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Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

daslog posted:

Track Safety is relative. In NASCAR, they throw a yellow flag (safety car) when there is a hot dog wrapper on the track.

It's never wise to stand on a track with live F1 cars;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnE3w7kFgs0

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geeves
Sep 16, 2004

Human Grand Prix posted:

It's never wise to stand on a track with live F1 cars;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnE3w7kFgs0

:stare:

goddamn

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Human Grand Prix posted:

It's never wise to stand on a track with live F1 cars;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnE3w7kFgs0

Holy gently caress that guy is lucky god drat

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Human Grand Prix posted:

It's never wise to stand on a track with live F1 cars;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnE3w7kFgs0

I'd rather lose both my legs than be chief mechanic at Leyton House

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
That's one of the most farcical starts I've ever seen in an F1 race. Zolder was cursed. 100% the officials fault and you really feel bad for both Luckett and Stohr, who is having a panic attack.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

I only remember then really consistently aborting the start if somebody stalled in the 90s. Early 80s was pretty bad for people stalling out and somebody just rear ending them 3 seconds later.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
It killed Ricardo Paletti.

GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Human Grand Prix posted:

It's never wise to stand on a track with live F1 cars;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnE3w7kFgs0

I'm the driver freaking the gently caress out

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

I am almost certainly penning a letter to one Royal Bank of Canada CEO, David I. McKay, tomorrow. Pertaining first to his company's (of which I am an account holder) continued sponsorship of a poo poo F2 driver, and secondly to my lack of ability to make additional principal only mortgage payments online while drunk at night.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Tell us how it goes.

Dudley
Feb 24, 2003

Tasty

gret posted:

I'd probably ask for soy milk or something. Milk is disgusting.

You can actually do this, I've seen it in the list in other years.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
FIA is making some teams fix their rear jacking points because of the Billy Monger accident

https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-teams-change-rear-jack-points-after-monger-accident-910036/

quote:

Mekies wrote: “Following several front-to-rear incidents over the past months in various single-seater categories, the FIA would like all F1 teams to ensure that their rear jacking point designs cannot act aggressively during such an incident.

LochNessMonster
Feb 3, 2005

I need about three fitty


Button slower than Stoffel in P1.

He's sandbagging right?! :stonk:

geonetix
Mar 6, 2011


To be fair Button's not driven that car yet and yes I want Button to rake in points this race.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Oh poo poo that's right Monaco has Thursday practice.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Wirth1000 posted:

Sir Frank's Vertebros

loving lmao

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

GutBomb posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXuEvuyyy4k

I just watched this and the track safety is terrifying. No yellow flags at all with all of these cars just pulling over on the side of the track, the guy pushing his car across the line as other drivers pass at speed. It's insane.

I learned that GIRI is the plural of GIRO.

geonetix
Mar 6, 2011


A triple decker t-wing on the Renault may be the second most ridiculous thing this year

Halo14
Sep 11, 2001
What about the bloke driving it? Ohhhh.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
Looks like Vettel has pace for the one lap out of five he can put it together.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Grosjean loving sucks and im sick and tired of hearing him bitch every single session.

Alonso anger and Kimi deadpan are funny and endearing. Grossjean just sucks.

edit: Stroll crashed.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


LMAO Stroll.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

Gigi Galli posted:

Stroll will crash the car in quali imo.

I was going to correct this to practice, but then I didn't, and, well

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Stroll binning it in practice?

Say it isn't so.

:ughh:

LochNessMonster
Feb 3, 2005

I need about three fitty


gret posted:

LMAO Stroll.

Totalling cars in p2 4 lyfe

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Well at least he is rich because he sucks at driving and daddy Stroll can pay to repair the cars.

Sir Simon Milligan
Mar 27, 2003

Yes, I have walked along the path of evil many times, it's a twisting curving path, that actually leads to a charming block garden, but beyond that evil!

Stupid Monaco Thursday practice, I forget every year.

DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

With our special guest star, RUSH! YAYYYYYYYYY

The biggest surprise here is the fact it took until FP2 for Stroll to bin it.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

HJB posted:

I was going to correct this to practice, but then I didn't, and, well

I knew I was being too optimistic

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


More like Lance Str-lol am I right.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Somebody describe what happened lol. What corner?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wirth1000 posted:

Somebody describe what happened lol. What corner?

Lost the car at casino

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Wirth1000 posted:

Somebody describe what happened lol. What corner?

I forget the corner, but here's what happened:

He's bad.

(he took the corner wide too wide into the barrier, hosed up his front right tire, and took the wing off)

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
I feel that "Lance Stroll, Lost Control" should be a chant throughout the Monegasque grandstands this weekend.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
Ok, for fucks sake, drop Stroll and put the reserve in. It's Paul di Resta but I actually rate him as a good pair of steady hands and a points vacuum. Stroll is far too poo poo.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


RIP Max's gearbox.

CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

GutBomb posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXuEvuyyy4k

I just watched this and the track safety is terrifying. No yellow flags at all with all of these cars just pulling over on the side of the track, the guy pushing his car across the line as other drivers pass at speed. It's insane.

1) "McLaren-Porsche" :fap:
2) Pushing cars across the finish line :fap:
3) JPS Lotus livery :fap:

^ Cool and good F1.

1500quidporsche posted:

Who the gently caress drinks whole milk?

My kid does. His excuse is he's 18 months old. What's JPM's for drinking babby milk?

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Vettel will be on the lead, Stroll, Palmer or another idiot will crash and ferrari will gently caress up the strategy

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC
Channel Island milk owns. What is this loving 2% garbage?

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GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
Merc seems slow

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