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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
It's not even clear and glowing it's like a blue bowling ball. I'm guessing it glows at some point but that's like the worst comparison possible

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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Aesop Poprock posted:

It's something real dumb isn't it

E; lmfao it's a bowling ball from lord of the the rings and its stated function is Scrying and Telepathic Communications

It's also the name of an American company doing mass surveillance echelon-style.

They named their products Palantir-Gotham and Palantir-Metropolis lol

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

It's also the name of an American company doing mass surveillance echelon-style.

They named their products Palantir-Gotham and Palantir-Metropolis lol

The first thing I thought of was captain planet

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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Nap Ghost
So it seems like Saudis grabbed Donald Trump by the orb, lol

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Lol trumps done

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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Nap Ghost

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
https://twitter.com/pareene/status/866399088362893312

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
trump has accessed the Extreme Power Globe

there is no stopping him now, fools

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6-rQnxEj7k

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
trump just got...... oh no actually.....


he's still fine

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Blue Train posted:

Bernie would have won

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

the posting singularity

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
aahhaah heee hee heeh heehehehe, this one never will grow old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFymyKNbQxs

ahahahahahahaahhaaa

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Zippy the Bummer posted:

aahhaah heee hee heeh heehehehe, this one never will grow old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFymyKNbQxs

ahahahahahahaahhaaa

Trump's only real accomplishment.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Majorian posted:

Ahahaha, you still think Trump is going to be less of a neocon than Hillary.

Shut up this page is funny

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
this one is better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQkbe4Eo7kE&t=142s

Mordor She Wrote
Nov 17, 2014

Snatch Duster posted:

let me tell you people what is in your best interests, you aren't smart enough to make up your own opinions and thoughts
-every fascist ever

people who spend their day in poverty smoking meth and working at gas stations waiting for it to all trickle down really aren't smart enough to make up their own opinions hth.

Tallgeese
May 11, 2008

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR


Who among us can truthfully deny the intense, visceral, nigh-orgasmic pleasure that is watching that video and knowing that the dreams of Hillary Clinton were crushed into dust and scattered to the four winds once and for all?

Not I.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Tallgeese posted:

Who among us can truthfully deny the intense, visceral, nigh-orgasmic pleasure that is watching that video and knowing that the dreams of Hillary Clinton were crushed into dust and scattered to the four winds once and for all?

Not I.

Many people feel the same way. Most people I talk with about politics wouldn't dare say they're glad trump won but they will quietly admit they enjoyed seeing Hillary lose.

The buttmad runs deep, and berns to this day

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Toadvine posted:

Many people feel the same way. Most people I talk with about politics wouldn't dare say they're glad trump won but they will quietly admit they enjoyed seeing Hillary lose.

The buttmad runs deep, and berns to this day

A loss it might've been, but I can't help but think she might actually be better off.
Being America's scapegoat #1 - that is to say; president - doesn't seem like a fun job.

Not a fun job at all.

Edit: On the other hand: TWO scopes of ice cream.

Tallgeese
May 11, 2008

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR


Toadvine posted:

Many people feel the same way. Most people I talk with about politics wouldn't dare say they're glad trump won but they will quietly admit they enjoyed seeing Hillary lose.

The buttmad runs deep, and berns to this day

I like to believe that there is no timeline in the multiverse where Hillary R. Clinton is President, and when that is proved beyond a shadow of a doubt, we will collectively become cognizant of the truth that there is a just and loving God.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
im from rural America and I say KILL EM ALL!!!

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

Zippy the Bummer posted:

aahhaah heee hee heeh heehehehe, this one never will grow old

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFymyKNbQxs

ahahahahahahaahhaaa

Like mana from heaven.

Praise Turmp

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpyKuzoFW40


tee heee

TYTs

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

Avirosb posted:

A loss it might've been, but I can't help but think she might actually be better off.
Being America's scapegoat #1 - that is to say; president - doesn't seem like a fun job.

Not a fun job at all.

Edit: On the other hand: TWO scopes of ice cream.

and he got to touch the orb

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
What would Hillary have done if she had access to the Orb?

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


orb

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Zippy the Bummer posted:

im from rural America and I say KILL EM ALL!!!

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
I found a way to stick it to liberals. Anybody want in?
So today I was thinking about these liberal women and hilary shills and how they are pushing there no gender agenda and there strong women fascist views on the traditional strong christian man. God told me to not stoop to their levels unless you can teach them for the better from it.

