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glam rock hamhock posted:I don't really see how Valerian won't flop. Like movies that have looked remarkably like it have flopped and with less terrible names than Valerian. The only real question is whether it will actually be good which I give about a 50/50 chance. And it's on motherfuckin petscop
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Coffee And Pie posted:Tonight's game plan: By "ep 1" I hope you mean parts 1 and 2
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Coffee And Pie posted:Tonight's game plan: You gonna die and then be reborn
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MacheteZombie posted:I'm pretty upset about this poo poo. For a second, I thought that was Kyle MacLachlan and this was some weird Twin Peaks tie-in.
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Surprising no one, Sleepless sucks. But what doesn't suck is YTotD, Vladislav Starevich's Beautiful Lyukanida, a 1912 stop-motion period piece enacted by beetles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IA9dk2NOfF0 edit: I'mma watch Unbreakable for the first time since I saw it as a young'n on VHS in 2001. First thought: You know what this would be a dope double feature with? A History of Violence. K. Waste fucked around with this message at 01:57 on May 25, 2017 |
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Starewicz rules.
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Anonymous Robot posted:Starewicz rules. drat straight. Also - first thing I remember explicitly about Unbreakable: Bruce Willis accidentally gets a raise because he's somehow remained complacent to the fact that for the past five years he's never been sick. Good scene, one shot. Also, also - white privilege reading, re: Mr. Glass being born in 1961 with 'glass bones' versus all-American Bruce Willis never being sick a day in his life? edit: I love how the first two scenes involving the 'origin story' of Mr. Glass are composed around reflections in glass. Even when he first unboxes the limited edition Active Comics* issue, it's upside down, a 'reflection' if you will. This movie was super dope. * Great joke, that. K. Waste fucked around with this message at 02:27 on May 25, 2017 |
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May 25, 2017 02:15
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I predict that Baywatch is going to beat Pirates movie.
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May 25, 2017 02:42
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I went and made that yakuza thread if anyone was interested. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3821609&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post472690383
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King Arthur: Legend of the Sword is kinda charming despite being a little ragged. Parts of it are basically GTA Camelot.
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May 25, 2017 03:11
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Baywatch is so, so dumb. At the same time, it's so watchable that I enjoyed watching it. It's really a duet movie between Johnson and Effron, but the women are always portrayed as competent at their jobs.
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i kinda hate when pol-chat happens in this topic because there's an entire forum for it, but I would like to point out that if someone wrote a congressional candidate choke-slamming a journalist into the ground and punching him the night before his election in a movie it would be rejected for being unrealistic. and yet: https://twitter.com/sopandeb/status/867572181131292672
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May 25, 2017 03:47
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lol how do you let that old bald gently caress beat you up? He'll win because of this.
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DC Murderverse posted:i kinda hate when pol-chat happens in this topic because there's an entire forum for it, but I would like to point out that if someone wrote a congressional candidate choke-slamming a journalist into the ground and punching him the night before his election in a movie it would be rejected for being unrealistic. and yet: you do realize that punch will win him the election
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Those 'based on a true story'-style titles at the end of Unbreakable were a really great choice. Even back then, Shyamalan had a wicked sense of humor. 'Nother great part of the movie: When Shyamalan's cameo is as the 'anonymous brown guy' who Bruce Willis suspects as a drug dealer, and the decision to leave it ambiguous as to whether his 'sixth sense' worked, or whether he's just going off of racial prejudice. Great flick.
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corn in the bible posted:you do realize that punch will win him the election he was going to win before it, but it is hilarious that the party of "family values" is going to be up one more member with an assault charge on his record (assuming he gets charged, which in an ideal world he would because that's what should happen when you choke-slam someone and start punching them)
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DC Murderverse posted:he was going to win before it, but it is hilarious that the party of "family values" is going to be up one more member with an assault charge on his record (assuming he gets charged, which in an ideal world he would because that's what should happen when you choke-slam someone and start punching them) Tbh I'm much more concerned that that guy believes retirement is immoral because Noah was 600 years old when he built the ark.
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Congrats on the new Press Secretary appointment, Gianforte!
