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Tried Colonial Marines, pretty neato but man those rounds are long. Also not enough farting.
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May 24, 2017 15:31
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How the heck do cargo tugs work? Pushing it around doesn't seem any faster than pushing around a crate. QMing is miserably slow work now, especially if someone blows a hole in your department and you need to put on an emergency suit. On that note, how does the QM get fabric (for making a spacesuit) without help these days? The auto-loom isn't around anymore.
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May 24, 2017 15:35
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The QM serves a purpose other than ordering novelty clothing and phasers?
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May 24, 2017 17:25
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Main Paineframe posted:How the heck do cargo tugs work? Pushing it around doesn't seem any faster than pushing around a crate. QMing is miserably slow work now, especially if someone blows a hole in your department and you need to put on an emergency suit. What do you mean when you say a cargo tug?
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May 24, 2017 17:36
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shovelbum posted:What do you mean when you say a cargo tug? I dunno about him, but brings to mind. ... my dang wife!
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May 24, 2017 18:01
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Pretty sure you're supposed to drag the cargo tugs around with the cargo tractor.
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May 24, 2017 18:03
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TheCog posted:First mistake, I didn't read the rules. This would get you banned from Goonstation too, FYI! TheCog posted:If I had, I would have learned these guys played with very few antags because they'd modded the station to be extra deadly. But rules are for noobs. ...are you already banned from Goonstation? TheCog posted:I joined as some kind of assistant equivalent, something called civilian. So I did what I always do, I durdled around, and very quickly noticed this was a NO FUN zone. If you wanted access to things, you had to fill out paperwork, if you wanted to do anything at all, you needed permission, and security was running around arresting people for the stupidest poo poo. Worse, what felt like every 5 minutes "FTL" would trigger and knock you over, annoying as gently caress. So I decided I was going to turn FTL off. I mean if you were gonna join a server called "FTL13" and throw a fit about something called 'FTL' happening I got nothin' for you. TheCog posted:At this point, I assume I'm booted from the server, as I disconnect and can't reconnect anymore. I think /tg/station would love you. Try them.
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May 24, 2017 18:09
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Darkman Fanpage posted:Baleful Polymorph is a great spell. Not as cruel as Clown's Revenge but still funny as hell. There's a whole bunch of people who would disagree with you on that, given that cluwning is now curable and critters can die super easily and can't be cloned or borged. Personally I think that people think anything is meaner than cluwning means that being a cluwne isn't terrible enough.
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May 24, 2017 18:41
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Grizzwold posted:There's a whole bunch of people who would disagree with you on that, given that cluwning is now curable and critters can die super easily and can't be cloned or borged. Personally I think that people think anything is meaner than cluwning means that being a cluwne isn't terrible enough. Those people are dumb. Being a cluwne sucks and honestly shouldnt be curable and being a cute little critter is funny and good.
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May 24, 2017 18:42
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The thing about being a cluwne is that you're functionally still a human, just a very limited one. You can still wander around, honk over the radio, and run around while people try to kill you, which at the very least holds a certain appeal to the hardcore robusters. When you're polymorphed, you have about an 80% chance of being turned into something with neither ear slots nor hand slots. This means that if you happen to be trapped in a room, you can't go out because you don't have any ID slots, no hand slots to even hold the ID, and you can't ask the AI to let you out because you have no ear slots and thus no radio access. You have no means of interacting with anything else in the room either, because no hand slots. Your only hope of rescue is to hope someone wanders into the room at random and opens the door, and then when you try to leave the door closes on you randomly and instakills you.
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May 24, 2017 18:48
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cluwning should absolutely not be curable except with some really hard to make... thing I dunno
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May 24, 2017 19:06
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Darkman Fanpage posted:The QM serves a purpose other than ordering novelty clothing and phasers? Gotta spread those through the station somehow! shovelbum posted:What do you mean when you say a cargo tug? There's a "cargo tractor" and a couple of "cargo tugs" hidden away in QM (on Cogmap1, they're between the buying/selling cargo belts, next to the mass drivers) but as far as I can tell, none of them move any faster than crates do and it's not entirely clear how exactly they're meant to be used.
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May 24, 2017 19:09
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The big thing about cluwne is part of the metagame and not the game mechanics, everyone seeks you out to kill you over killing the wizman
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May 24, 2017 19:10
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Main Paineframe posted:Gotta spread those through the station somehow! You gotta drag a crate onto the tug and then pull it around with the tractor
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May 24, 2017 19:11
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shovelbum posted:The big thing about cluwne is part of the metagame and not the game mechanics, everyone seeks you out to kill you over killing the wizman Depends how intentionally annoying you (a cluwne) decide to be. A cluwne setting himself up next to an intercom and honking like there's no tomorrow is more likely to get pummeled by a grey mob than one that just staggers down the hallway.
