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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
He owns part of Nintendo, because he saved the head of Atari when he almost died of dehydration out in the West Texas desert, when they were burying all those E.T. the ExtraTerrestrial cartridges

also, I'm a ninja, don't tell anyone, it's a secret

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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Story checks out, my Uncle co-owns Nintendo with ElGroucho's father. He gave me a copy of mario where you can play as pikachu for my birthday.

also i'm a ninja too, please keep that a secret as I am the last of my clan

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Story checks out, my Uncle co-owns Nintendo with ElGroucho's father. He gave me a copy of mario where you can play as pikachu for my birthday.

also i'm a ninja too, please keep that a secret as I am the last of my clan

Oh, you also got Super Mario Maker?

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

I'm the real ninja, all the rest are fakers

My sensei was Joe Musashi, you can call him and confirm, and I trained with the pink and green ninjas

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut
You know the 3 Ninjas? That was me and two other kids. They changed the names so we wouldn't sue.

Drunk Tomato
Apr 23, 2010

If God wanted us sober,
He'd knock the glass over.
From the"Pro Revenge" subreddit:

Reddit posted:

Pardon for my English as it isn't my first language. I was browsing /r/askreddit and came across a thread about whatever happened to that trenchcoat kid at your school. I was that trenchcoat kid and I came back in town and destroyed it (years ago).

As a background, I grew up in a conservative little town in a conversative rural area heavily dominated by religion. This makes people put great stock on moral purity and appearances. Keeping up the facade is the most important thing. Everyone must go to church weekly and people are heavily judged for appearing sinful. This was a bad thing for me as the cards were heavily stacked against me from birth.

You see, I'm a rape baby. My mother lost her parents when she was young and was taken in by her uncle and aunt. The uncle had an important position in the local religious hierarchy. So when he and a couple of his friends started sexually abusing my mom, it was ignored by everyone. When she got pregnant, it was painted at showing that she's a harlot running around seducing married men. She was cast out. Why she didn't move out of town, I don't know, but yeah. There I became into the picture, born out of wedlock and with no father, branded as a sinful outcast.

My childhood was poo poo. I don't go into details, but enough to say that by the time I started going to school, I was quite damaged. School made it worse. I was bullied relentlessly. Teachers were part of it, since they were all part of the religious community, which saw me as stained. Imagine being the only black kid in a town run by KKK and you get close to how it was.

So yeah, in school I became that trenchcoat kid or its local cultural equivelant. I became weird and hostile on purpose to turn people off. People were casting me into the mold of being damaged and stained, so yeah, I took it and turned it into something to protect myself with.

Despite all this opposition, I managed to graduate with decent grades. A distant aunt, my only decent relative, helped me get into a college in an actual city. She was the black sheep of the family and saw herself in me, maybe? Around this time my mother drank herself to death. Can't blame her for it. She had a life insurance policy that helped me study. City life liberated me. I went into therapy and managed to treat the wounds that town had sliced into me. I got rid of that lovely town, but I guess some part of it never left me.

Years went by. I became a sort of... analytical consultant. I work for an international company that does sort of out of the box analysis for other companies. I won't go into details to protect my identity, but we assists in solving all kinds of situations. Well, in my line of work, I'm sometimes called in to help downsizing operations. This sucks, I feel for the people who get fired, but if I wouldn't do it, someone else would. A couple of years ago I got an assignment to go into three different factories and assess them wholesale, then come with a suggestion on which of them to move abroad. My home town was among those three factories.

You see, the lovely town I grew up in was one of those "one smoke stack towns" like we say in my country. There was one factory and some agriculture - everyone worked in those jobs, like 60% of people in the factory. Rest of the economy rolled around supporting the factory and the people working there. Most of the people were looking forward at nothing but a job at the factory after getting out of school. The religious community running the town ran the factory as well. The big shots in the community tended to be bosses in the factory. This meant that the factory wasn't run that well; promotions were based on "holiness", not on merit or skill.

The trip back to the home town was glorious. Most people didn't recognize me at first. The chubby outcast had become outwards just another corporate drone. I inspected all the paperwork, listened all their speeches and lies, audited the processes. In the process I dropped hints and finally they got who I was.

