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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Sautee the onions and I can deal with it.

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Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.

nerdz posted:

Can someone please post that classic goon pic of what a pizza should look like?

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

My Lovely Horse posted:


Fingerpori

Ruis = Rye
Kuitu = Fibre
Rusku = Syringe
Itu = Sprout

What does 'uutuus' mean?

noether
May 1, 2017

some kinda cutesy shoggoth


the traditional first meal served to trans women after a successful vaginoplasty

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


NorgLyle posted:

quote:

After taking 30 minutes to arrive, the shrimp in my dim sum was shriveled and dry and weirdly tasted like a soft pretzel.
From the article:
:aaaaa:

Holy :pwn:

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


I was following links from the lovely pizza video reposted earlier and

I didn't realize Simply Sara was still making videos

:stare:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Missing Name posted:

I was following links from the lovely pizza video reposted earlier and

I didn't realize Simply Sara was still making videos

:stare:

They're jump cutting every loving word on top of the lovely video stabilization. WHY. I FEEL SICK.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

SERIOSLY THOUGH JESUS gently caress

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Missing Name posted:

I was following links from the lovely pizza video reposted earlier and

I didn't realize Simply Sara was still making videos

:stare:

Well at least she doesnt appear in the video this time.

Apart form the fat hand

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Captainsalami
Apr 16, 2010

I told you you'd pay!

Picnic Princess posted:

They're jump cutting every loving word on top of the lovely video stabilization. WHY. I FEEL SICK.

I'm pretty sure shes cutting out her gasping for air through her fat.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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That is just the recipe from the back of the soup mix box, I believe.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




nerdz posted:

Can someone please post that classic goon pic of what a pizza should look like?

Also here goes the good old Mestre Da Pizza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

I can't remember which one it was.







zandert33
Sep 20, 2002

Missing Name posted:

I was following links from the lovely pizza video reposted earlier and

I didn't realize Simply Sara was still making videos

:stare:

Make sure to support her Patreon too

https://www.patreon.com/SimplySara

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

zandert33 posted:

Make sure to support her Patreon too

https://www.patreon.com/SimplySara

At the current rate she's at, it will only take a decade for her to finish her first goal. That's kind of sad. Plus I'd bet at least some, if not all, of those "patrons" are either family members...or alternatively, fetishists for whatever fetish she falls into.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!


I'm no expert on blenders, but what the hell is she doing that is chewing through blenders at a rate of like one per month? And aren't they usually under warranty?

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

GrandpaPants posted:

I'm no expert on blenders, but what the hell is she doing that is chewing through blenders at a rate of like one per month? And aren't they usually under warranty?

Most consumer-grade blenders are garbage that break if you use them more than once a week. (Same for food processors and mixers)
I am not surprised she's going through them like that considering how often and how much she seems to use it.

Jmcrofts
Jan 7, 2008

just chillin' in the club
Lipstick Apathy

Sir, I have eaten Chicago Dogs, I Love Chicago Dogs, Chicago Dogs are a friend of mine. And you sir, are no Chicago Dog.

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.

yeah I eat rear end posted:

At the current rate she's at, it will only take a decade for her to finish her first goal. That's kind of sad. Plus I'd bet at least some, if not all, of those "patrons" are either family members...or alternatively, fetishists for whatever fetish she falls into.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=feeder

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

AlbieQuirky posted:

Fryolator :hist101:

Obviously someone has to deep-fry placenta for science.

Fry-O-Later

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Missing Name posted:

I was following links from the lovely pizza video reposted earlier and

I didn't realize Simply Sara was still making videos

:stare:

Hello motion sickness :barf:

Instant soup mix and canned soup. loving hell.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bLbjjTx8hQ

also lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dny3O3qWDm0

"mexican cheese...i have no idea how to pronounce [cotija]"

left_unattended
Apr 13, 2009

"The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping."
Dale Carnegie

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
Like: 0.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I like loose corn. :smithcloud:

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

whiteyfats posted:

I like loose corn. :smithcloud:

from kfc?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I haven't had it, but probably.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

nerdz posted:

Can someone please post that classic goon pic of what a pizza should look like?

Also here goes the good old Mestre Da Pizza

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

https://twitter.com/BevisSimpson/status/624638853215682560

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

noether posted:



the traditional first meal served to trans women after a successful vaginoplasty

It has a certain elegance to it, the hot dog is made of labias and also shaped like one.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

OwlFancier posted:

It has a certain elegance to it, the hot dog is made of labias and also shaped like one.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


TotalLossBrain posted:

Most consumer-grade blenders are garbage that break if you use them more than once a week. (Same for food processors and mixers)
I am not surprised she's going through them like that considering how often and how much she seems to use it.

Yeah this is why people are willing to pay like $500 for a fuckin' blender, those ones don't break.

left_unattended
Apr 13, 2009

"The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping."
Dale Carnegie
The idea of a blender that costs more than $100 US and breaks that easily is blowing my mind. That's a crazy amount of money to be spending on a commercial blender. For that price I'd want it to blow me, too.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

left_unattended posted:

The idea of a blender that costs more than $100 US and breaks that easily is blowing my mind. That's a crazy amount of money to be spending on a commercial blender. For that price I'd want it to blow me, too.

Well, I mean, you can probably make a drilldo attachment for the mixer head if you really want to.

Or glue a fleshlight onto it.

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Your dick and a blender seem like a poorly thought out combination in general.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Probably easier to hook a fleshlight up to an immersion blender.

left_unattended
Apr 13, 2009

"The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping."
Dale Carnegie
I don't think that's the kind of immersion the maker had in mind.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

I have a $50 blender I've been using several times a week for five years. Sure it smells like burning plastic when I run it for more than 15 seconds now, but it still blends poo poo well~

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

That's the one, thanks!

Null of Undefined
Aug 4, 2010

I have used 41 of 300 characters allowed.

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Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica

zandert33 posted:

Make sure to support her Patreon too

https://www.patreon.com/SimplySara

Man, I've seen a lot of sad and disappointing poo poo in this thread, but I think this is the saddest of it all :smith:

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