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Escape Goat
Jan 30, 2009

Cole is awful

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Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
Mage_Boy enters thread. Proceeds to whine about refs

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Jesus andy

BeastPussy
Jul 15, 2003

im so mumped up lmao
jesus christ get it out of the zone

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

sens desperately trying to poo poo themselves

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
I actually think Ian Cole takes more poo poo than he deserves--including from me in years past--but he has a strange mental block where he can't shoot the puck unless a defender is standing in front of him.

He's been that way as long as he's been a Penguin and it's really weird.

beetlo
Mar 20, 2005

Proud forums lurker!
Ottawa defense is a dumpster fire. Anderson is bailing them out big time.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Not sure how Turris didn't get a penalty there

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
holy crap anderson

Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

Lol methot just mauling Crosby the entire time

.Spec
Oct 4, 2001

Anderson is pretty much holding poo poo down in Ottawa tonight.

Ravenfood
Nov 4, 2011
Even with it being called once, it's kind of hosed how they just wrestle Crosby down and then sit on him every play.

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
Looks like holding is not a punishable offence much like crosschecking. These refs aren't biased, they're just garbage

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Godinster posted:

Mage_Boy enters thread. Proceeds to whine about refs

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038


"Isn't hockey great?"

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

Not sure how Turris didn't get a penalty there

see:

Jordan7hm posted:

it's actually pretty straightforward. right now the Pens have 1 extra PP but Ottawa had a 5 on 3 that they scored on, so they're even. they'll both get the same number of PPs in the third (0 maybe, though a worst penalty in hockey is always a potential wildcard)

e: they'll only even up the worst penalty if the team scores on it

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

iospace posted:

"Isn't hockey great?"

https://twitter.com/dril/status/473265809079693312

Oswald Kesselpot
Jan 14, 2008

HONK HONK HONK

Jordan7hm posted:

it's actually pretty straightforward. right now the Pens have 1 extra PP but Ottawa had a 5 on 3 that they scored on, so they're even. they'll both get the same number of PPs in the third (0 maybe, though a worst penalty in hockey is always a potential wildcard)
Yeah but the pens had a goal called back that really could have gone either way, so if my algebra is correct that means if the Pens have too much man or Hainsey's heart gives out and he spasms the puck over the board, there will be a makeup call on the sens.

Eta: they should have a sleep pod for Anderson during the intermission.

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
If we somehow escape to a game 7, Anderson's birthday gets moved up two days to May 23 for the rest of his life.

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

Hip Now and Wow! posted:

Yeah but the pens had a goal called back that really could have gone either way, so if my algebra is correct that means if the Pens have too much man or Hainsey's heart gives out and he spasms the puck over the board, there will be a makeup call on the sens.

Eta: they should have a sleep pod for Anderson during the intermission.

certainly if one of the teams gets ahead the other team will get a makeup call (2 minutes for looking so good to quote my dad)

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
Murray was fuckin close to stopping that PP goal too, he is a real drat good goalie

Mage_Boy
Dec 18, 2003

This hotdog is about as real as your story Steve Simmons




Jordan7hm posted:

certainly if one of the teams gets ahead the other team will get a makeup call (2 minutes for looking so good to quote my dad)

That's basically what Milbury just said about the interference call.

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




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whoa Colorado looking to poach Dubas? that would be a pretty good catch.

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
Travis Yost Verified account
@travisyost

Ottawa has a 6% Corsi% with Tom Pyatt on the ice.

Not sure I have ever seen that before.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Please do not try Keytruda.

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy

Godinster posted:

Travis Yost Verified account
@travisyost

Ottawa has a 6% Corsi% with Tom Pyatt on the ice.

Not sure I have ever seen that before.

small sample size (almost 10x larger than the colin white sample size though, because Pyatt is good at playing the system, can't risk having a rookie in)

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005

Jordan7hm posted:

small sample size (almost 10x larger than the colin white sample size though, because Pyatt is good at playing the system, can't risk having a rookie in)

You just sold me on why Colin White isn't playing much in the lineup. Most of the team didn't even really pickup on The System until the end of the regular season.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

Phaneuf takes a shot, offensive play dies.

flakeloaf
Feb 26, 2003

Still better than android clock

:siren: :siren: HOFF MAN

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



murray bad

The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
Put in MAF

beetlo
Mar 20, 2005

Proud forums lurker!
God drat that was a laser

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Balls

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
YESSSSSS

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
PING

Escape Goat
Jan 30, 2009

:siren: nice hit, guy

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
HOFF

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Me no like

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

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Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




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Godinster posted:

You just sold me on why Colin White isn't playing much in the lineup. Most of the team didn't even really pickup on The System until the end of the regular season.

he literally didn't play in the second.

we got rocked in the second. if he doesn't play in the third it tells you a lot about our coach (nothing new though)

...

I honestly wonder if Boucher will survive the lack of ticket sales. Melnyk isn't blind,



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