The factory people threw a party for me then for the old times sake. Many of my old school "buddies" were there. We remembered fake good times together. I threw shadow on every part by pulling up some certain event of bullying I had endured, just see the atmosphere turn awkward. Then I laughed at it like it was always a joke and I had grown out of it. Inside I was seething with hatred and enjoying this all. I really loved seeing their faces, seeing what they had become, because gently caress it, I was going to take it all away from them. In the end they seemed relieved, believing that they were lucky it was me doing the audit, that the hometown boy would protect them.

After my visit - lasting a couple of days - was over I cruised around the town in my rented car, just to see how the people lived and to remember what it was like. My state of mind was something close to sexual arousal. I had never understood why people pursue positions of power, but yeah, now I understood.

The rest is, as they say, history. I wrote a really scathing report, documenting every little flaw and mistake ever done in the town plant. I didn't need to lie or fabricate - I simply took things that existed and polished them till they looked even worse than they were. The factory was shut down and in the following three years, the town died. No business venture ever came to replace it. Drug use and alcohol use spiked, as did crime and domestic violence. Lives fell apart, families fell apart. They still haven't recovered, save for a few brighter souls who moved away.

I still stalk them on social media sometimes, enjoying how lovely their lives are, how they all finally got to pay for what they did to me and my mom. I don't feel a slight bit of remorse. If I could do it all again I would - only I'd first make it so I could be present to watch when they received the news about the factory being shut down. Hell, in my fantasy version of the events, I'd stay in town for a year just to see everyone fall apart.

In reality, I will only go there back once - when my uncle finally dies, I'm going to go and piss on his grave.

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
The prodigal stdh has returned

TheMadMilkman
Dec 10, 2007

Drunk Tomato posted:

From the"Pro Revenge" subreddit:

How do people write stuff like this and think that it makes them look good? He is literally writing himself as a cliche 80s movie villain.

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice
shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: You see, I'm a rape baby.

Trebek has a new favorite as of 16:00 on May 25, 2017

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

Hi guys, I'm just here to boast about destroying an entire town and peoples' livelihoods based on how I was treated as a person, even those people that didn't even work at the factory I shut down or had nothing to do with transforming me into trenchcoat kid.

Well, cya

RenegadeStyle1
Jun 7, 2005

Baby Come Back
I have alot of questions about this story. He is from a small conservative christian town but English isn't his first language? I got the vibe that he was trying to allude to middle america so I guess it could be another country. He's black and the city is run by the KKK but his Uncle who impregnated his mom who I also assume is black and is in a high position of power within the town?

Mr. Belpit
Nov 11, 2008

RenegadeStyle1 posted:

I have alot of questions about this story. He is from a small conservative christian town but English isn't his first language? I got the vibe that he was trying to allude to middle america so I guess it could be another country. He's black and the city is run by the KKK but his Uncle who impregnated his mom who I also assume is black and is in a high position of power within the town?

He said it was like being the only black kid in a KKK town, not that he literally was.

Also the USA isn't the only country in the world with stultifying religious conservative rural small towns.

His story is obviously stdh, but it certainly wasn't confusing nor incomprehensible.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


RenegadeStyle1 posted:

I have alot of questions about this story. He is from a small conservative christian town but English isn't his first language? I got the vibe that he was trying to allude to middle america so I guess it could be another country. He's black and the city is run by the KKK but his Uncle who impregnated his mom who I also assume is black and is in a high position of power within the town?

I think the black/kkk thing was just a comparison to his rape baby/fine Christians I don't think he's actually black in a town run by KKK

Orbs
Apr 1, 2009
~Liberation~

Drunk Tomato posted:

From the"Pro Revenge" subreddit:
I wonder what anime this is from.

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice
I think he grew up in the same town Footloose happened in.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

I thought it was one of those funny "include all of the stereotypes" stories and welp

Drunk Tomato
Apr 23, 2010

If God wanted us sober,
He'd knock the glass over.
I think black/kkk is kind of a strange analogy for a "non native-english speaker" to use. And I get that there are other places with rural hyper-religious attitudes, but small towns with single, dying factories as the sole employer? Everything about this story screams rust belt America. Eh... I guess I could see it being Mexico or Central America, too. Maybe.

