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I know this gets thrown around a lot lately but holy hell Kim Dot Com is a real life bond villain jfc
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IM DAY DAY IRL posted:I know this gets thrown around a lot lately but holy hell Kim Dot Com is a real life bond villain jfc I just learned that in addition to everything else, he's also really drat tall (2 meters/6'7" or so)
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May 23, 2017 21:22
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MikeyTsi posted:No, his was "everyone is an idiot (except me, a white male cartoonist)". At the time of writing the book (either The Dilbert Principle or The Joy of Work, since those were the two I had), he happily included himself in his claim, which was "we're all idiots, at least some of the time." But his ego has gotten out of control in the intervening years.
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May 23, 2017 21:25
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Kennel posted:I just learned that in addition to everything else, he's also really drat tall (2 meters/6'7" or so) A giant human candy corn.
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May 23, 2017 21:28
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May 23, 2017 21:32
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Bicyclops posted:I simultaneously want topfreedom to actually succeed in its goals very soon because it seems right and good, but also I don't want that to happen, because I will feel super awkward about it and blush like a huge baby all the time. I have a Professor Frink style awkwardness meltdown whenever I think about the opposite sex, so it would not change much for me.
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May 23, 2017 21:35
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IM DAY DAY IRL posted:I know this gets thrown around a lot lately but holy hell Kim Dot Com is a real life bond villain jfc Real life Decker villain maybe. 
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May 23, 2017 21:38
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Bicyclops posted:I simultaneously want topfreedom to actually succeed in its goals very soon because it seems right and good, but also I don't want that to happen, because I will feel super awkward about it and blush like a huge baby all the time. Here's the catch, and you'd figure this out if you lived anywhere near a beach area, perfect tits aren't a thing for most people. In fact, most of what you'll see is grandma tits and so it'll be less like blushing and more like the normal kind of tits you already see in public, ones on people who are way over weight or don't maintain a good self image. And that's fine.
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Heh, let's see how many goons fall for this obvious edit. *Checks The Onion's website* 
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Treating large bets as evidence of a good hand and not a potential bluff is absolutely how an idiot like Garrison would play poker.
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Ramos posted:Here's the catch, and you'd figure this out if you lived anywhere near a beach area, perfect tits aren't a thing for most people. In fact, most of what you'll see is grandma tits and so it'll be less like blushing and more like the normal kind of tits you already see in public, ones on people who are way over weight or don't maintain a good self image. Those kind make me blush too, it just feels like there's something private that someone accidentally left on display. I realize that it is entirely my problem, though.
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May 23, 2017 21:44
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has anyone made a comic with trump as dr. robotnik if not, I would like that to happen as soon as possible tia
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May 23, 2017 21:46
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sleeptalker posted:Treating large bets as evidence of a good hand and not a potential bluff is absolutely how an idiot like Garrison would play poker. "Bluffing? That's the same as lying, and only liberal snowflakes do that when George Soros pays them to!"
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May 23, 2017 21:47
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Wait so did Trump actually curtsy?
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sleeptalker posted:Treating large bets as evidence of a good hand and not a potential bluff is absolutely how an idiot like Garrison would play poker. Garrison goes all in before he's seen his cards. He just knows when he's going to win.
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Low Desert Punk posted:has anyone made a comic with trump as dr. robotnik 
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sleeptalker posted:Wait so did Trump actually curtsy? It was a manly courtesy let me assure you
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May 23, 2017 21:50
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Despera posted:It was a manly courtesy let me assure you A genuflection, if you will
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May 23, 2017 22:06
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Pants Donkey posted:kim already released his statement, and it's a gentle fart. Not only pay for his travel to the US, but also guarantee his return home i.e. grant immunity from the extradition order he's fighting. Totally not self-serving there.
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May 23, 2017 22:18
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Ornedan posted:Would you have voted republican if the democrats had eliminated the filibuster for the purpose of passing a better version of healthcare reform? If so, own up to it. If not, who would be "reacting" and why? The Tea Party was out in force with signs decrying Obama as "Socialist" and "Tyrant". You don't think they get millions more votes from moderates and independents if Obama actually passed UHC and destroyed two hundred years of Senate traditions to do it? You don't think there would be hundreds of thousands of liberals wringing hands and deciding to stay home because they didn't like Obama's methods, and besides, it wasn't real UHC, it's just Medicaid for all/a public option/nationalizing the hospitals and everyone knows that Medicaid for all/a public option/nationalizing the hospitals is the right way to do UHC.
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sleeptalker posted:Treating large bets as evidence of a good hand and not a potential bluff is absolutely how an idiot like Garrison would play poker. How does someone gently caress up an analogy that badly? Political Cartooning.
