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I asked out a high school friend once, she said no, I gave her an embarrassingly long "I hope we can remain friends" spiel out of anxiety Another time a girl in college I had no interest in gave me her number, she constantly texted me minutiae about her life for the next month or so until she met her future husband These are my most interesting stories Rough Lobster posted:I asked this really cute German foreign exchange student out in high school and she said yes. At the time me, my parents, and my two brothers were sharing a car and it wasn't available that day. I wasn't sure if she had access to one but I asked and she said she could get a ride. This entire post is fantastic. 5/5
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Antivehicular posted:we went to see Star Wars: Insurrection Is this one of the prequels?
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# ? May 24, 2017 18:54 |
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Baronjutter posted:"How old do you think I am?" she asked. I guessed 27, I could tell she was a bit older than me, but she was in fact in her mid 30's. This. Except she was 37 and I was 25 and she was from Taiwan not Japan. My confusion was due in part to her being in several classes with me during undergrad. We went on dance makeout dates on and off for about a year before she got a little too crazy and booty called me on x-mas eve only to have me drive her around while she screamed and cried at another party on the phone and then tried to get me to drive her to another city three hours away at 2am. Flash forward a year and she walks into the Chinese restaurant where I took my mom for mother's day. She takes one look at me, turns on her heel and walks out. Later, sends her date back in alone and makes him order food to go. Later I come to find out she thought my mom was my new girlfriend and was embarrassed. Confusion and inability to read ages outside of your ethnic group runs both ways.
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# ? May 24, 2017 19:06 |
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Flutieflakes017 posted:Later I come to find out she thought my mom was my new girlfriend and was embarrassed. Confusion and inability to read ages outside of your ethnic group runs both ways. Maybe she just thought you were a milf hunter.
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# ? May 24, 2017 19:22 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Maybe she just thought you were a milf hunter. Maybe he is.
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# ? May 24, 2017 20:36 |
*finishes on her face* BOOM! HEADSHOT!
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# ? May 24, 2017 21:02 |
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Machai posted:*finishes on her face* BOOM! HEADSHOT! Was the milf hunter before your time? Back when the internet was young.
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# ? May 24, 2017 21:03 |
Bombadilillo posted:Was the milf hunter before your time? Back when the internet was young. That's not a penis. This is a penis!
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# ? May 24, 2017 21:04 |
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Bombadilillo posted:Was the milf hunter before your time? Back when the internet was young. Wtf... I thought you shot at milfs not hosed em??? What am i going to do with my mantelpiece now
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# ? May 24, 2017 21:08 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Maybe she just thought you were a milf hunter. Please, I've had enough flashbacks from when I was 16 in this thread...
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# ? May 24, 2017 21:13 |
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Bombadilillo posted:Was the milf hunter before your time? Back when the internet was young. "I'm on a motherfuckin' milf hunt"
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# ? May 24, 2017 21:16 |
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No Young Internet Pornography was, like, Sizzle.com, where the big selling point was that if you paid you could download color 320x200 video clips (probably like 10 seconds long). God drat I also seem to recall them advertising themselves as being "24-Hour" which, like, on one hand you intuitively knew that about the Internet, but on the other it still somehow made it sound seedier. Or maybe it is because I was not actually old enough to legally use it that I thought all of these things.
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# ? May 24, 2017 21:27 |
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My friend picked up a milf at a lounge of some sort and became her bit on the side. She was married but he didnt give a gently caress. She'd call him over to her big suburban house for random booty calls and he thought the whole thing was kinda cool because there was this risk of being caught and it was only a once or twice a month thing. It was very impersonal, they didn't share details about their lives, it was just loving. Apparently he wasn't the only one though, and the whole cheating on her husband with guys almost half her age thing was part of a bigger problem and she was abusing prescription drugs and drinking like crazy. Her whole life started to unravel and their meetups turned less into sexy encounters and more her crying about her life falling apart so he bailed. She got super weird and started stalking him on facebook and poo poo and showed up at his work one day but then she disappeared and like 6 months later noticed her house was for sale. I had another friend get involved explicitly casually with an older married lady who also ended up going crazy and saying she just left her husband for him so they can be together forever while he just wanted casual hookups so she went nuts and turned into a stalker.
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# ? May 24, 2017 21:48 |
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I thought she wanted to go to a Topless place for some reason. It was actually a Tapas place down the road.
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# ? May 24, 2017 22:19 |
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The_end posted:I thought she wanted to go to a Topless place for some reason. It was actually a Tapas place down the road. Million dollar idea: Topless Tapas Restaurant NO ONE STEAL MY IDEA, I'LL loving KILL YOU
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# ? May 24, 2017 22:29 |
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haljordan posted:Million dollar idea: Topless Tapas Restaurant "Tapas 'n Tatas" You're welcome
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# ? May 24, 2017 22:53 |
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1redflag posted:"Tapas 'n Tatas" Also, we need a topless Southern-style place called Tits 'n Grits. Make it happen, America!
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# ? May 24, 2017 23:09 |
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1redflag posted:"Tapas 'n Tatas" Coming soon, just off the Las Vegas strip!
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Breetai posted:Also, we need a topless Southern-style place called Tits 'n Grits. Here's the catchphrase you use. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWRB8_Cr3KY C'mon Goons if Doobie could do it then so can we!
