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Name (First & Last): Ogie Ogilthorpe III Birthday: 1/1 Birth Year (1999-2001): 99 Height: 5'11 Weight: 185 City: Guelph Country: Canada Position: LW Number: 2 Handedness: ? Pick one of the paths to the Pros: Federal League Player Type: psycho Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Ogie Ogilthorpe Sr.
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Name (First & Last): Stabby McStabson Birthday: 6 june Birth Year (1999-2001): 2000 Height: 6"4 Weight: 220 City: St.Lin De tin tin or St.Alphonse de Rodriguez (or some other lovely city in Quebec) Country: canada Position: C Number: 666 Handedness: left Pick one of the paths to the Pros: Major Junior (The Q plz) Player Type: Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Sniper guy who snipes goals in the name of Satan- real life counterpart: Miroslav Satan who can score goals and not get hurt stab fucked around with this message at 15:48 on May 25, 2017 |
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What I need from you Name (First & Last): Yoko Zuna Birthday: 4/20 Birth Year (1999-2001): 99 Height: 6'4 Weight: Maximum City: Honolulu Country: Hawaii Position: Goalie Number: 98 Handedness: Left Pick one of the paths to the Pros: Major Junior Player Type: Fat Sumo Goalie Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Martin Brodeur
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# ? May 25, 2017 16:28 |
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What I need from you Name (First & Last): Guy Fieri Birthday: 22 January Birth Year (1999-2001): 2000 Height: 1.78 m Weight: 230lbs City: Columbus Country: US Position: C Number: 67 Handedness: Right Pick one of the paths to the Pros: OHL Player Type: Sniper Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Can you make him a whiney piss baby who rarely passes and jumps ship at the first sign of difficulty? That'd be grand!
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Zip! posted:Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Can you make him a whiney piss baby who rarely passes and jumps ship at the first sign of difficulty? That'd be grand! Thinktank and Fieri would make dynamite teammates.
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# ? May 25, 2017 16:29 |
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e: nevermind, I miscalculated
Hockles fucked around with this message at 19:36 on May 25, 2017 |
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Name (First & Last): Miracle Johnson Birthday: April 20 Birth Year (1999-2001): 2001 Height: 6'2" Weight: 205lbs City: Las Vegas Country: US Position: RW Number: 22 Handedness: Right Pick one of the paths to the Pros: College Player Type: Power Forward Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Shithead with good scoring touch and clutch ability. Basically Claude Lemieux
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Name (First & Last): Scott Johns Birthday: April 5th Birth Year (1999-2001): '01 Height: 6'8" Weight: 260lb City: Ontario CA Country: USA Position: RW Number: 71 Handedness: Right Pick one of the paths to the Pros: College Player Type: Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: John Scott, but not as garbage at the hockey parts. Forward Player Types: Power Forward
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mentholmoose posted:Name (First & Last): Agent Jack Bauer So Jack Johnson on offense?
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Name (First & Last): Kaido Hoovelson Birthday: 9/11 Birth Year (1999-2001): 2001 Height: 6'9" Weight: 275 City: Tallinn Country: Estonia Position: Defense Number: 69 Handedness: L Pick one of the paths to the Pros: Europe Player Type: OFD Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Erik Karlsson, but 6'9"
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# ? May 25, 2017 22:35 |
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gently caress yeah!Hockles posted:What I need from you Also, thanks for doing this again, Hockles! Rotten Cookies fucked around with this message at 00:00 on May 26, 2017 |
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# ? May 25, 2017 23:32 |
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Can I still get in? Name (First & Last): Puck Sonette Birthday: Sept. 11 Birth Year (1999-2001): 2001 Height: 5'7" Weight: 185 City: Shawinigan, QC Country: Cana-duh Position: Centre Number: 42 Handedness: Left Pick one of the paths to the Pros: College Player Type: Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: David Desharnais - all of the passing but none of the scoring Forward Player Types: Playmaker [/quote]
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# ? May 26, 2017 01:09 |
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1 more spot, then we start!
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# ? May 26, 2017 01:14 |
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Did I get it? Name (First & Last): Bernie Sanders Birthday: September 8 Birth Year (1999-2001): 2000 Height: 6'3" Weight: 225lbs City: Brooklyn, NY Country: USA Position: LW Number: 75 Handedness: Left Pick one of the paths to the Pros: College Player Type: Playmaker Real life counterpart (active or retired) or short description of player: Jagr or Iginla in their prime. Pure playmaking winger who will "redistribute" points to his working class teammates
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# ? May 26, 2017 02:41 |
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We are full-up. I'll get started on this either tonight or tomorrow night. Good luck everyone. Don't be a shitter! Also, bookmark this thread since it will probably get moved. HK, if needed you can move this over to The Armchair Quarterback. If it can stay in SAS proper, that's cool too.