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K. Waste posted:Surprising no one, Sleepless sucks. 
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It turns out that freezie pops are not, in fact, good substitutes for popsicles.
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Prometheus is just ending at the bar TV and both Noomi Rapace and Charlize Theron run at an angle from the spaceship, the ship tilts in their direction, Theron dies because she tripped and Rapace survives because she found something to hide under. Also the bit where the aborted fetus kills god is still amazing.
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Noomi Rapace and Rooney Mara are not the same Edit- dammit you edited too fast
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GonSmithe posted:Noomi Rapace and Rooney Mara are not the same
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I watched the BLAME! movie cause I liked the comic, but it was pretty lame and ugly. Oh well. Also thanks to whoever posted The Ring Virus, it was pretty great. I don't think I liked it as much as a lot of you guys, but it certainly has some stunning shots. I am planning to watch Metropolis for the first time. What's the best version to check out? Fandor has a 2010 restoration with a bunch of restored footage.
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GonSmithe posted:Noomi Rapace and Rooney Mara are not the same Hahahaha. My point is people who get all tactilol about running away from giant loving objects weren't paying enough attention to the movie.
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Blisster posted:I am planning to watch Metropolis for the first time. What's the best version to check out? Fandor has a 2010 restoration with a bunch of restored footage. See the restoration. Best image quality, score, and cut. Thanks to GATT, it's the only real version in circulation today besides the Moroder cut.
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Does anyone ever wonder if David Lynch lingers on so many shots to pad out the material? Or that he includes extraneous things to be "artsy" just for the sake of it, the way a film student would?
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Skwirl posted:Hahahaha. I've seen it maybe 15 times, and all she had to do was run sideways. poo poo's rolling, fuckin, move across the plain. That's what Shaw did! She rolled to the side and survived. Gosh dangit, I like that movie a lot but that scene is dummmb.
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Josh Lyman posted:Does anyone ever wonder if David Lynch lingers on so many shots to pad out the material? Or that he includes extraneous things to be "artsy" just for the sake of it, the way a film student would? Hey now. Watch what you say about my boy David.
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Josh Lyman posted:Does anyone ever wonder if David Lynch lingers on so many shots to pad out the material? Or that he includes extraneous things to be "artsy" just for the sake of it, the way a film student would?
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Egbert Souse posted:See the restoration. Best image quality, score, and cut. Thanks to GATT, it's the only real version in circulation today besides the Moroder cut. Ok, thanks! Also I couldn't find the post, but whoever posted that Standby short film, it was great!
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CelticPredator posted:I've seen it maybe 15 times, and all she had to do was run sideways. poo poo's rolling, fuckin, move across the plain. That's what Shaw did! She rolled to the side and survived.  Shaw survives thanks to luck.
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CelticPredator posted:I've seen it maybe 15 times, and all she had to do was run sideways. poo poo's rolling, fuckin, move across the plain. That's what Shaw did! She rolled to the side and survived. I saw it just now, both women run in the same direction and and the spaceship tilts to follow them. Charlize Theron dies because she trips and Noomi Rapace survives because she found something to hide under. And it's a movie where things like the death of a character is predetermined so no matter which direction they ran the result would have been the same, if they'd ran at a strict 90 degree angle the ship would have hit a bump, stopped and fallen directly on top of them, and the exact same thing would have happened, Theron would trip and die and Rapace would find a ledge to hide under. Air Skwirl fucked around with this message at 06:05 on May 25, 2017 |
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Shaw trips first and then rolls out of the way. Vickers trips and the thing lands on her. Shoulda moved to the goddang side yo. The thing is clearly rolling toward you. You move away from it. It's not even like something I couldn't even comprehend in real life. If a tree was falling on me, I would move far to the side of it. The worst part is the only way you can watch the scene is on a lovely cinema sins video.
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going to link it since it's a big gif Shaw surviving http://imgur.com/dTuFu8z
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I like how the Alien movies are just increasingly didactic lesson plans about the lifecycles of xenomorphs.
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Why did you skip shaw rolling out of the way?
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wHo CaReS
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Motha fuckas always tryin to start some poo poo with their hot takes, that's what.
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