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May 24, 2017 19:15
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The tractor is so you can pull more than one crate, not pull one fast.
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May 24, 2017 19:15
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You can put other stuff on there too
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May 24, 2017 19:42
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Malpais Legate posted:The tractor is so you can pull more than one crate, not pull one fast. Also the forklift is better if you wanna get somewhere fast with a crate.
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May 24, 2017 19:43
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You can use baleful polymorph on a cluwne if you want to salt the wound. Also, sometimes it backfires! I polymorphed someone into a bee and they promptly stung the poo poo out of me.
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May 24, 2017 20:03
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Being turned into a cluwne doesn't stun you, which I found out the hard way when cluwne-captain promptly turned around and gunned me down.
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May 24, 2017 20:09
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Darkman Fanpage posted:Also the forklift is better if you wanna get somewhere fast with a crate. Tractor needs a speed buff, it's slower, bulkier, and carries less than the forklift
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May 24, 2017 20:21
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ISIS CURES TROONS posted:You can use baleful polymorph on a cluwne if you want to salt the wound. It's always worse if your polymorph ends up changing someone into a spider. Oh HELL you do not want to encounter a spider with eight guns. No, no no no no. Especially if their grudge is deep enough to make eight zip guns. 
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May 24, 2017 20:40
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Weeping Wound posted:It's always worse if your polymorph ends up changing someone into a spider. On the other hand a spider firing 8 zip guns at once is almost guranteed to have one of them explode given the failure rate of those things.
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May 24, 2017 20:45
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I stopped taking the Cluwne spell because invariably I'd Cluwne someone, run off like Dr. Zoidberg, and then meet up with one of my cluwnes 20 minutes later when they've managed to stave off their massive brain damage enough to brain me with a fire extinguisher. Cluwnes are creatures of vengeance and should be regarded as dangerous.
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May 24, 2017 20:59
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The worst thing is when you polymorph someone into a wasp, fuckers are annoying.
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May 24, 2017 21:02
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I am so happy I made Baleful Polymorph. 
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May 24, 2017 23:51
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baleful polymorph rules because you get all sorts of fun critter abilities like pecking people's eyes out. or if you're really lucky, you get to be an ice spider
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May 25, 2017 00:21
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The best thing about zip guns is they take any ammo type. Any ammo type. If you happen upon a dropped rocket during a Nuclear round, by all means load it in there and take a shot at the Operatives. Somebody's gonna blow up in the end, and there's a chance it won't even be you!
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May 25, 2017 01:11
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Is the strength of the zipgun explosion dependent on the ammo used? If not it should be. I want to see someone gib themselves because they tried loading a grenade into one of those things.
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May 25, 2017 01:14
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But can I load them with a pen?
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May 25, 2017 02:24
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Didn't somebody manage to load a zipgun with a pod artillery shell at one point?
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May 25, 2017 04:08
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Angry Diplomat posted:Didn't somebody manage to load a zipgun with a pod artillery shell at one point?
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May 25, 2017 04:31
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Considering that the wizard forcefield protects against everything, all they needs is an ID with a PIN he knows and they could make an artillery zip gun rampage with little danger to themself.
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May 25, 2017 04:37
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Do 40mm HE grenade boxes still cost 100k for just two to a box?
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May 25, 2017 05:43
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ISIS CURES TROONS posted:Do 40mm HE grenade boxes still cost 100k for just two to a box? I think they have 8 ammo per box. Edit: derp, I think they're 50k per box. SugarAddict fucked around with this message at 06:48 on May 25, 2017 |
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May 25, 2017 06:07
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Yeah I tested this during a round and a zip gun loads anything from /ammo/. That means artillery shells, MPRT rockets, AEX Shells, whatever. If you're gonna gamble you might as well double down. I also confirmed that a monkey armed with a zip gun will not only fire it at a target they're angry at, but also if they fire off the last round they will simultaneously shoot and throw which I think might cause the zip gun to explode on you instead of them if it msifires because they throw empty guns away fast.
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May 25, 2017 07:52
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Nakar posted:Yeah I tested this during a round and a zip gun loads anything from /ammo/. That means artillery shells, MPRT rockets, AEX Shells, whatever. If you're gonna gamble you might as well double down. Now this is the janky-rear end game I love.
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May 25, 2017 07:56
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Luigi Thirty posted:Now this is the janky-rear end game I love. Janky-rear end is that you can put a rocket launcher on your belt because guns fit in the belt slot. 
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In 'SS13 IRL news': Clown flees on scooter after slashing a man to death with bladed gloves
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