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Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

stereobreadsticks posted:

So, if this is meant to be a salad, presumably that's a shot glass full of olive oil for dressing right? Or is it actually a shot of some kind of liquor? Because I'm imagining some poor fool thinking it's the latter and just downing a shot of oil.

It's oil and vinegar, layered in the glass.

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

I.. I think after seeing my wife "eject" her (my son's?) placenta after my son was born, I'm pretty sure that was a real human placenta.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

FPzero posted:

Yeah I was thinking this would be better using italian sausage or bratwursts too but I wasn't sure how well they'd boil with the pasta. I always pan fry mine in oil or water. Hot dogs, at least, are made to be boiled so they make sense together.

It might work out with Weisswurst. Now I want to eat Spätzle and Weisswurst made this way. :yum:

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

:golfclap:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Phil Moscowitz posted:

It's oil and vinegar, layered in the glass.

Shot of Malort.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



LogicalFallacy posted:

To be fair, my dad has been willing to share his opinion on basically every kind of meat I can think of. (He grew up in Vietnam and the Philippines, before moving to rural Utah as a teenager.)

His assessment of opossum was "very gamey, and really fatty, though not as much as porcupine."

I tried porcupine once, but can't recommend it. Too sharp.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I had chipmunk once. Unremarkable. Stringy. :sad:

Fell behind in the thread. I found a GRACE BRAND PEANUT COCKTAIL juice-style box at the store. I bought it. I will drink it and report soon.

I also saw a big-rear end can of Cassoulet at a fancy grocery store this weekend. I didn't buy it because it was like $30. I now regret not buying it, because the thread would have enjoyed it as much as I would have, thereby reducing the actual cost.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Hey I know someone who has the Asburgers.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

I love a Big AS

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Sakurazuka posted:

I love a Big AS

please please please watch this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbp74CcPGj8

("Description")

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



That single golden arch sure isn't cruising for a lawsuit.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Copyright my rear end. That's not a golden arch it's a golden arc, and they serve Big Micks. No sesame seeds.

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Copyright my rear end. That's not a golden arch it's a golden arc, and they serve Big Micks. No sesame seeds.

Two mostly beef patties, sauce, lettuce, cheese food, pickles, onions on a plain white bun

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Xen Tricks posted:

Two mostly beef patties, sauce, lettuce, cheese food, pickles, onions on a plain white bun
Sounds like the frozen pizza I got when I was feeling lazy and they were on sale. Featured ingredients: "cheese on a crust".

weirdly enough it has a tremendous flavor of dill about it. There's no dill on this pizza. :iiam:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Has our thread tag always been Small Pastry? How did I not notice that?

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

What is censored on the double bleepburger

QuasarIntheMist
Sep 4, 2011





Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

sweeperbravo posted:

What is censored on the double bleepburger

Turd

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I mean, you search for something, and yelp correctly provides you with a place to get it, I hardly see the problem.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I hate myself for invoking it, but caveat emptor really applies here.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!


Here's the actual article: https://thebolditalic.com/i-visited-san-francisco-s-worst-rated-yelp-restaurants-and-got-food-poisoning-the-bold-italic-e326c6b1d47b

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://i.imgur.com/kEVn0I2.gifv

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Unless that isn't chocolate, which it obviously is unless it's carob :gonk:, wrong thread my dude.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Looks kind of like if you had a cookie but didn't let it cool before eating it.

Though it also kind of looks like the cookie has diarrhoea.

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Chocolate abscesses, nice.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Ruptured Carob, this is my jam.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


I want to eat those open chocolate wounds.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I just thought it was funny they made a delicious cookie like that unsettling.

Still would, of course. (unless it's carob, keep that hippie poo poo away from me)

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



That's just rude.

I tried rice gelato yesterday... sounds weird but it was actually loving delicious. Anyone in Seattle should go check out the place on Union and 3rd.

NorgLyle
Sep 20, 2002

Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

From the article:

quote:

After taking 30 minutes to arrive, the shrimp in my dim sum was shriveled and dry and weirdly tasted like a soft pretzel.
:aaaaa:

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Absurd Alhazred posted:

I could see myself trying this out. It's me, I'm the anti food porn. :smith:

I feel you, I also have a mental illness requiring me to try horrific food.

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

I thought that was an aspic egg with some sort of pedestal stuck in it for a moment there. I'm not sure whether that's more or less ridiculous than the upside-down wine glass.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
The red onion curls balanced on top of the wine glass is the most ridiculous part to me.

At least it's served on a plate and not a hubcap or plank or in a sneaker, though.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

AlbieQuirky posted:

The red onion curls balanced on top of the wine glass is the most ridiculous part to me.

At least it's served on a plate and not a hubcap or plank or in a sneaker, though.

I like to think it's a prank by the kitchen and they all huddle around to peer out and watch befuddled diners figure out how the gently caress to eat it without spilling onions everywhere.

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.
I'm all about dressing but isn't that way way too much? I guess you could mix it up with a fork then drizzle it but I imagine most will dump the entire glass.

I'm no drink expert but that looks like a shooter vs a shot glass which would probably be more appropriate.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
Can someone please post that classic goon pic of what a pizza should look like?

Also here goes the good old Mestre Da Pizza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

nerdz posted:

Can someone please post that classic goon pic of what a pizza should look like?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I like how this picture will offend almost all "hot dog" purists, no matter what school they belong to.

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TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
It's a good dog, Brent

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