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Y'know, Jinder Mahal was always good.

sonicice
Oct 21, 2000

Michael J Beverage, I've got a bone to pick with you.
randy orton sucks

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Just finished watching the Backlash.
Jinder winning is the greatest thing and I'm glad it's happened to the B- show Smackdown Live.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Blooming Brilliant posted:

Y'know, Jinder Mahal was always good.

He debuted where they tried to do a really bad classic Bollywood drama thing where the Great Khali was indebted to him for marrying his sister and he got chopped in the head a lot so after that unenviable still birth it's good to see him get an actual opportunity.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


oh hey i wonder what happened at bac-


gently caress

yes

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
It's a shame that Cesaro is too foreign and uncharismatic to be WWE Champion. Hopefully Jinder will be generous enough to give him a few pointers on how to succeed.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Lol jinder is champ, excellent.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


ThePariah posted:

It's a shame that Cesaro is too foreign and uncharismatic to be WWE Champion. Hopefully Jinder will be generous enough to give him a few pointers on how to succeed.

If Cesaro loved the wrestling industry enough to make sacrifices like Jinder is, maybe he'd be WWE Champion instead.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

please hinder jinder. please

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014

rare Magic card l00k posted:

If Cesaro loved the wrestling industry enough to make sacrifices like Jinder is, maybe he'd be WWE Champion instead.

True. Hopefully Cesaro doubles up his steroid dosage and concusses the poo poo out of Enzo Amore on Monday.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

ThePariah posted:

It's a shame that Cesaro is too foreign and uncharismatic to be WWE Champion. Hopefully Jinder will be generous enough to give him a few pointers on how to succeed.

Switzerland needs a billion+ people, then Cesaro could succeed.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

ThePariah posted:

True. Hopefully Cesaro doubles up his steroid dosage and concusses the poo poo out of Enzo Amore on Monday.

That second part could happen entirely without his assistance, though.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
No, really what the gently caress they are doing with Becky

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Strawberry Panda posted:

Switzerland needs a billion+ people, then Cesaro could succeed.

Vince: Goddammit Cesaro, go bang like a billion chicks and we'll talk
Cesaro: Ja okay I can do that no prob

Tornhelm
Jul 26, 2008

DoctorGonzo posted:

No, really what the gently caress they are doing with Becky

Going by her hairstyle - female Sheamus.

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

DoctorGonzo posted:

No, really what the gently caress they are doing with Becky
Thanks to Daniel Bryan, WWE thinks they can keep people who are over constantly losing or looking like a fool and they'll stay over.

See: Bray Wyatt and Sami Zayn

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Was looking for the highlights on Youtube, second search result.

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


Orton is legitimately the dullest champion I've ever seen so I'm happy Jinder took it from him.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Why is nobody talking about what really happened at Backlash?

Tyler Breeze dressed up as a janitor AND an old woman!

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...
Jinder gives me hope that EC3 will return one day

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Muddy Burphy posted:

Jinder gives me hope that EC3 will return one day

Brian Cage

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014

RealFoxy posted:

Thanks to Daniel Bryan, WWE thinks they can keep people who are over constantly losing or looking like a fool and they'll stay over.

See: Bray Wyatt and Sami Zayn

Daniel Bryan's success was a net negative to wrestling.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





The WWE should've stuck to their guns and gone through with Orton/Batista at WM30

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I think I've finally been struck by apathy because I don't even really care that Jinder is the WWE champion. Or maybe it's because I'm sick

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Since the title unification at TLC 2013, here's a list of WWE champions over the past four years:

Randy Orton
Daniel Bryan
John Cena
Brock Lesnar
Seth Rollins
Roman Reigns
Sheamus
Triple H
Dean Ambrose
AJ Styles
Bray Wyatt

And now, Jinder Mahal.

EDIT: Jinder Mahal, our current WWE Champion, lost a WeeLC match.

Blooming Brilliant fucked around with this message at 12:39 on May 22, 2017

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Jinder's WWE run has been: jobber, comedy jobber, fired, rehired as jobber, injures guys, inexplicable main event monster push, world champion. Meanwhile Rusev has never even had a world title championship opportunity. Lol

It's like Eric Young winning the TNA title but having only been on tv three times in the previous year.

Bigass Moth fucked around with this message at 12:42 on May 22, 2017

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Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Also, now Jinder either goes on a losing streak which is tradition for most heel champions, or his monster push inexplicably continues and he keeps winning.

I am ready for either :allears:

I stared into the Abyss, and the Abyss had steroid veins.

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