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Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000

1-800-DOCTORB posted:

The 7th book of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure involves the main characters finding Jesus and using the power of Christ to solve their conflicts.

Thats not sci-fi! Its a western!

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Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

MOTHERFUCKING CBO COME ON RELEASE THE drat THING

:argh:

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

One of the faults of Christian fiction is that it tends to focus too much on the Christian part and not enough on the fiction, ending up with a structure pretty similar to porn. "Doesn't matter how the guy is gonna come to Christ, only that he's going to do it and do it in exactly the manner my denomination says you will."

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




mynnna posted:

I've just been assuming that he figured that if Trump was going to fire Comey regardless that it'd be better for him to oblige so as to allow him the time to make that appointment.

I don't understand how anyone can accomplish anything Russia-related at the DoJ with Sessions in charge. Even after his recusal, it doesn't seem like he'd just ignore people who are actively trying to undermine him.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

Zero_Grade posted:

I really didn't expect to encounter the phrase "baptist-anime sci-fi" today, and in the Trump thread of all places.


Sean Spicer's gotta have a hobby while he's hiding in the bushes.

Wark Say
Feb 22, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Meme Emulator posted:

Thats not sci-fi! Its a western!
As a frequent dabbler of the Serialized Adventures of a particularly bizarre ilk concerning the Joestars, I can safely say that Steel Ball Run is more like a Road Movie than a Western.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


FizFashizzle posted:

Best part of these late afternoon releases is it forces all the ghouls at the whitehouse to work basically 12-18 hour days.

Rince wants them there at like 5 am to watch the morning shows and set the agenda for the day, and now they know they have to put out fires late at night.

That is an excellent strategy if that's truly the reason for the late day releases.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Night10194 posted:

One of the faults of Christian fiction is that it tends to focus too much on the Christian part and not enough on the fiction, ending up with a structure pretty similar to porn. "Doesn't matter how the guy is gonna come to Christ, only that he's going to do it and do it in exactly the manner my denomination says you will."

Kind of similar to Christian rock, where one of its faults is that it sucks

BetterToRuleInHell
Jul 2, 2007

Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop
Well, looks like we might know why Kim DotCom's big announcement was a flop:

quote:

Kim Dotcom, a New Zealand-based hacker, told Fox anchor Sean Hannity he had evidence to support the Seth Rich conspiracy — and then reportedly tried to hack into Rich’s email.

...

So it appears that Dotcom claimed to have evidence of contact between Seth Rich and Wikileaks, and then attempted to hack into Rich’s email in order to gather that evidence.

It is likely that Dotcom planned to forge illicit emails between Rich and Wikileaks, and release both real and forged emails together. When he failed to access the Gmail account, he issued a statement with no new information and stated he would no longer talk about the case.

...

That wacky DotCom!

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Prester Jane posted:

Speaking as someone raised in that environment I feel nothing but empathy for that poor kid. I walked into public high school (the very first time I experienced actual formal education) with folders full of Narnia fanfic :bang:

I know more than one super-evangelical acquaintance from my past gaming group. The closest one almost exclusively played the same female character, no matter what the game, who was always some sort of stripper, dancer, or concubine. He would draw her, lithe, whispy and blonde and occasionally nude but almost chaste-like as if he was illustrating a family member. Like, I would have a hard time seeing him draw porn of the character.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Fitzy Fitz posted:

I went to a private "college prep" religious school. We did not offer AP courses (too small? Poor planning? IDK). Our school was only finally accredited in a rush just as our first seniors prepared to graduate. Our biology course textbook had a chapter about Noah's Flood instead of evolution. Instead of electives, we had a mandatory Bible class. I was nowhere near as prepared for college as my peers who went to regular public schools. Religious schools are a blight.

First off, I agree with your last point in general. However I also went to a religious college prep school and it was great, excellent teachers, no prayer in class, AP classes, and mandatory comparative world religion courses. I was definitely better-prepared than my public school peers (not that this prevented me from becoming the huge fuckup I am today!) My point is that when done properly, religious organizations can do education just fine, but I also have zero faith that this holds true in the vast majority of cases.

