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Haha, yeah, sports are dumb! Haha Go play your "ball Toss", I'm busy being the best DOTA player ever - Some sad-rear end
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Oh lord, shut up. A team traded away their best player because he 'isn't a team player' and 'all flash no substance.' Now he is in the finals with his new team and they are watching with their thumbs up their rear end. It's funny.
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ElGroucho posted:Haha, yeah, sports are dumb! Haha Some Sad-rear end is a good dota tag
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Man, I just didn't really care much about who was on which sports team. That's all.
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Shifty Nipples posted:Man, I just didn't really care much about who was on which sports team. That's all.  is this you
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Shifty Nipples posted:Man, I just didn't really care much about who was on which sports team. That's all. not even when a player was traded for dogwhistle racism and then owned his way through the playoffs? cuz thats pretty great, even without personal interest in the sport
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This has potential: https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2017/05/does-valve-really-own-dota-a-jury-will-decide/
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poly and open-minded posted:not even when a player was traded for dogwhistle racism and then owned his way through the playoffs? cuz thats pretty great, even without personal interest in the sport I'd like to think when he arrived in Nashville it was like a time traveler in the movie visiting the future. "What?! How are there so many black people?"
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Its not even the first time Montreal has owned itself like this. They traded Patrick Roy in the 95-96 season to Colorado, who proceeded to win the Stanley Cup that season, while Montreal was eliminated in the first round. Its close to happening again and  gently caress Montreal.
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XYZ posted:Its not even the first time Montreal has owned itself like this. They traded Patrick Roy in the 95-96 season to Colorado, who proceeded to win the Stanley Cup that season, while Montreal was eliminated in the first round. IIRC, this was after Roy was left in for something like a 9-goal game, as some sort of punishment by the coach, and Roy himself demanded that he be traded.
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SpacePig posted:IIRC, this was after Roy was left in for something like a 9-goal game, as some sort of punishment by the coach, and Roy himself demanded that he be traded. Eh its still funny. 
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poly and open-minded posted:not even when a player was traded for dogwhistle racism and then owned his way through the playoffs? cuz thats pretty great, even without personal interest in the sport no because I am such a simple minded poo poo head that the idea an athlete could think in more complex terms is confounding, sports are pretty us vs. them Low Desert Punk posted:
I share the sentiment but we are all entitled to enjoy hobbies we like.
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Shifty Nipples posted:no because I am such a simple minded poo poo head that the idea an athlete could think in more complex terms is confounding, sports are pretty us vs. them Ah, I see. Well, as an athlete, go gently caress yourself
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poly and open-minded posted:Ah, I see. Well, as an athlete, go gently caress yourself I'm stuck in a locker and getting a swirly at the same time so I can't right now I know I'm joking so I hope you know I'm joking
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XYZ posted:Eh its still funny. Oh, I agree. Montreal hired a coach that treated Roy, arguably the greatest goalie in modern NHL history, so badly that he demanded to leave. I looked it up to be sure, and in addition to that game, the guy just generally treated him like poo poo: Wikipedia posted:... [Coach] Tremblay regularly mock[ed] Roy's English-speaking abilities. The two had almost come to blows in two incidents in 1995, one at a Long Island coffee shop before Tremblay was announced as a coach and after Tremblay allegedly fired a shot at Roy's throat during practice. I'll stop talking about hockey now.
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Shifty Nipples posted:I'm stuck in a locker and getting a swirly at the same time so I can't right now When you have to explain to someone that you're joking, it's probably a bad joke. Or you aren't joking and are trying to cover your rear end after being called out.
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:When you have to explain to someone that you're joking, it's probably a bad joke. Or you aren't joking and are trying to cover your rear end after being called out. Bad joke, intentionally bad joke. Sorry to butt in to serious sports talk. Shifty Nipples has a new favorite as of 20:37 on May 23, 2017 |
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Shifty Nipples posted:Bad joke, I think that's obvious. Carry on. Shifty Nipples posted:Bad joke, intentionally bad joke. Sorry to butt in to serious sports talk. "poo poo, I forgot to try and troll everyone again. Quick edit before these mongoloid sports idiots catch it"
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When I make a bad joke everyone knows it. It's called a post.
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The Schaden here is that even though he's basically shooting at an empty net and the entire enemy team is lying on their stomachs, the puck doesn't actually go in. Right?
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I know a good deal about North American Gridiron Football, but I can't for the life of me tell what the idea behind this play was. It seems to go very wrong, but it doesn't look like there are many ways for it to go right.
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SpacePig posted:I know a good deal about North American Gridiron Football, but I can't for the life of me tell what the idea behind this play was. It seems to go very wrong, but it doesn't look like there are many ways for it to go right. It's a swinging gate formation. It's supposed to confuse the defense and lure them into committing an offsides penalty, and if that doesn't work, you can just attempt a field goal. The center was never supposed to snap the ball, but he did, and that's what happens Low Desert Punk has a new favorite as of 21:04 on May 23, 2017 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:New The reflexes on all of these drivers are amazing.
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May 23, 2017 21:34
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Wasabi the J posted:Sports schadenfreude. It's pretty good. fixed
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Pretty Good gets posted once every few weeks, I feel. I don't mind, though, because it is, in fact, Pretty Good. The poker one is especially good, I feel, and the 1904 Olympics one is great just for the absurdity of it all.
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Jon Bois is a national treasure, and also has a good show going where he and Ryan Nanni talk about trading cards: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P30pv8RfK3I
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SpacePig posted:Pretty Good gets posted once every few weeks, I feel. I don't mind, though, because it is, in fact, Pretty Good. Every time SB Nation tries to do a video essay about sports history, half the comments are some variation of, "Bring back Pretty Good." I almost feel bad for their other presenter, but Jon Bois is just that good.
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Wasabi the J posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTUZ2SrSxsA Any chance of a quick summary of these?
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djssniper posted:Any chance of a quick summary of these? First one is about how bad professional poker is. Second one is about the most hilariously tragic marathon. Third is about a football God exacting revenge upon a rival who cheated. Fourth is about the biggest letdown after a miraculous recovery in pro football. My summaries do not tell the stories as entertainment. John does a great job of breaking things down for not sports viewers. I'm sports agnostic; their alright and there are some drat good stories in them. I am growing absolutely tired of the, "haha I don't get sports!" That some goons seem to relish in. No one who follows sports cares enough to be mad, so it's not good trolling, and like, it doesn't cost anything to learn it and there are plenty of people who'd be excited to share with you, so it's not a great joke to make fun of an exclusive community. Wasabi the J has a new favorite as of 22:17 on May 23, 2017 |
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djssniper posted:Any chance of a quick summary of these? Sometimes luck happens to professional gamblers. This makes them angry. The early modern Olympics were not well organised. Don’t gently caress with John Heisman. Don’t get cocky.
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