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ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

bawfuls posted:

Koufax had a hosed up early career development because he was a "bonus baby." In that era, if a guy got a large enough signing bonus he had to be on the major league roster not stashed in the minors, so Koufax was forced to develop in the majors starting at 19. It took him until age 25 before he figured out how to not walk everyone. He literally never threw a single minor league pitch.

Tell that to urias and your repeatedly dying pitching staff

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The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Inspector_666 posted:

Isn't part of the point of DWTS that fan popularity can buoy a celeb who can't really dance so good? I've never watched it but it seems if it was just about technical dance ability that show would be boring as hell.

Yeah probably, but it made me really cranky to see like 3 capable women get bumped in a row in favor of him. Especially when Simone Biles got bumped instead of him. Probably just my tendency to see racism in fan votes, but it left a bad taste in my mouth. None of that's David's fault (and he's why I initially tuned into the show) but I will probably never watch again.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

ZenVulgarity posted:

Tell that to urias and your repeatedly dying pitching staff
Are you trying to say Urias would be better off if he had been forced to stick on the 25-man roster starting at age 16? And I don't know what your point about "repeatedly dying pitching staff" is either, cause that staff currently leads MLB in fWAR so...?

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Intruder posted:

I would have bought the poo poo out of a Pizza Rats hat

If it had actually gotten picked, there is a tattoo artist I kind of know thought some friends who I would have bombarded the SI office about doing their logo. Imagine this with a rat:


Intruder posted:

This belongs to the Astros you sonuva...

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Joey Freshwater posted:

Best minor league affiliate is Montgomery Biscuits. It's my favorite hat

Hillsboro Hops, even though I hate IPAs.

Chexoid
Nov 5, 2009

Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.
https://twitter.com/bnicholsonsmith/status/867397784076402689

<<<<<<<< When the backup to the backup to the backup gets injured.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Inspector_666 posted:

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...



I'm talking about in the baseball sense. You're the guy who works at Monster cables who attempts to sue anyone else who uses the word Monster in their brand :colbert:

Also the River Bandits have a top notch logo

Gobias Ind.
Apr 5, 2007

If your girlfriend says hey to me that's our girlfriend now idc

Chexoid posted:

https://twitter.com/bnicholsonsmith/status/867397784076402689

<<<<<<<< When the backup to the backup to the backup gets injured.

Jesus christ.

Hamate too. That loving sucks :(

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
It would be nice if the Cardinals bullpen would stop losing games in the 8-14th innings.

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text

bawfuls posted:

All time career WHIP leaderboard:

1 - Addie Joss, deadballer who died of tuberculosis at age 31
2 - Clayton loving Kershaw
3 - Ed Walsh, deadballer & owner of career ERA and FIP records
4 - Mariano Rivera, greatest reliever ever

And he's second career for his H/9 sandwiched between "I hate giving up hits" Nolan Ryan (1st) and Sandy Koufax (3rd). He's so good and I am mad I don't live on the west coast to watch more Clayton Kershaw and Mike Trout. Those guys rule at baseball.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

Chexoid posted:

https://twitter.com/bnicholsonsmith/status/867397784076402689

<<<<<<<< When the backup to the backup to the backup gets injured.

Jesus Christ. When did that even happen?

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

Jesus Christ. When did that even happen?

If you trust the axe-handle bat makers, every time a pro swings the bat, he's at risk of breaking his hamate.

cis autodrag posted:

Yeah probably, but it made me really cranky to see like 3 capable women get bumped in a row in favor of him. Especially when Simone Biles got bumped instead of him. Probably just my tendency to see racism in fan votes, but it left a bad taste in my mouth. None of that's David's fault (and he's why I initially tuned into the show) but I will probably never watch again.

For what ever it's worth, David Ross had by far the biggest built-in fanbase going into the show. I didn't even know Simone was on it until 2 weeks ago, but MLB/the Cubs been promoting David like he was still on the 25-man.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug

Chexoid posted:

https://twitter.com/bnicholsonsmith/status/867397784076402689

<<<<<<<< When the backup to the backup to the backup gets injured.