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# ? May 26, 2017 02:46 |
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three september 11 people goons truly are the peak of comedy
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# ? May 26, 2017 05:10 |
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Top Hats Monthly posted:three september 11 people Mulkku loves it because people never forget his birthday.
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Top Hats Monthly posted:three september 11 people I mean how could you not?
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# ? May 26, 2017 05:15 |
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Top Hats Monthly posted:three september 11 people Just wait until next edition, when most players will have birthdates of June 11, 2002.
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# ? May 26, 2017 07:59 |
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For those who picked "College" or "Europe" for their path: if you want to specify what college you attended or what team overseas you play for, I can in include in some stuff.
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# ? May 26, 2017 14:01 |
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taro will lead hc davos to spengler cup glory the game probably doesn't recognize the spengler cups existence, but that just means you can't prove he didn't
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fits posted:taro will lead hc davos to spengler cup glory You just willed it into existence! Sorry, everybody else in that draft class.
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# ? May 26, 2017 16:33 |
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oh no. what have i done
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# ? May 26, 2017 17:10 |
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Hockles posted:For those who picked "College" or "Europe" for their path: if you want to specify what college you attended or what team overseas you play for, I can in include in some stuff. im assuming hc viking of the estonian meistriliiga is not available, nor dinamo riga, so i guess Växjö Lakers
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# ? May 26, 2017 20:05 |
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a false posted:im assuming hc viking of the estonian meistriliiga is not available Sure it is! Any team you want to play for, before getting drafted, is available!
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Hockles posted:Sure it is! Any team you want to play for, before getting drafted, is available! sick. HC Viking it is
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shyduck posted:Name (First & Last): Danny Provolone the trash talking of danny provolone the venomous sting of running back......rake yohn ultra sick legends of football trivia reference, i swear me and my friends still quote that poo poo to this day quote:I'm hoping Mr. Touchdown just scored a goal here
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# ? May 26, 2017 20:19 |
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Turdsdown Tom posted:I'm hoping Mr. Touchdown just scored a goal here I don't remember exactly who scored it, but it was definitely a goal for your team. I was only half paying attention to the game, just to get some footage to capture.
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Nidaros Hockey if available please Mr. Hockles. If not, Manglerud Star.
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Hockles posted:For those who picked "College" or "Europe" for their path: if you want to specify what college you attended or what team overseas you play for, I can in include in some stuff. Set my dude up with the Michigan Wolverines. I always thought their unis were cool.
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Hockles posted:For those who picked "College" or "Europe" for their path: if you want to specify what college you attended or what team overseas you play for, I can in include in some stuff. Sure, I'll say Agent Jack Bauer played at, uh, Boston University. Anders posted:So Jack Johnson on offense? More or less, yes, but way better because he's Jack Bauer.
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# ? May 26, 2017 21:08 |
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Central Scouting Preseason 2017 NHL Draft Projections Comments The projection will get narrowed down a bit, as the season goes on. I took some liberties with the teams came from, if it wasn't specified. Everybody else, keep posting the teams you want to play for pre-draft. I'll post the All-Star Break standings and projections tomorrow.
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# ? May 26, 2017 22:08 |
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University of Nebraska Omaha
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# ? May 26, 2017 22:21 |
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Go Islanders! These fuckin' Blades think paying me $150 a month and letting me live with Bill and Glenda Shultz near SIAST is a great contract offer. Assholes.
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Hockles posted:Sure it is! Any team you want to play for, before getting drafted, is available!
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# ? May 26, 2017 22:35 |
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Pylon don't do local Belarus league. Pylon only plays for best KHL team, the Dinamo Minsk of glorious Belarus.
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# ? May 26, 2017 22:36 |
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Woop, I'm getting drafted. Probably.
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Kilza posted:Pylon don't do local Belarus league. Pylon only plays for best KHL team, the Dinamo Minsk of glorious Belarus. boo, nevermind that then Bavel Bortkin represents Metallurg Magnitogorsk Aye Doc fucked around with this message at 23:17 on May 26, 2017 |
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I'm perfectly happy with SC Bern
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