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Trunko posted:Rlm timeline Where's Game Station 2.0??
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Hello, youtube, and today I'm going to share with you my top ten movies of all time.
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May 25, 2017 13:43
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THE BAR posted:Where's Game Station 2.0?? Where it belongs..... In the dumpster next to Rich evans corpse
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May 25, 2017 13:48
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Where is the Matrix In the toilet where it belongs. Trunko posted:How is the fifth element an action movie Fifth Element is an action movie with action movie structure that has (a lot of) sci-fi elements (see also Total Recall). Badass warrior is pulled out of retirement for one last mission to get the girl and save the world with his wisecracking sidekick and bumbling bureaucrats holding him back from blowing up everything etc. It's definitely an action film. It's practically Commando in space. Kinda like how Predator and Aliens dabble in horror but are capital A Action. Unrelated, I can't loving wait for Atomic Blonde. That new trailer is so fucken dope. The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 13:54 on May 25, 2017 |
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May 25, 2017 13:49
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:In the toilet where it belongs. You're dead to me
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May 25, 2017 14:05
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Speaking of action movies, are Tom Cruise and Keanu Reeves the last of the action stars who really throw themselves into the role? Like, Cruise still does his stunts himself, despite closing in on 60, and Reeves actually knows kung fu and trained to shoot guns real well for John Wick. But when I think of other modern actors (outside of martial arts flicks, natch) only glib performances in front of green screens or sudden, carefully shot moments of violence with not a huge amount of physical effort come to mind. E: Oh yeah, I guess the peeps in F&F are legit, probably. Mordja fucked around with this message at 15:12 on May 25, 2017 |
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May 25, 2017 15:10
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Mordja posted:
Are they gently caress. Not a chance they're doing the stunts in those. Tom Cruise might genuinely be the last "movie star" in the old school sense of the word.
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May 25, 2017 15:16
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Tom Cruise is the only white dude I know of that still does his own stunts. But China / Hong Kong / Thailand / Indonesia are bursting at the seams with insane daredevils. e: Tom Hardy doesn't do ALL of his own stunts, but he's pretty brave in doing a lot of poo poo. Also, points for getting roided up to play Bane.
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May 25, 2017 15:20
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Trunko posted:Best if the worst : well, this also seems kinda lame but OK I guess it gets better. Not too bad. Who are these RLM fans who don't love their best thing? It is baffling to me.
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May 25, 2017 15:31
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He was 100% natural beef for Bane. Love them powerlifter moobs. Function over form.
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May 25, 2017 15:34
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Tom Cruise is the only white dude I know of that still does his own stunts. Keaneu Reeves does a lot of his own stunts
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May 25, 2017 15:53
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Hardy got pretty beefy for Bronson too and he was quite a bit scarier in that movie than as Bane, imo.
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May 25, 2017 15:54
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I think Keaneu did almost all of his own stunts in both John Wick movies. Not sure about the Matrix.
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May 25, 2017 15:55
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SpacePig posted:I think Keaneu did almost all of his own stunts in both John Wick movies. Not sure about the Matrix. He even did the driving.
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May 25, 2017 15:56
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He's killed all those people in real life. It's called method acting.
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May 25, 2017 15:57
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The matrix was a documentary
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May 25, 2017 15:58
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Keanu was pretty great in the neon demon, dudes talented.
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May 25, 2017 16:01
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keanu said the stuff he didnt do was the parts where the guy got hit by cars or got thrown over handrails to fall a bunch
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May 25, 2017 16:01
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I watched John Wick 2 last night and was disappointed. The first movie felt really fresh and kept moving along whereas this one felt stale and almost no action occurred in the first half, all setup. It did get rolling eventually but then it was killing endless gangsters who kept spawning and no actual plan other than John keeps getting jumped while he staggers around NYC inexplicably still living. By the time he got to the end bit I just wanted it to be over. Also Morpheus shows up just so people can say "also morpheus shows up!"
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May 25, 2017 16:01
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wait John Wick 2 is out?