But most distressing imo are the other redditors literally getting sexual arousal at this totally true story of totally justified "revenge".

Drunk Tomato has a new favorite as of 20:13 on May 25, 2017

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
I mean there are plenty of places with towns that were big into industry/mining that are now struggling. It's not really an American specific thing.

Oh god I am arguing about the merits of stdh.

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

The thing that sticks out here, to me, is someone thinking he's making himself look good by fabricating a story about destroying the livelihoods of people who had no other place to work because he drew the short straw in life.

Unfortunately this makes even fewer people feel an ounce of sympathy or empathy for "trenchcoat kids" (didn't know that was even a term until today) than there were before, because if there's one thing social outcasts need, it's to be viewed even moreso as vindictive, revenge-obsessed villains that fly off the handle and shoot up schools and destroy jobs because someone was mean to them

I'm a goon, so it's a foregone conclusion that I'm a social outcast, and this one time goons were mean to me and I'm totally fine

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
That guy totally Papers Pleased his hometown.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

I saw this guy's show on Broadway, it was pretty good.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Shangri-Law School posted:

I saw this guy's show on Broadway, it was pretty good.



I'm...I'm not sure what this has to do with STDH. Or is the show being good the poo poo that didn't happen?

maswastaken
Nov 12, 2011

It might have something to do with Trenchcoat, Destroyer of Rural Town up there.

Foglet
Jun 17, 2014

Reality is an illusion.
The universe is a hologram.
Buy gold.

Leavemywife posted:

I'm...I'm not sure what this has to do with STDH. Or is the show being good the poo poo that didn't happen?

The plot of "The Visit" involves an old billionaire lady who returns to her hometown (which had been lovely to her back in the day) to ruin it.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
Oh, okay. Thanks!

I just thought he had posted in the wrong thread.

Fruit Smoothies
Mar 28, 2004

The bat with a ZING
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-40056693

Girl, 11, accuses school of war crime in feedback form.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
How are people so easily fooled by those? His excuse of "well if I made it up, I would have spelled Geneva right!" is bullshit, no you wouldn't, you intentionally spelled it wrong to make it seem more like a kid's writing.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



the bbc giving its weekly reminder of why no one pays their license fee anymore

TheMadMilkman
Dec 10, 2007

Fruit Smoothies posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-40056693

Girl, 11, accuses school of war crime in feedback form.



I'm the mismatched pencil colors AND the different handwriting.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

TheMadMilkman posted:

I'm the mismatched pencil colors AND the different handwriting.

Seriously, this is about as obviously fake as can be. What the gently caress, BBC

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Fruit Smoothies posted:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-40056693

Girl, 11, accuses school of war crime in feedback form.



OK let's just assume for a moment that's genuine; what on earth would she be grounded for - giving feedback when asked to?

e: Because I'm thinking that dude should not have children in his care if that's the case.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Jerry Cotton posted:

OK let's just assume for a moment that's genuine; what on earth would she be grounded for - giving feedback when asked to?

e: Because I'm thinking that dude should not have children in his care if that's the case.

The goal of public school is to be quiet, get in line, and conform.

Tardigrade
Jul 13, 2012

Half arthropod, half marshmallow, all cute.
Is it wrong that I saw that news article on the BBC site and immediately went to this thread to see if it had gotten there?

life is killing me
Oct 28, 2007

He should do nothing because this didn't happen.

If it had happened, he should still do nothing because it's not a crime to think that mass punishment in grade school falls under the Geneva Conventions

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Len posted:

The goal of public school is to be quiet, get in line, and conform.

That Robin Williams film was just fiction I think.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

Not Always Right posted:

(It’s the day before Christmas and we’re packed with people picking up their orders. I’m helping a customer when my coworker helps the next person in line.)

Customer: *while pulling out a knife* “Give me all your money! NOW!”

Coworker: *panics*

Me: *grabbing the biggest knife on the counter* “I’m sorry, what did you say, [Customer]?

(The customer, a former classmate of mine who was on drugs, ran out of the door after seeing me with that knife. The customers didn’t have a clue what was happening.)

:sigh:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

If you're going to write stdh, at least pretend that you said "that's not a knife, THIS is a knife" :cmon:

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Hahaha, armed robbers aren't "customers" dummy

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Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
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