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# ? May 24, 2017 23:23 |
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This thread makes it sound almost as if knowingly wrecking someone else's marriage has a downside
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# ? May 24, 2017 23:49 |
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walgreenslatino posted:This thread makes it sound almost as if knowingly wrecking someone else's marriage has a downside I mainly posted that so I could post: Baronjutter posted:Apparently he wasn't the only one though, and the whole cheating on her husband with guys almost half her age thing was part of a bigger problem and she was abusing prescription drugs and drinking like crazy. Her whole life started to unravel and their meetups turned less into sexy encounters and more her crying about her life falling apart so he bailed. She got super weird and started stalking him on facebook and poo poo and showed up at his work one day but then she disappeared and like 6 months later noticed her house was for sale. I am not 100% sure how that all turned out but I gotta say, you need to take a step back and contemplate what it is you are doing if you and your affair partner are both in relationships and you think the concept of monogamy has any bearing on your lives.
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# ? May 25, 2017 01:44 |
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Dr. Quarex posted:Yeah, the proper way to do it is to do nothing to wreck their marriage; let them do that themselves! ??? It's called polyfidelity. Look it up!
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# ? May 25, 2017 02:56 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:It's called polyfidelity. Look it up!
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# ? May 25, 2017 03:26 |
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Dr. Quarex posted:Well that virtually makes sense compared to what they are doing. Does it, though? Does it really?
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# ? May 25, 2017 03:37 |
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Like 10 years ago I got a pof chick to come over for a date but I was already extremely drunk and made her drive me to the bowling alley on league night so we couldn't even bowl... but we ate hotdogs at the bowling alley grill and I invited her to come back to my house to bone thereafter. An offer of which she politely declined and then never spoke to me again. Your loss whore.
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# ? May 25, 2017 03:46 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:Like 10 years ago I got a pof chick to come over for a date but I was already extremely drunk and made her drive me to the bowling alley on league night so we couldn't even bowl... but we ate hotdogs at the bowling alley grill and I invited her to come back to my house to bone thereafter. An offer of which she politely declined and then never spoke to me again. Drunk hotdogs. She avoided you forever. The most win win thing I have read on this thread.
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# ? May 25, 2017 03:48 |
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Dave_Indeed posted:Like 10 years ago I got a pof chick to come over for a date but I was already extremely drunk and made her drive me to the bowling alley on league night so we couldn't even bowl... but we ate hotdogs at the bowling alley grill and I invited her to come back to my house to bone thereafter. An offer of which she politely declined and then never spoke to me again. What's a "pof chick"?
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# ? May 25, 2017 03:50 |
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plenty of fish dot cum.
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# ? May 25, 2017 03:58 |
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So average? plenty of her type out there? I've heard, "buck up champ theres plenty of fish out there" Not, "I met a plenty of fish chick" Bombadilillo fucked around with this message at 04:02 on May 25, 2017 |
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i browsed plenty of fish once and one woman on there looked like this
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# ? May 25, 2017 04:02 |
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Fat chicks aren't that bad. I appreciate the fact that they've usually developed decent personalities and make sure you get yours. I mean... it takes a while but at least you still get it. It's that self sacrifice that I find appealing. I mean... I'm not the best looker out there fellas. Hate so say it, but chubby John Meyer ain't doing it these days.
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# ? May 25, 2017 04:03 |
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Bombadilillo posted:So average? plenty of her type out there? It's a dating website that was popular 10 years ago. She was a good looking blonde, 7.5-8.
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# ? May 25, 2017 04:13 |
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Putty posted:i browsed plenty of fish once and one woman on there looked like this I bet her profile said if you're jus tlooking for sex don't even message me.
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# ? May 25, 2017 04:14 |
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Bombadilillo posted:You are allowed to like fatties. But shes not 'considered fat' shes fat. Stop trying to weasel word your way out of you like fatties. Actually it owns.
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# ? May 25, 2017 04:14 |
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Jastiger posted:Actually it owns. No, Alexa Bliss owns.
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# ? May 25, 2017 06:44 |
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StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:No, Alexa Bliss owns. Why not both
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# ? May 25, 2017 06:54 |
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plenty of fish is the walmart of dating ive never seen dumber and uglier women like, 4 kids at 28 poo poo. gently caress that. im sure the men are the equivalent
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Piss de Bundy posted:like, 4 kids at 28 poo poo. gently caress that. im sure the men are the equivalent Depends. Did you make an account?
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i attract cluster B personality disorders like moths to the flame and i dated a bunch of girls in college that just turned out to be loving awful there was a girl i had a huge HUGE puppy dog crush on in college who was really awkward and a bit spergy but really good looking and hey no surprise a goon is into that. the entirety of that relationship she would invite me out on dates and then frame them to not be a dates, and do things that you would assume are signs of someone who likes another person but were Definitely Not. i had slept with her multiple times but not the sex kind, the kind that makes you feel like printer goon. actually i think i almost had sex with her once but got interrupted and after that she very conspicuously spent all of her effort on her ex boyfriend she purported to hate i dont remember the timeline of me starting to not give a poo poo but it took like two years of ignoring her in public for her to stop intermittently texting me and getting really upset that i was clearly blowing her off. she still likes my posts on twitter even though i haven't spoken to her in years and she literally only does things to evoke manipulative emotional reactions out of people
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She's not really the one who comes off as crazy there
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