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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 54 minutes!

ThePariah posted:

Roman would've carried Mabel to a four-star match.

That's a lot of dead weight

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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


In a pretty surprising development, less than a third of Roman's 4* or better matches are Shield trios.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
Then the standards for four-star matches has gone down in recent years.

There, I said it.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

CobiWann posted:

Then the standards for four-star matches has gone down in recent years.

There, I said it.

:agreed: & :sad:

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
The standards are almost certainly higher today, it's just that there's so much more good work in the US compared to the 90s that people became accustomed to it. I sometimes rewatch Razor/HBK and wonder if it'd crack **** today.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
FWIW there are very few matches from the 90s rated ****+ that I think would get like, "adjusted down" today, Mankind/HBK is still ****+, ditto Austin/Hart (SS 96 and Mania) and most Rey matches (though I still think the GAB match with Malenko was like, ***1/2, like, c'mon, don't debut a high flier with a mat match)

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


If you count the Dean vs Seth vs Roman triple threat as a Shield Match, the Shield as a trio has had as many 4*+ matches as Owen Hart, at seven.

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...
Were there even monthly PPVs back then anyway?

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

cronox2 posted:

Were there even monthly PPVs back then anyway?

There were from 1995-1997.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I'm not saying its a fair comparison or anything its just Owen indexes in my brain as "always has great match", as does the Shield trio, and the Bret vs Roman comparison made me interested to look it up

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The last good match was Cena-Bryan at SS. Then HHH hosed it all up.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The first KO vs Cena match where KO won clean as a whistle was good. So was Cena vs AJ at Summerslam. Basically John Cena is probably the only good wrestler (??)

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.

projecthalaxy posted:

I'm not saying its a fair comparison or anything its just Owen indexes in my brain as "always has great match", as does the Shield trio, and the Bret vs Roman comparison made me interested to look it up

Owen wasn't a main card guy for most of his career so he had far fewer opportunities to have great matches.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

why is Dave such a mark for Roman?

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
Roman's probably a source, like Dwayne.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


The point is this: John Cena is really good and Big Dave Meltzer might be a big dumb idiot. Or maybe he is also really good?

Incessant Excess
Aug 15, 2005

Cause of glitch:
Pretentiousness
I miss John Cena so much.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


WWE did you know: according to the best records available, John Cena has had exactly one million 4+ star rated matches. Yes, it is exactly one million.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
That's a lot, but that makes sense because John Cena is really good.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

John Cena is overrated

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Cena-Miz feud was trash, Miz did all the work and i hope Nikki doesnt come back ever again.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

DoctorGonzo posted:

Cena-Miz feud was trash, Miz did all the work

Yes, that was the point.

It wasn't a mutual feud, John Cena shouldn't be wasting a thought on the Miz. It was a classic lower card guy talking himself into a match with a top guy.

freud mayweather
Jan 29, 2009

Jenkem Delivery posted:

John Cena is overrated

That makes no sense. It's like calling the sun overrated. The thing that gives us life.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


I wonder what other cool 2006 edgelord opinions people who dont like john cena have

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
john cena sucks

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

DoctorGonzo posted:

Cena-Miz feud was trash, Miz did all the work and i hope Nikki doesnt come back ever again.

Cena had the best promo in the feud.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
John Cena owns.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i did it to john cena like this. *does hip thrusts for 25 minutes before posting this* heh Not for real though.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Call me when Cena carries Jinder to a **** match :grin:

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Eli Wiggum posted:

Call me when Cena carries Jinder to a **** match :grin:

if fed have cena

jinder not happen

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

DoctorGonzo posted:

Cena-Miz feud was trash, Miz did all the work and i hope Nikki doesnt come back ever again.

Worst part is Maryse got nothing in the match.

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

Didn't Cena have the only good Khali match?

Caesarian Sectarian
Oct 19, 2004

...

Sadly Miz really hasn't recovered from getting dunked at WM.

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Caesarian Sectarian posted:

Sadly Miz really hasn't recovered from getting dunked at WM.

He'd have easily done a better Nakamura match than Dolph.

Admiral_Cola
Jan 11, 2012

projecthalaxy posted:

if fed have cena

jinder not happen

Missed an opportunity for Cena to learn hindi; get a spray tan and cover his bald spot with a turban.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Evil Badman posted:

Worst part is Maryse got nothing in the match.

Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Admiral_Cola posted:

Missed an opportunity for Cena to learn hindi; get a spray tan and cover his bald spot with a turban.

whatever happened to darren young

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Oct 30, 2009

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I choose to believe the in ring proposal was the real one because it's the most John cena thing there is

The D in Detroit
Oct 13, 2012

projecthalaxy posted:

if fed have cena

jinder not happen

Fed already had Cena

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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Beef Jerky Robot posted:

Didn't Cena have the only good Khali match?
HBK as well but basically just those two.

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