Jesuits are alright in my book.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

BetterToRuleInHell posted:

Well, looks like we might know why Kim DotCom's big announcement was a flop:


That wacky DotCom!
gently caress, I was hoping he was trolling Hannity with his link to info being a link to his music album, looks like he's still irredeemable

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
The Left Behind series is fun to read because it is so insane. I was always disappointed there was never a 5 season series dedicated to it because it get's reallly crazy toward the end with like miniature lions with scorpion tales and wings flying around biting people and oceans turning to blood.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
The Hyperion books by Dan Simmons are great SF until the last book turns into "install space Jesus, problem solved."

The Gene Wolfe Book of the New Sun books are arguably space catholicism but they're so convoluted that he literally had to write a whole extra book to make any sense of the first four.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
The immediate thing that sprung to mind when I read the words baptist-anime sci-fi was Gor, which is basically bondage-antiquity sci-fi from what I understand?

Rebel Blob
Mar 1, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Chard posted:

Jesuits are alright in my book.
Quakers are pretty alright too.

Armani
Jun 22, 2008

Now it's been 17 summers since I've seen my mother

But every night I see her smile inside my dreams

empty whippet box posted:

gently caress that, I'm on the optimistic mattering train.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Party Plane Jones posted:

The immediate thing that sprung to mind when I read the words baptist-anime sci-fi was Gor, which is basically bondage-antiquity sci-fi from what I understand?

*Whip crack*

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

The Hyperion books by Dan Simmons are great SF until the last book turns into "install space Jesus, problem solved."

The Gene Wolfe Book of the New Sun books are arguably space catholicism but they're so convoluted that he literally had to write a whole extra book to make any sense of the first four.

Dawn of Wonder is the latest "insert Jesus here" disappointment in the (somewhat) high fantasy realm.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Blitz7x posted:

Dress for the job you want, right Melania?
:frogc00l:

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

The Hyperion books by Dan Simmons are great SF until the last book turns into "install space Jesus, problem solved."

The Gene Wolfe Book of the New Sun books are arguably space catholicism but they're so convoluted that he literally had to write a whole extra book to make any sense of the first four.

The Ender's Game books were great until Card's brain broke completely and it all descended into Mormon apologia/possible pedo erotica

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
Does Flannery O'Connor count as Christian Lit or is she out cause she a dirty papist?

My in-laws were recently gobsmacked by the fact my catholic grade school taught me the five pillars of Islam.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Mahoning posted:

The problem is that its not actual chili. Skyline Chili is chili in the same way that ketchup is tomato sauce.

Obligatory link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnhrOsrf9NY

WeAreTheRomans posted:

The Ender's Game books were great until Card's brain broke completely and it all descended into Mormon apologia/possible pedo erotica

I don't think the latter at least has "descended": the original Ender's Game has a LOT of scenes involving naked children.

Minenfeld!
Aug 21, 2012



I know the Lieberman chat is a few pages past: but on behalf of the great state of Connecticut, I'd like to formally apologize for the existence of Joe Lieberman. I hope you all can find it in yourselves to accept my apology.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


BetterToRuleInHell posted:

Well, looks like we might know why Kim DotCom's big announcement was a flop:


That wacky DotCom!

So did Hannity know or was he duped because he's a total moron and a gullible rube, I wonder.

Or did he know AND he's a moron and also a gullible rube?

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

The Hyperion books by Dan Simmons are great SF until the last book turns into "install space Jesus, problem solved."


It started out as retelling of the Canterbury tales that totally went off the rails and stopped being that at all. It doesn't seem like you can say that book developed INTO being a religious thing.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I always thought CS Lewis loving sucked too and it irritates me to no end that christians hold him up as some kind of example. His bullshit made no sense and they probably haven't actually read it anyway.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
All is well

http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/politics/trump_administration/prez_track_may24

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Fart City posted:

It's been a couple of years since I took the class, but I distinctly remember a story that featured a bunch of ninjas in a dystopian society that had "turned its back on Christ" using the power of faith to supercharge their katanas. Also, a female classmate specifically called the author out in workshop for the fact that every female character either appeared nude, as a slave, or as a nude slave.