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sleeptalker posted:Wait so did Trump actually curtsy? Probably not on propose. The right gave Obama so much poo poo for bowing that Trump was clearly trying to avoid doing that. So when King Salman was giving him with a necklace and presented it to him like he was supposed to bow while the King put it around his neck, Trump bent his knees and squatted slightly and it came off looking like a curtsy.
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Ornedan posted:Fun thing, Trump got the US supplier to give a discount so that the Saudis would agree to the weapons deal while he was visiting. Got a good source on that? edit: thanks. This makes for great ammo on the dealmaking aspect. Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 23:24 on May 23, 2017 |
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Discendo Vox posted:Got a good source on that? https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/18/world/middleeast/jared-kushner-saudi-arabia-arms-deal-lockheed.html?smid=tw-share&mtrref=t.co
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May 23, 2017 23:08
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If I were prez, I'd never bow to anyone and call foreign monarchs Mr. Al Saud and Ms. Windsor (Mrs. is sexist), but I guess I'm just too much of a straight talking real American for the GLOBAL ELITE.
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Hell, I'd fart on their head while humming the national anthem.
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skeleton warrior posted:The Tea Party was out in force with signs decrying Obama as "Socialist" and "Tyrant". You don't think they get millions more votes from moderates and independents if Obama actually passed UHC and destroyed two hundred years of Senate traditions to do it? You don't think there would be hundreds of thousands of liberals wringing hands and deciding to stay home because they didn't like Obama's methods, and besides, it wasn't real UHC, it's just Medicaid for all/a public option/nationalizing the hospitals and everyone knows that Medicaid for all/a public option/nationalizing the hospitals is the right way to do UHC. Republicans gonna republican, breaking of traditions doesn't seem to have fazed anyone but the talking heads and those are straw liberals you're beating up. So, are you a republican or a Serious Person?
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Ornedan posted:Republicans gonna republican, breaking of traditions doesn't seem to have fazed anyone but the talking heads and those are straw liberals you're beating up. So, are you a republican or a Serious Person? Not all Republicans Republican, some stay home, and being a dumbass doing dumbass things makes them come out and vote more. What color is the sky in your world where all Republicans alway vote, there are no swing voters who change their minds, and liberals don't stay at home or go third party because the Democrats aren't sufficiently pure of heart?
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Ornedan posted:Republicans gonna republican, breaking of traditions doesn't seem to have fazed anyone but the talking heads and those are straw liberals you're beating up. So, are you a republican or a Serious Person? I had no idea that we could just say "there are no consequences" and make it true. Why didn't we think of just telling America "you're fine with this" and then just having them be fine with it.
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Jurgan posted:"ESUBA OF POWER?" Start from the head, it's clearly REWOP FO ABUSE.
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loquacius posted:I don't disagree entirely with this sentiment as written, but it does seem hypocritical that you're now claiming all future healthcare reforms as an intended feature of this law considering the campaign you worked on last year vociferously opposed single-payer, called it "throwing out Obamacare and starting from scratch," etc. Can't have it both ways. Was Obamacare intended to inspire single-payer or not? Now you're just trying to show me up, but long story short, Bernie single-payer != the only way to single-payer. Hillary would have kept the ACA Medicaid expansion (single-payer), supported a public option (single-payer for many if you factor in subsidies), supported an age-55 Medicare buy-in (single-payer), and way back in the day created CHIP (single-payer). I have no doubt that she would have signed a single-payer bill if it arrived on her desk. More likely, the reform she would have pursued would have been gradual, and it may have led to a German-style healthcare system rather than a Canada-style system, but it would have been a big improvement. Everything that Joe Lieberman stripped out of the ACA Hillary (and the rest of the Democrats) wanted back in, and then some. I feel like we haven't seen Taylor Jones for a while.  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
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Checking this thread before going to bed was a bad idea.
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Oh God, earlier today I realized that due to all the conservatives shills whining about Political Correctness, it has stopped having a meaning for me, other than 'don't call people racist/sexist things'. Holy poo poo these cartoons end up eating away at your intelligence for real.
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Ashsaber posted:Oh God, earlier today I realized that due to all the conservatives shills whining about Political Correctness, it has stopped having a meaning for me, other than 'don't call people racist/sexist things'. Holy poo poo these cartoons end up eating away at your intelligence for real. Political Correctness has some staying power, even when terms like "snowflake" have surpassed it for people who are a little more aware than "a zillion billion hours of research" Bruce Tinsley.
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Ashsaber posted:Oh God, earlier today I realized that due to all the conservatives shills whining about Political Correctness, it has stopped having a meaning for me, other than 'don't call people racist/sexist things'. That's always what it's meant, really.
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Conservatives: Our latest term for sneering at people who raise concerns about bigotry has declined in popularity, let's lean on the ol' PC Police until we can find a new one. Tinsley: We stopped using "PC police?"
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