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Matt Wisler isn't ugly, he just has terminal murderface. He's still kind of cute from the right angles.  Julio Cruz posted:Jerry Blevins: good at pitching, not good at looking human No way, Jerry Blevins is crazy redneck-hot, and that curveball is sexy as hell. I'd have to give it to Addison Reed, who is also very adept at pitching but looks like a serial killer. 
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Cubs call up Rosscup, option Floro back to Iowa. Rosscup has been middling in AAA so far this year but that's mostly a product of a 16.7% HR/FB ratio. His peripherals are solid as hell: 39.7 K%/4.8 BB%/2.78 xFIP, so hopefully he's finally put it together and the Cubs have another reliable lefty out of the pen.
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Joey Freshwater posted:
Not active though—Braves aren't terribly freakish this year but you could go Collmenter, who looks like an extra-sexist Mad Man bit player, or maybe Bonifacio who is an only slightly demented gnome.
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Oh hey, just saw Alex Gordon is on paternity leave. Hope some time away from the game helps him out because my God his season is ugly. Oh, never mind, he's going to be back on Wednesday. Well congrats on the kid anyway Alex.
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Ahaha, this article: D-backs' Collmenter looking for love in Australia and this picture
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elentar posted:Ahaha, this article: D-backs' Collmenter looking for love in Australia A woman I know thinks Josh Collmenter is practically the platonic ideal of man. Even Kris Bryant didn't sway her. EDIT: Also https://twitter.com/MLBRosterMoves/status/866767884285992960 Inspector_666 fucked around with this message at 22:29 on May 22, 2017 |
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Does anyone remember that site that had weekly or maybe daily updates of goings on in baseball but they were set to what were basically chat rooms or text chains? I remember them being hilarious
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Inspector_666 posted:A woman I know thinks Josh Collmenter is practically the platonic ideal of man. Even Kris Bryant didn't sway her. Anibal gonna make some International League players look like loving studs.
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Joey Freshwater posted:Does anyone remember that site that had weekly or maybe daily updates of goings on in baseball but they were set to what were basically chat rooms or text chains? https://web.archive.org/web/20061118132819/http://www.progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/dugoutb6-28-05-2.htm
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RIP The Dugout
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Poque posted:https://web.archive.org/web/20061118132819/http://www.progressiveboink.com/dugout/archive/dugoutb6-28-05-2.htm God drat Thanks
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And thank you for bringing Jon Bois into our lives.
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Inspector_666 posted:A woman I know thinks Josh Collmenter is practically the platonic ideal of man. Even Kris Bryant didn't sway her. Apparently Anibal asked for this himself so he could fix his mechanics. What a good move by him.
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They should not have put this man's head in the dryer.
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Hand Knit posted:They should not have put this man's head in the dryer. 
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Inspector_666 posted:A woman I know thinks Josh Collmenter is practically the platonic ideal of man. Even Kris Bryant didn't sway her. Kris Bryant's alright but way overshadowed by Javy, imho. As far as actual baseball goes, I'm using the Mets & Marlins off-day to watch the Yankees and it feels nice.
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This thread has taught me that YTM and I have very different taste in baseball dudes.
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Rand alPaul posted:Apparently Anibal asked for this himself so he could fix his mechanics. What a good move by him. That's funny, my dog once asked to be moved to a nice farm upstate. Haven't seen him since, wonder how he's doing... Agreed though, nice to see Ani make the offer. Of course, he's still getting paid the full $17m...
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Pretend I photoshopped judge's Jersey onto the monster from Goonies for ugliest player on the Yankees
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Julio Cruz posted:This thread has taught me that YTM and I have very different taste in baseball dudes. Seriously, d'Arnaud? He's not even the handsomest catcher on the Mets.
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Goodpancakes posted:Pretend I photoshopped judge's Jersey onto the monster from Goonies for ugliest player on the Yankees YOU STOP THAT.
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Goodpancakes posted:Pretend I photoshopped judge's Jersey onto the monster from Goonies for ugliest player on the Yankees HEY YOU GUUUUUUUUUUUUYS *blasts homer*
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James Loney has asked for and has been granted his release by the Braves. I guess when you realize you've been upstaged by Matt Adams, it's time to move on.
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He was my second choice so I'll allow it Correct Looks like Donaldson and Tulo are starting with Dunedin tomorrow so their returns are finally coming. Thank god
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Am I crazy to want James Loney at first instead of Chris Carter? The homers are not occurring enough to justify Carter being in the lineup. I feel like Loney could provide more than.205/.295/325. This may be because Loney absolutely murders the Yankees but sometimes its best to get your arch nemesis on your side. ... After looking this up, Loney vs NYY in '16 isn't as bad as I felt: .353/.353/.412
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Dunno if he's still around, but Ronald Belisario was a recent player who was perhaps the ugliest man ever in MLB.
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MrMojok posted:Dunno if he's still around, but Ronald Belisario was a recent player who was perhaps the ugliest man ever in MLB. How dare you try to rob Ezequiel Astacio of his title. 
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Obviously Dansby at one, but how can you not have Bartolo at 2? I mean, his nickname is Big Sexy!
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Who was that UIF who always looked like one of the Universal monsters, ranging from vampire-to-wolfman? Fake edit: It was Jamey Caroll /noisily devours goat
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Holy poo poo, a balk that is, you know, not some weird rear end corner case. And yeah, that's the reaction to expect.
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Goodpancakes posted:Pretend I photoshopped judge's Jersey onto the monster from Goonies for ugliest player on the Yankees 
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Death Vomit Wizard posted:Actually... Jesus, even his ears are the same shape. IT'S UNCANNY.
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