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Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
That just guinea-worms my perineum.

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joke_explainer


This really completely mutilates the differentiated fibromuscular mass of tissue between the anal and urogenital regions of my pelvis. *points at terribly designed bike seat made out of a meat grinder with an accusing glare*

Android Blues

pre:
front bottom <----> "true" bottom
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             calumny

Sensual Simian

summer jorts
*chews on a piece of hay and spits*

I'm a grundle farmer.

FutonForensic

my favorite three stooges skit is when larry and curly spill paint all over moe's taint, and he gets real mad and pokes out their taints


Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


that really f***s my as**ole

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

alnilam

That really ruffles my stanky truffles

Lastgirl


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
you've really bypassed my compressor this time





Ultra Spoot

You're really droppin a fridge on my fleshy fun bridge,op. Really droppin a dime on my in between grime. You're flappin' my balthasar, and i just don't know who to trust.

alnilam

That really bucks my bronco where my crotch goes horizontal

alnilam

It really rattles my saddle, ya know?

alnilam

It's like a drunken punch-up down where my undies bunch up.

Scroon

They really knee 'em in my perineum

Lastgirl


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
doesnt that just really crush your kush





Scroon

It sure streaks my cheeks, I'll tell you that much

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
that really spanks my spanx

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


that really scrapes my grapes

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion
That really steel-wools my peehoole

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


that somewhat feelbads my gonads

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

bird.

It really strokes my artichoke

BluesShaman

She wore Blue Velvet.
That really goads my chode.

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
It scrapes my undercarriage!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Scroon

It's an inopportune shot at my balloon knot!

lmbo calrissian

i'm into fashion
men are my passion

Scroon posted:

It's an inopportune shot at my balloon knot!

Wow. Wow

FutonForensic

really puts muh pube basket in an early casket


Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


that really gives my short & curlies a swirly

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

Rigged Death Trap

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Well that really skeets on my sheets

FutonForensic

really delivers an ultimatum to my not-quite-as-big-as-Channing-Tatum


Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
It smooches my gooch is what it does

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

google THIS

It really tears asunder my down-under.

Plebian Parasite

It really puts the witchcraft on my tackleshaft

Twenty Four


does it tickle your pickle?

smash your gash?

A LOVELY LAD

Hey man, wanna hear a secret?



that really throws sand in my no mans land

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
that makes my nuts hurt.






wait a minute...

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

google THIS

:doh:

FutonForensic

sobbing, i fell to my knees and gathered up my trundled grundle in my arms, like the painting Ivan the Terrible and His Son Ivan. a man should never live to see his own taint die, i thought, tears dripping down on my lifeless wad. in that moment, i was certain i would never be able to love again

no doubt about it--my skeet meat had suffered defeat


Sham bam bamina!

ƨtupid cat
Grinds my goat.

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
that touches my buttches

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

Meeksha

i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust
croons my goons

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

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Lastgirl


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
that really scratches my catches





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