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DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Vaguido posted:

If I were a wrestler my finisher would be using a gun to kill my opponent or make them submit to prevent being shot.

austin already did it

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Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

If I was a wrestler this would be my finisher
https://twitter.com/MrLARIATO/status/866616359215652864

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

Vaguido posted:

And that's what I'm saying. I don't know in what world an entire man (190 lbs or 300 lbs doesn't matter) stomping his feet down full force directly on your chest, where your heart lives, doesn't look like it hurts to you.

Why does flipping before falling onto a guy hurt more?

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...

Needs WWE camera zooms.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

randy snorton.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009


big dog fists my rear end

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

rare Magic card l00k posted:

I prefer to think of it as wrestling is pretty dumb and that's what makes it fun.

This is cool and good also.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Strawberry Panda posted:

Why does flipping before falling onto a guy hurt more?

If I hit you with a piece of metal, it hurts a bit. Might even kill you if I swing real hard and hit the right spot.

If you get hit by a helicopter rotor? Dead as hell.


Duh.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


That DICK! posted:

randy snorton.

blandy snoreton

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



dromal phrenia posted:

Dumb arguments about finishers aside, i think the big question for Finn vs. Brock is whether Finn can look vicious enough to be a real threat. Daniel Bryan was also tiny, and the only way I can imagine him standing a chance against Brock is by going full-blown "Bryan Danielson fights Morishima" levels of violent. It still wouldn't be very believable.

Has Finn ever fought a style that looked like he was trying to murder his opponent?

Sure Finn can be vicious enough. He just has to paint his face and body something scary and crawl to the ring. That at least makes him 2X as vicious, even if he doesn't change up his repertoire.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/TripleH/status/867078766631165954

Women's tournament is the Mae Young Classic three weeks from now.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

The trophy is a golden hand.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Dias posted:

https://twitter.com/TripleH/status/867078766631165954

Women's tournament is the Mae Young Classic three weeks from now.

July, not June.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

In honor of Mae Young we gather 32 of the worlds most impressionable young Divas, shortchange them on pay and pimp them out to road agents

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

Aphrodite posted:

July, not June.

Ah, I'm dumb and can't read. Couple of months seems like a more reasonable turnaround.

That DICK! posted:

In honor of Mae Young we gather 32 of the worlds most impressionable young Divas, shortchange them on pay and pimp them out to road agents

That's the Fabulous Moolah Invitational.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Dias posted:

Ah, I'm dumb and can't read. Couple of months seems like a more reasonable turnaround.


That's the Fabulous Moolah Invitational.

She served as Moolahs enforcer

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


http://www.prowrestlingsheet.com/womens-money-bank-planned/#.WSSTq0dtnIW Women's MITB match planned

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006


Someone is going to die.

ThePariah
Feb 10, 2014
At least Sasha's on the other brand.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
You're gonna have Tamina and Carmella working a ladder match. Jesus.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
seems insane to have a Money in the Bank briefcase for a roster with six active wrestlers

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Dias posted:

You're gonna have Tamina and Carmella working a ladder match. Jesus.

Probably Lana too. Could even be her televised debut!

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

maybe it'll be called money in the PURSE. :smugmrgw:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

then again, i suppose women use banks

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Bard Maddox posted:

seems insane to have a Money in the Bank briefcase for a roster with six active wrestlers

Five, since presumably the champ won't be in the match. Who the hell do they even have left to fill out the numbers--

Chris James 2 posted:

Probably Lana too. Could even be her televised debut!

:stonk:

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness
Finn has to give his message to Heyman and can't address Brock directly through the camera because Brock doesn't watch Raw. Brock isn't just smarter than anyone in WWE, he's smarter than anyone here.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dias posted:




That's the Diva Search

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

God help everyone in that match if Naomi loses the title between now and then

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

That DICK! posted:

then again, i suppose women use banks

They also use toilets

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP


I'm hoping the either brand cash-in is still a thing, despite this being a Smackdown show.

Charlotte cashing in on Lesnar :getin:

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Womens MITB will be known as Foil It In The Toilet

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
The women's division will henceforth be known as Money in the Toilet

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
MitB is always at least a 6-man match, right? If Naomi has a match for the women's title at the pay per view, that leaves them five women tops.

Time to call up Nikki Cross!

Actually, no, she still needs a singles match with Ember Moon.

Time to call up Nikki Cross and Ember Moon!

Actually, no, she still needs to beat Asuka.

Time to call up Nikki Cross and Ember Moon and Asuka!

Whew, there, problem solved. :)

(in all seriousness I think they may call up the Aussies to fill this out)

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


I'm looking forward to SMACKDOWN LIVE: the BACKLASH to BACKLASH tonight, my friends :)

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

St Evan Echoes posted:

I'm looking forward to SMACKDOWN LIVE: the BACKLASH to BACKLASH tonight, my friends :)

Hype level: :geno:

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

RacistGuidingLight posted:

They also use toilets

not if my face is around they don't

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Sasha in the Banks match where your objective is to not let Sasha Banks die after she falls off a ladder trying to do something suicidal.

edit: I still like Sasha. :unsmith:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

St Evan Echoes posted:

I'm looking forward to SMACKDOWN LIVE: the BACKLASH to BACKLASH tonight, my friends :)
I'm looking forward to how offensive the Punjabi Celebration is going to get :iamafag:

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
I was in favor of a women's MITB match pre-brand split when it could have been the 4/5/6 best women on the roster going for it. Not when it's the current form with people like Carmella needing to be in it by default.

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Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
I still don't know why they split the women's and the tag division. Just put each one on different shows, focus the draft on singles and NXT callups, maybe two dudes decide to move to tag or singles competition, I'unno.

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