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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


The St. Louis Cardinals front office is, in recognition of prior works, cordially invited to go gently caress themselves. Nothing against their roster (free agents with realistic alternatives aside), but they'll have to get their stats and wins elsewhere.

I believe in your power to be better than Kershaw vs. the Cardinals tonight, Kershaw.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


FINISH THEM

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
holy poo poo lester holy shitttttttttttt

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

:woop: Cubs Win! :woop:

Lester complete game in 99 pitches! :eyepop:

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

That feels like the shortest game ever played. 2 hours and 15 minutes!

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


COMPLETE loving GAME

stupid run stopped the maddux though

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
10 Ks
no walks??????

how even

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=
Beautiful work Jonny

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Cubs Win! :toot:

Hell of a gem by Lester :swoon:

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
gently caress

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Cubs win! :krakentoot:

Lester with a near Maddux! :bubblewoop:

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Lester so good.

99 pitch complete game, wowzer!

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Game time of 2:05 :monocle:

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Game time of 2:05 :monocle:

i was gonna say

that game started well after the red sox game and the sox haven't finished yet

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

The Berzerker posted:

Man I like Danny Barnes and Ryan Tepera. The only Jays relievers I don't like this year are Aaron Loup because he's poop, and Grilli because he's fallen off a cliff. Unless I'm forgetting somebody.

JP HOWELL

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
HAHAHA BALKED IN A RUN LMFAO

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
A discussion of pogs and slammers going on in the Astros booth rn

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog



yeah he sucks too

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Way to cash in Astros

shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Please be Good Osuna tonight.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
sox win

11-6 but a win's a win

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Red Sox win! :toot:

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




shadok posted:

Please be Good Osuna tonight.

No, don't.

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Ooooof course Yadi :toot:blans.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe
Jays win. :toot:

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


shadok posted:

Jays win. :toot:

:toot:

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

shadok posted:

Jays win. :toot:

*checks ALE standings*

nice

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Marwin Gonzalez almost gets a TOOTBLAN, but it turns out the REAL nincompoop is the 3B.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug

all-Rush mixtape posted:

Marwin Gonzalez almost gets a TOOTBLAN, but it turns out the REAL nincompoop is the 3B.

That was such a ridiculous play

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
when are they gonna call the pirates/braves game

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Astros win!

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


:stare::respek::stare:

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Best part of the Bellinger-Joc collision was Puig's stare of incredulity after

https://twitter.com/megrowler/status/867228247565770752

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
lol Matheny leaving in Lynn.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


117 pitches. Can't put one in the opposing pitcher's strike zone. Stays in the game.

Regale me of your bullpen woes, Cards fans.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

That's just Matheny not knowing wtf he's doing right? Or is the Cards bullpen that unreliable this year? Who lets a guy throw 122 pitches coming off TJS??

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Come on Dodger...

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

St. Louis can get hosed

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dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


I'm not even mad, that was hilarible.

E: At least we got two innings of 'we can end it now' coming up.

dont be mean to me fucked around with this message at 05:37 on May 24, 2017

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