Patrick Spens fucked around with this message at 17:44 on May 24, 2017

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Inspector_666 posted:

For what ever it's worth, David Ross had by far the biggest built-in fanbase going into the show. I didn't even know Simone was on it until 2 weeks ago, but MLB/the Cubs been promoting David like he was still on the 25-man.

Also, he is still employed by the organization, so it's not like he's fully independent of the Cubs these days or anything, either.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
Meanwhile nobody knows who Mike Trout is.

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

I don't have any wearable gear, but do have some merchandise from seeing a young Vlad Guerrero mash a baseball.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Lester's feat last night of throwing a complete game while getting 10+ strikeouts and 0 walks in under 100 pitches was only the 6th time since 2000 that's occurred. The last time it happened was by James Shields in 2012.

Kalenn Istarion
Nov 2, 2012

Maybe Senpai will finally notice me now that I've dropped :fivebux: on this snazzy av

Darude - Adam Sandstorm posted:

Jesus Christ. When did that even happen?

His last at-bat during last night's game - they just showed a clip during today's game of him probably busting it on the follow-through of a swing and then flexing his hand around in the field afterwards. loving sucks that they keep getting hurt :smith:

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica
Who is the best player to never win a World Series?

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry

MOVIE MAJICK posted:

Who is the best player to never win a World Series?

Mike Trout



Barry Bonds

Some Numbers
Sep 28, 2006

"LET'S GET DOWN TO WORK!!"
Clayton Kershaw

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
N: Michael Conforto leads all NL outfielders in wRC+. He isn't on the All-Star Game ballot.

V: the ASG voting process is awful and needs to be updated ASAP.

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text

MOVIE MAJICK posted:

Who is the best player to never win a World Series?

Bonds, Junior, Ted Williams, Tony Gwynn, Ernie Banks, Ty Cobb

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Julio Cruz posted:

N: Michael Conforto leads all NL outfielders in wRC+. He isn't on the All-Star Game ballot.

V: the ASG voting process is awful and needs to be updated ASAP.

The whole #WriteInConforto thing makes me wonder, how many write-ins have won a spot on an MLB All-Star roster?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Julio Cruz posted:

N: Michael Conforto leads all NL outfielders in wRC+. He isn't on the All-Star Game ballot.

V: the ASG voting process is awful and needs to be updated ASAP.

I hope you're ready for Kyle "80 wRC+" Schwarber, starting NL left fielder. :getin:

In looking up his stats, I saw that Schwarber's wRC+ in low-A ball was 397 :eyepop:

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

In looking up his stats, I saw that Schwarber's wRC+ in low-A ball was 397 :eyepop:

He had 24 PA's lol

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Thom P. Tiers posted:

He had 24 PA's lol

1.975 OPS tends to advance you to the next level pretty quickly.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Thom P. Tiers posted:

He had 24 PA's lol

that's 20% more than he had in the world series, it must be significant

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

1.975 OPS tends to advance you to the next level pretty quickly.

Seems to me they advanced him to MLB too quickly :D

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

MOVIE MAJICK posted:

Who is the best player to never win a World Series?

Like with most baseball facts, the answer is Barry Bonds.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

1.975 OPS tends to advance you to the next level pretty quickly.

It was the last 5 games of the season. I'm gonna say they were going to move him up to AA the next year however well he hit.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.



No Expos cap pictured. 1/10

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Always thought he looked like a Chico Marx character.

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry
Mike Trout has a wRC of 217, the rest of the Angels combine for a wRC of 81. That difference of 136 is 5th all time, behind 02, 04, 01 Bonds and 57 Williams.

Good poo poo Arte.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

I actually think he looks better now than in the middle. He's kind of grown into it.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Twins sweep Baltimore, gently caress all bird teams. :toot:





Too bad Milwaukee didn't get the memo.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Now imagine this only its for Kyle Schwarber and it's 2037

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Now imagine this only its for Kyle Schwarber and it's 2037

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Paul Zuvella posted:

Like with most baseball facts, the answer is Barry Bonds.

Yeah, since Bonds was the greatest player of all time and never won a series the answer is pretty academic

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