Did they cross two katanas to supercharge them even more or was that the basic method? This is important stuff here.

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




Chard posted:

First off, I agree with your last point in general. However I also went to a religious college prep school and it was great, excellent teachers, no prayer in class, AP classes, and mandatory comparative world religion courses. I was definitely better-prepared than my public school peers (not that this prevented me from becoming the huge fuckup I am today!) My point is that when done properly, religious organizations can do education just fine, but I also have zero faith that this holds true in the vast majority of cases.

Jesuits are alright in my book.

We're probably talking about different kinds of "religious." My school was primarily Evangelical, which isn't even in the same realm as most Catholic/Episcopal/Unitarian institutions.

But yeah the issue is lack of accountability, centralized oversight, common standards, etc. that you find in public schools (which, to be fair, can also be abysmal). Schools should not have that much discretion.

TyroneGoldstein
Mar 30, 2005

ReidRansom posted:

So did Hannity know or was he duped because he's a total moron and a gullible rube, I wonder.

Or did he know AND he's a moron and also a gullible rube?

He's a shitbird from Long Island. That's all you really need to know.

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Haha, Rasmussen is such a transparent shitheel. He'd have had better luck claiming it was 42 or 43%.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

empty whippet box posted:

I always thought CS Lewis loving sucked too and it irritates me to no end that christians hold him up as some kind of example. His bullshit made no sense and they probably haven't actually read it anyway.

The Screwtape Letters was pretty good iirc

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

empty whippet box posted:

I always thought CS Lewis loving sucked too and it irritates me to no end that christians hold him up as some kind of example. His bullshit made no sense and they probably haven't actually read it anyway.

Tolkien hated the Narnia books and they were SUPER good friends, so you're hardly alone.

I think a number of Narnia books hold up really well for what they are.

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
On the opposite note of Baptist Anime: Far Cry 5 info is coming out and it looks like the game is not only going to loving own, but be about killing white Christian supremacists in Montana. What're the odds the MAGA chuds are out in full force already, complaining about how it's not Muslims you're shooting and that LIBTARDS ARE RUINING ARE GAMES?



fsif
Jul 18, 2003


It's only going to keep ascending once Americans see how much money they'll save this afternoon!

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



Apoplexy posted:

On the opposite note of Baptist Anime: Far Cry 5 info is coming out and it looks like the game is not only going to loving own, but be about killing white Christian supremacists in Montana. What're the odds the MAGA chuds are out in full force already, complaining about how it's not Muslims you're shooting and that LIBTARDS ARE RUINING ARE GAMES?





oh my god that last guy is getting warm


e: I loved FC3 but held off on FC4 because I'd JUST played FC3 and wasn't jonesing for more of it. Now I'm jonesing for more of that so FC5 is definitely on buy list

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Apoplexy posted:

On the opposite note of Baptist Anime: Far Cry 5 info is coming out and it looks like the game is not only going to loving own, but be about killing white Christian supremacists in Montana. What're the odds the MAGA chuds are out in full force already, complaining about how it's not Muslims you're shooting and that LIBTARDS ARE RUINING ARE GAMES?





I am SO going to buy this if that's the case.

B B
Dec 1, 2005

CBO stuff (from Fox News reporter):

https://twitter.com/ChadPergram/status/867451531167248386

https://twitter.com/ChadPergram/status/867451836265005057

https://twitter.com/ChadPergram/status/867452069288005632

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B B fucked around with this message at 19:58 on May 24, 2017

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mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

1-800-DOCTORB posted:

The 7th book of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure involves the main characters finding Jesus and using the power of Christ to solve their conflicts.

To be clear, the "finding Jesus" is literally finding separate parts of his corpse strewn across America, and the "power of Christ" refers to the magic powers those parts bestow.

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