Here are my ideas

Change the breast cancer symbol color from pink to grey. A more blan color because men can have breast cancer too. It's sexist to use pink.

Change the lyrics of the song. I am strong. I am invincible. I am HU-MAN.

ALSO, change the quote behind every stong man, is a strong traditional Republican Christian father.

Or behind every weak man is a strong liberal woman bossin him around.

Any thoughts? Or wanna make this happen as well.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

I found a way to stick it to liberals. Anybody want in?
So today I was thinking about these liberal women and hilary shills and how they are pushing there no gender agenda and there strong women fascist views on the traditional strong christian man. God told me to not stoop to their levels unless you can teach them for the better from it.

Here are my ideas

Change the breast cancer symbol color from pink to grey. A more blan color because men can have breast cancer too. It's sexist to use pink.

Change the lyrics of the song. I am strong. I am invincible. I am HU-MAN.

ALSO, change the quote behind every stong man, is a strong traditional Republican Christian father.

Or behind every weak man is a strong liberal woman bossin him around.

Any thoughts? Or wanna make this happen as well.

these dril tweets are getting kinda stale and also like super long

Bholder
Feb 26, 2013

Bulgogi Hoagie posted:

these dril tweets are getting kinda stale and also like super long

Then why do you keep doing them?

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

Bholder posted:

Then why do you keep doing them?

im honoured that you think my posting is anything close to dril tweets tbh

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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Nap Ghost
I'm adding. The dunce cap gets change to the liberal cap. If your caught trying to shh someone's freedom of speech or expression in the classroom. You should have to wear a liberal hat. And if the teacher tries to change the curriculum cause she don't want you learning rational ideas or how to find out who you are for yourself during the time of your life she should wear it as well and lose a days pay. Now if it's something she must be taught, we should be able to take all the funding away from the board of Ed to private organization made of the top principles coaches disciplinarian who care about their communities and students. Not people who visit a school 1 a year on a schedule visit.

Anyone else?

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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Nap Ghost
I got a joke for you...


Whose blonde and crazy and thinks shes the Queen even when she loses to a man?

Ummm hilary Clinton.

No.. The correct answer is every liberal women alive.


Oh here's another one

Why did the liberal skip the white house on their tour in DC?

Because Trumps helping women get somewhere by sleeping with him is in the past.

And you wonder why liberals and gay love Clinton. Suck his dick get a TV show and an appearance on 60 minutes.

Toadvine
Mar 16, 2009
Please disregard my advice w/r/t history.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

I got a joke for you...


Whose blonde and crazy and thinks shes the Queen even when she loses to a man?

Ummm hilary Clinton.

No.. The correct answer is every liberal women alive.


Oh here's another one

Why did the liberal skip the white house on their tour in DC?

Because Trumps helping women get somewhere by sleeping with him is in the past.

And you wonder why liberals and gay love Clinton. Suck his dick get a TV show and an appearance on 60 minutes.

Late night last night?

Krustic
Mar 28, 2010

Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.
If you wear a Hillary Clinton for prison t-shirt to school, you are given an A in a class of your choosing and an ice cream sandwich and any students who complain have to run laps and clean the cafeteria.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

And you wonder why liberals and gay love Clinton. Suck his dick get a TV show and an appearance on 60 minutes.

Fellate Trump and you get to plug your book on Fox News.

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
So Trump status? Squeaky fuckin clean, wrap it up liberailures :smug:

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
I got a joke

There was a candidate for President once. They and their team walked into the party's headquarters and talked to the people running the campaign.

"What kind of platform are you gonna run?"

"Well, we'd like to call everyone a racist, sexist, misogynist, xenophobe and uneducated."

"Jesus, that sounds awful, do you have any campaign promises?"

"Boy, do we. We'd love to put coal miners out of work, in fact, we plan on going deep into coal country and telling them this to their face with a laugh!"

"Are you loving nuts? That sounds terrible. What kind of foreign policy will you talk about?"

"Well, we'd like to bomb the living hell out of the middle east, in fact, we might even shoot down Russian jets if they get mad about it. Also, we plan on exporting jobs to the third world, in order to prop up favorable governments and also keep our banker friends happy."

"Well goddamn, this sounds awful, what's your campaign slogan?"

"The Aristocrats"

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SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

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Nap Ghost

Toadvine posted:

Late night last night?

These were actually posts from your mom, should have sourced my quotes

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