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He owns part of Nintendo, because he saved the head of Atari when he almost died of dehydration out in the West Texas desert, when they were burying all those E.T. the ExtraTerrestrial cartridges also, I'm a ninja, don't tell anyone, it's a secret
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# ? May 24, 2017 18:37 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 09:50 |
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Story checks out, my Uncle co-owns Nintendo with ElGroucho's father. He gave me a copy of mario where you can play as pikachu for my birthday. also i'm a ninja too, please keep that a secret as I am the last of my clan
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# ? May 24, 2017 21:17 |
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Story checks out, my Uncle co-owns Nintendo with ElGroucho's father. He gave me a copy of mario where you can play as pikachu for my birthday. Oh, you also got Super Mario Maker?
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# ? May 24, 2017 21:54 |
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I'm the real ninja, all the rest are fakers My sensei was Joe Musashi, you can call him and confirm, and I trained with the pink and green ninjas
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# ? May 24, 2017 23:13 |
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You know the 3 Ninjas? That was me and two other kids. They changed the names so we wouldn't sue.
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# ? May 25, 2017 10:15 |
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From the"Pro Revenge" subreddit:Reddit posted:Pardon for my English as it isn't my first language. I was browsing /r/askreddit and came across a thread about whatever happened to that trenchcoat kid at your school. I was that trenchcoat kid and I came back in town and destroyed it (years ago).
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# ? May 25, 2017 14:57 |
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The prodigal stdh has returned
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# ? May 25, 2017 15:35 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:From the"Pro Revenge" subreddit: How do people write stuff like this and think that it makes them look good? He is literally writing himself as a cliche 80s movie villain.
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# ? May 25, 2017 15:47 |
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shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: You see, I'm a rape baby.
Trebek has a new favorite as of 16:00 on May 25, 2017 |
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Hi guys, I'm just here to boast about destroying an entire town and peoples' livelihoods based on how I was treated as a person, even those people that didn't even work at the factory I shut down or had nothing to do with transforming me into trenchcoat kid. Well, cya
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# ? May 25, 2017 16:02 |
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I have alot of questions about this story. He is from a small conservative christian town but English isn't his first language? I got the vibe that he was trying to allude to middle america so I guess it could be another country. He's black and the city is run by the KKK but his Uncle who impregnated his mom who I also assume is black and is in a high position of power within the town?
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# ? May 25, 2017 16:27 |
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:I have alot of questions about this story. He is from a small conservative christian town but English isn't his first language? I got the vibe that he was trying to allude to middle america so I guess it could be another country. He's black and the city is run by the KKK but his Uncle who impregnated his mom who I also assume is black and is in a high position of power within the town? He said it was like being the only black kid in a KKK town, not that he literally was. Also the USA isn't the only country in the world with stultifying religious conservative rural small towns. His story is obviously stdh, but it certainly wasn't confusing nor incomprehensible.
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# ? May 25, 2017 16:37 |
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RenegadeStyle1 posted:I have alot of questions about this story. He is from a small conservative christian town but English isn't his first language? I got the vibe that he was trying to allude to middle america so I guess it could be another country. He's black and the city is run by the KKK but his Uncle who impregnated his mom who I also assume is black and is in a high position of power within the town? I think the black/kkk thing was just a comparison to his rape baby/fine Christians I don't think he's actually black in a town run by KKK
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# ? May 25, 2017 16:37 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:From the"Pro Revenge" subreddit:
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# ? May 25, 2017 17:22 |
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I think he grew up in the same town Footloose happened in.
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# ? May 25, 2017 18:45 |
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I thought it was one of those funny "include all of the stereotypes" stories and welp
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# ? May 25, 2017 19:21 |
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I think black/kkk is kind of a strange analogy for a "non native-english speaker" to use. And I get that there are other places with rural hyper-religious attitudes, but small towns with single, dying factories as the sole employer? Everything about this story screams rust belt America. Eh... I guess I could see it being Mexico or Central America, too. Maybe. But most distressing imo are the other redditors literally getting sexual arousal at this totally true story of totally justified "revenge". Drunk Tomato has a new favorite as of 20:13 on May 25, 2017 |
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I mean there are plenty of places with towns that were big into industry/mining that are now struggling. It's not really an American specific thing. Oh god I am arguing about the merits of stdh.
