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Julio Cruz posted:He said something like "the manner of your death means I deal with you." So I guess Anubis is either the god of car crashes or blowjobs? All the old gods have to come up with new responsibilities to stay relevant Anubis is the Egyptian god of death and disappointing blowjobs
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It was "the circumstances of your death commit me." And Anubis has some experience with detached penises.
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mallratcal posted:It was "the circumstances of your death commit me." And Anubis has some experience with detached penises. You're gonna need to elaborate on that one.
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The God Osiris got torn into a bunch of pieces. Isis, Anubis and probably some others helped piece the body back together (minus his dong because a fish ate it) and he became the first mummy. Osiris later got a golden penis so he made out ok. Mythology's are loving weird.
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May 23, 2017 00:11
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Has anyone compared the ifrit scene from last week to Dayman/Nightman yet?
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Thought it was a bit meh but lol'ed at anubis funerary company taking extraordinary orders
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Rocksicles posted:I'm going out on a limb here and say, Laura's lack on motivation in life and suicide is god inspired to keep her in the right place at the right time. Everything has been engineered to this point, nothing seems accidental. Almost seems like something bigger is at play.  
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R. Mute posted:Has anyone compared the ifrit scene from last week to Dayman/Nightman yet? Looks like somebody finally paid the troll toll.
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Tigren posted:Almost seems like something bigger is at play. See! i didn't notice the top one because Shadow is BBQing with a giant penis.
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May 23, 2017 06:33
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Oh poo poo, I didn't notice all those ravens.
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mallratcal posted:The God Osiris got torn into a bunch of pieces. Isis, Anubis and probably some others helped piece the body back together (minus his dong because a fish ate it) and he became the first mummy. Osiris later got a golden penis so he made out ok. Mythology's are loving weird. Wait, are we meant to take from that that "the circumstances of your death" literally refers to the blowjob; I thought Anubis was the one who approached her because she worked at the Luxor.
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May 23, 2017 06:55
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Red Oktober posted:You're making a lot of assumptions after two episodes.
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Scientific dick calculator
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Rocksicles posted:Scientific
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May 23, 2017 09:40
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Dang it... sometimes you gotta be the lay up guy
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Rocksicles posted:Dong it... Keep with the theme
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drat, Dane Cook hasn't aged well at all. Looks rough.
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Vintersorg posted:drat, Dane Cook hasn't aged well at all. Looks rough. I remarked the same and then my gf looked surprised at me and said he was always rough and had nasty skin, rip.
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Argue posted:Wait, are we meant to take from that that "the circumstances of your death" literally refers to the blowjob; I thought Anubis was the one who approached her because she worked at the Luxor. I read that as another tip off if the ravens were too subtle. If it was a severed penis thing I'd think on a show this much about stories some person would have given a weird monologue about that story as foreshadowing 101.
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Argue posted:Wait, are we meant to take from that that "the circumstances of your death" literally refers to the blowjob; I thought Anubis was the one who approached her because she worked at the Luxor. I was just assuming that dick removal/death gets Anubis' attention, based on the myth. I haven't read the book so this is just me speculating, with the raven watching Laura and the car they almost hit when she died didn't stick around, there is likely a larger game being played.
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I just figured that "the circumstances" "committed him" to taking her to the dark death place instead of the sunny death place that the old woman went to.
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Is this book series Memento?
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Man, the hosed up thing was telling her she had to annihilate herself by crawling back into her suicide attempt....  Also, Dane Cook was perfectly cast, he has not aged well, but the moment of realization of who the actor was and what his character did were simultaneous to me, so I was just smitten with the whole thing.  Argue posted:Wait, are we meant to take from that that "the circumstances of your death" literally refers to the blowjob; I thought Anubis was the one who approached her because she worked at the Luxor. Watching again, they are really overt about showing the statue of Anubis while panning in on Laura in the first shot of the episode. I'm guessing the proximity to Anubis' idols (who literally watched over her life at work), combined with her militant atheism, allowed Anubis to claim her. I'm guessing Anubis still gets her resource belief-points, even though her soul goes to The Darkness. Vintersorg posted:Is this book series Memento? No? 
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Julio Cruz posted:He said something like "the manner of your death means I deal with you." So I guess Anubis is either the god of car crashes or blowjobs? Anubis, god of depressed atheistic Egyptophiles whose spouses work for his colleagues
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Toxic Fart Syndrome posted:Man, the hosed up thing was telling her she had to annihilate herself by crawling back into her suicide attempt....
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Soysaucebeast posted:I read that less as a suicide attempt and more as her getting high and not really caring if she died in the process. She likes danger and was just THAT bored. Despite the anti-social stuff, she's not a caricature; she comes off as having behaved in these ways in life because she was depressed to the point of being numb and needed danger to feel alive. That all jives with her refusal, in death, to willingly go into "the darkness." I really like the character. Ersatz fucked around with this message at 20:43 on May 23, 2017 |
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Jerusalem posted:"This is a sad, lovely obituary Audrey is my favorite character, right alongside Shadow. "Get out of my house, you zombie whore!"
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Soysaucebeast posted:I read that less as a suicide attempt and more as her getting high and not really caring if she died in the process. She likes danger and was just THAT bored. Nah that was definitely supposed to be suicide and she changed her mind halfway into it. If she was getting high she'd just do it upstairs with a paper bag or something. You don't lock yourself into a small chamber like that unless you're trying to suffocate. She wasn't hot boxing.
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Yeah. Even if you're doing auto-erotic asphyxiation, you want to have a spotter. Rest in peace, David.
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Zaphod42 posted:Nah that was definitely supposed to be suicide and she changed her mind halfway into it.
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Does bug spray really get you high? edit: Asking for a friend.
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When you're huffing bug spray the line between thrill-seeking and depression gets a lot blurrier.
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withak posted:Does bug spray really get you high? Maybe you'll get high for a bit from the oxygen deprivation before you die.
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withak posted:Does bug spray really get you high? I just tried it, and it's not as good as the reefer. On the other hand, I finally felt that total absence of God and meaning that's so hip these days.
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Soysaucebeast posted:I read that less as a suicide attempt and more as her getting high and not really caring if she died in the process. She likes danger and was just THAT bored. Ersatz posted:Her request to Shadow for more bug spray implied that this was an on-going thing. I think it's pretty reasonable to assume that she was getting high and wasn't too worried about the risks, or that the risks enhanced it for her. This is almost as bad as the people not getting the dog bit earlier. Oh, goons. 
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Johnny Truant posted:This is almost as bad as the people not getting the dog bit earlier. See also, e.g., taking home the criminal stranger you just met who creepily propositined you in the parking lot after he waited for hours. Ersatz fucked around with this message at 21:56 on May 23, 2017 |
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