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May 25, 2017 16:14
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....wait there's a John Wick 2? Boy they really snuck that one out
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May 25, 2017 16:15
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Oberleutnant posted:....wait there's a John Wick 2? Yeah, don't know how you missed it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGpZ9xaQLYQ e: I think John Wick 2 was pretty good, and I'm very much looking forward to the inevitable John Wick 3 in 2019. e2: I'm a bit biased, though, because Keanu Reeves is one of my favorite actors. I just wish his name was easier to remember how to spell. SpacePig fucked around with this message at 16:23 on May 25, 2017 |
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May 25, 2017 16:20
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priznat posted:I watched John Wick 2 last night and was disappointed. The first movie felt really fresh and kept moving along whereas this one felt stale and almost no action occurred in the first half, all setup. It did get rolling eventually but then it was killing endless gangsters who kept spawning and no actual plan other than John keeps getting jumped while he staggers around NYC inexplicably still living. I agree.
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May 25, 2017 16:35
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John Wick has wall hacks. He aims and headshots dudes a split second after they start to round a corner.
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May 25, 2017 16:42
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a bone to pick posted:He traded 4 inches of height for eternal youth Explain Danny DeVito
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May 25, 2017 17:14
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MikeCrotch posted:Explain Danny DeVito Impossible.
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May 25, 2017 17:16
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIXVvkdwzUc Zizek explaining the plot of Star Wars Revenge of the Sith. I can't get over this.
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May 25, 2017 17:20
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My favorite part of both John Wick movies is these professional assassins and bodyguards like closing to point blank range to engage someone with a ranged weapon. So many of them come from what can only be behind the camera and as soon as they come into frame or even slightly before is when they get tagged. It's very, very aware it's a movie.
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May 25, 2017 17:21
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a bone to pick posted:He traded 4 inches of height for eternal youth Tom Cruise Dick Clark Halle Barry Elijah Wood Donny Osmond Jennifer Aniston Paul Rudd Jared Leto Julia Roberts Just a short list of the vampires who control the entertainment industry. And Stan Lee is their master.
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May 25, 2017 17:23
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vermin posted:Tom Cruise They finally staked Dick Clark.
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May 25, 2017 17:29
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Baronjutter posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIXVvkdwzUc He makes an interesting point. Maybe the prequels aren't all that bad, huh.
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May 25, 2017 17:35
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Justin Credible posted:My favorite part of both John Wick movies is these professional assassins and bodyguards like closing to point blank range to engage someone with a ranged weapon. So many of them come from what can only be behind the camera and as soon as they come into frame or even slightly before is when they get tagged. It's very, very aware it's a movie. That's what makes them fun. They're not heady or philosophical, they're just movies made for fun. They're insane spectacle films that're only marginally less over-the-top than Michael Bay films.
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May 25, 2017 17:38
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Shinjobi posted:News: Surprising no one, the newest Pirates of the Caribbean was bad. Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
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May 25, 2017 17:44
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Mission Impossible and Fast and/or Furious timeline: When did they make so many loving movies.
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May 25, 2017 17:46
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License to kill is loving abysmal.
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May 25, 2017 17:49
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Which is the not-Bond where they had Connery back and he killed a guy with a jar of his piss?
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May 25, 2017 17:52
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priznat posted:Which is the not-Bond where they had Connery back and he killed a guy with a jar of his piss? Never Say Never Again (AKA Thunderball: Reball)
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May 25, 2017 17:55
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Irradiation posted:License to kill is loving abysmal. Actually, it owns if you're not one of those chuds that thinks Bond is supposed to be live action Scooby Doo. e: is there a movie where someone dies from a piss jar that isn't the worst movie?
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May 25, 2017 17:57
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Baronjutter posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIXVvkdwzUc This man is the hero CD deserves. I couldn't even last the full 3 minutes because it sounds like he's talking with a mouthful of jizz. And by jizz of course I mean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWO5Ai_a80M
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May 25, 2017 18:01
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WampaLord posted:Who are these RLM fans who don't love their best thing? It is baffling to me. Notice how in my stupid low effort joke I ended by saying "well maybe this isn't two bad" and then I trailed of with some dot dot dots to show my falling inflection. This was to communicate that I was uncertain about BotW but was willing to give it a chance. As it turns out, I now really enjoy BotW and watch them when they com out! I didn't include that detail in my joke though because I thought it would take out to long to type out, and that no one would read it. And as this paragraph of text shows, I was right on both counts! Haha
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