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# ? May 25, 2017 20:33 |
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The thing that sticks out here, to me, is someone thinking he's making himself look good by fabricating a story about destroying the livelihoods of people who had no other place to work because he drew the short straw in life. Unfortunately this makes even fewer people feel an ounce of sympathy or empathy for "trenchcoat kids" (didn't know that was even a term until today) than there were before, because if there's one thing social outcasts need, it's to be viewed even moreso as vindictive, revenge-obsessed villains that fly off the handle and shoot up schools and destroy jobs because someone was mean to them I'm a goon, so it's a foregone conclusion that I'm a social outcast, and this one time goons were mean to me and I'm totally fine
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# ? May 25, 2017 20:55 |
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That guy totally Papers Pleased his hometown.
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# ? May 26, 2017 01:54 |
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I saw this guy's show on Broadway, it was pretty good.
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# ? May 26, 2017 02:59 |
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Shangri-Law School posted:I saw this guy's show on Broadway, it was pretty good. I'm...I'm not sure what this has to do with STDH. Or is the show being good the poo poo that didn't happen?
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# ? May 26, 2017 07:13 |
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It might have something to do with Trenchcoat, Destroyer of Rural Town up there.
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# ? May 26, 2017 07:30 |
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Leavemywife posted:I'm...I'm not sure what this has to do with STDH. Or is the show being good the poo poo that didn't happen? The plot of "The Visit" involves an old billionaire lady who returns to her hometown (which had been lovely to her back in the day) to ruin it.
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# ? May 26, 2017 08:27 |
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Oh, okay. Thanks! I just thought he had posted in the wrong thread.
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# ? May 26, 2017 08:35 |
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-40056693 Girl, 11, accuses school of war crime in feedback form.
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# ? May 26, 2017 16:26 |
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How are people so easily fooled by those? His excuse of "well if I made it up, I would have spelled Geneva right!" is bullshit, no you wouldn't, you intentionally spelled it wrong to make it seem more like a kid's writing.
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# ? May 26, 2017 16:31 |
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the bbc giving its weekly reminder of why no one pays their license fee anymore
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# ? May 26, 2017 16:50 |
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Fruit Smoothies posted:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-40056693 I'm the mismatched pencil colors AND the different handwriting.
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# ? May 26, 2017 16:59 |
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TheMadMilkman posted:I'm the mismatched pencil colors AND the different handwriting. Seriously, this is about as obviously fake as can be. What the gently caress, BBC
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# ? May 26, 2017 18:37 |
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Fruit Smoothies posted:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-40056693 OK let's just assume for a moment that's genuine; what on earth would she be grounded for - giving feedback when asked to? e: Because I'm thinking that dude should not have children in his care if that's the case.
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# ? May 26, 2017 18:41 |
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Jerry Cotton posted:OK let's just assume for a moment that's genuine; what on earth would she be grounded for - giving feedback when asked to? The goal of public school is to be quiet, get in line, and conform.
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# ? May 26, 2017 18:46 |
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Is it wrong that I saw that news article on the BBC site and immediately went to this thread to see if it had gotten there?
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# ? May 26, 2017 19:01 |
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He should do nothing because this didn't happen. If it had happened, he should still do nothing because it's not a crime to think that mass punishment in grade school falls under the Geneva Conventions
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# ? May 26, 2017 19:41 |
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Len posted:The goal of public school is to be quiet, get in line, and conform. That Robin Williams film was just fiction I think.
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Not Always Right posted:(It’s the day before Christmas and we’re packed with people picking up their orders. I’m helping a customer when my coworker helps the next person in line.)
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# ? May 27, 2017 00:12 |
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If you're going to write stdh, at least pretend that you said "that's not a knife, THIS is a knife"
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# ? May 27, 2017 00:16 |
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Hahaha, armed robbers aren't "customers" dummy
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Fresh from the imgur frontpage:
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