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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Our leader approves of murder

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ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

I like how no one seems to even notice or care that he stated how many subs we have active in the area and that the NYT reported the number.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





tastefully arranged labia posted:

Our leader approves of murder

Only against bad types :rolleyes:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Two Finger posted:

Only against bad types :rolleyes:

Innocent drug farmers. Completely harmless.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


ManMythLegend posted:

I like how no one seems to even notice or care that he stated how many subs we have active in the area and that the NYT reported the number.

I hadn't had the chance to read the article until I saw this post and then dropped what I was doing to see if that actually happened.


What the gently caress....

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

ManMythLegend posted:

I like how no one seems to even notice or care that he stated how many subs we have active in the area and that the NYT reported the number.

At least it was previously established that the White House does not actually know where it's ships are. And that's probably for the best.

AkrisD
Sep 2, 2004
olololol '04 newb hurrrrrrr
In regards to the CIA losing a bunch of China operatives, do the spooks have to go through OPM with a regular SF86? Wasn't it around 2010ish that OPM discovered they had a huge problem?

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

ManMythLegend posted:

I like how no one seems to even notice or care that he stated how many subs we have active in the area and that the NYT reported the number.

I think we both know how big 'area' around the Philippines is. It's still a huge gaff and OpSec breach, but harmless, as anyone who follows sub movements would already know.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


AkrisD posted:

In regards to the CIA losing a bunch of China operatives, do the spooks have to go through OPM with a regular SF86? Wasn't it around 2010ish that OPM discovered they had a huge problem?
I imagine there's a completely different process for them for just such an occurence. Or maybe not since this is the worst timeline.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
They probably don't care because he's actually full of poo poo and has no idea how many subs they have, let alone where they are.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
"Literally dozens of them. The best subs."

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

hobbesmaster posted:

At least it was previously established that the White House does not actually know where it's ships are. And that's probably for the best.

The problem is the President himself has to sign off on deployments of subs. So he might actually know.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

ded posted:

The problem is the President himself has to sign off on deployments of subs. So he might actually know.

lmao like he can read that poo poo

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

CHICKEN SHOES posted:

lmao like he can read that poo poo

He would if they put his name on it enough.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Which is how the get around him not knowing where they are but get him to sign off on the movement.

"What the gently caress is this?"
"Eviction notice for a poor black family. Sign here."
"There. Now fetch me a Diet Coke."

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?
Well, our beloved Filipino friend here also just declared martial law in Southern Philipines

Edit: Not condemning him for declaring martial law in this case, mind you. Because poo poo is bad in that area.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

windshipper posted:

Well, our beloved Filipino friend here also just declared martial law in Southern Philipines

Edit: Not condemning him for declaring martial law in this case, mind you. Because poo poo is bad in that area.

He's bombing his own goddamn cities because of like, a handful of whacks.

He deserves condemnation.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


https://twitter.com/HallieJackson/status/867308873153208320


Pope dropping sick burn fat jokes at the expense of Trump.

To Melania.

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016
Cucked by the pope

:sad:

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
He's a good pope. Much better than that hitler youth trash pope.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

You mean Jude Law?

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Nah, even Jude Law isn't that bad of a person.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
I'm receiving word that all Ohio-class submarines have been re-named Trump 1-18.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

cowboy elvis posted:

I'm receiving word that all Ohio-class submarines have been re-named Trump 1-18.

Surprised they aren't renamed Trump 306-232

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
it me

https://twitter.com/louiseroug/status/867342921833611266

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Did ivanka and melania go to a funeral while they were in town?

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

TBeats posted:

Surprised they aren't renamed Trump 306-232

Is that his blood pressure?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

psydude posted:

Is that his blood pressure?

Electoral college margin.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

He's a good pope. Much better than that hitler youth trash pope.

I prefer to think of him as Emperor Pope.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Don't talk bad about the pope. I'm trying to win a sweepstakes.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
lol they can't find an FBI Director

https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/867350437288185856

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




Well there goes their one simple trick to shut down the investigation.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
They really don't want to nominate the acting FBI director, huh?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Thwomp posted:

They really don't want to nominate the acting FBI director, huh?

Obama requested to extend Mueller partially because of a potential counter-terror brain drain, as most of his directors were set to retire or have their terms expire all at once.

Obama also requested to extend Mueller partially because nobody wanted that loving job.

Now, the next director will have to work for Donnie, put up with his bullshit, possibly be political, AND the 10-year term is no longer assured, leading to the dropouts. Acting Director McCabe has basically given every indication that he won't be Donnie's lapdog, as he's a Comey guy.

So the pool of candidates is very tiny and Donnie is currently pissing in it.

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
But the rub there is Trump is looking for a more political, non-independent pick rather than a conventional FBI Director.

Which should scare the poo poo out of everyone (and it apparently does, given the lack of willing candidates) and should tell the Trump administration to give up on their current path (yeah right).

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.



https://twitter.com/jeffdobbs/status/867339962475307008



One of the dirty rumors running around Monday was that he wasn't going to get the senate votes for confirmation so they had to yank him.

It's a poo poo choice and if anyone has half a brain they will find some internal guy, promote him and tell Donnie he is a Trump guy anyway. Then just run interference anytime Trump wants to stick his nose in the FBI's poo poo. Use one of those balls with a bell in it or a laser pointer.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Al Franken rules.

https://twitter.com/JTiloveTX/status/867382179109720064

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Goddamn.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005




everyone is smiling but nobody likes each other: the US Senate (amy and al are apparently on pretty good terms tbh).

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Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
The Pope was really loving with Donnie, big time:

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