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WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

Venom Snake posted:

The only poo poo hole I'm a tankie for and forever will be is Albania. Where my Houxtra-bro's at

https://www.twitter.com/getfiscal hth

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Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

sudo rm -rf posted:

that dude is really dumb

no u r

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


Trump: George Washington had never held political office before his election. Just saying.
Bernie: John Adams lost his first presidential election after getting ratfucked by delegates. Just saying.
Cruz: Teddy Roosevelt also killed a whole lot of people before becoming President of the United States. Just saying.

(fair warning, my source on the Adams thing is HBO's John Adams)

loquacius has issued a correction as of 19:38 on May 26, 2017

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

#RESIST


Seriously though, what is the point of these articles?

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

If Trump is going to be outrageous and anti-European, the Europeans can poo poo on Trump and basically call for his ouster, which is pretty outrageous

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Klaus wants his germanybux

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Klaus planning a piss putsch

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Klaus is a mess. Klaus is a waste.

Signed, Krampus!

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Germans couldn't even take out a wheelchair-bound US pres let alone the healthiest in history. Sad!

the 2016 lover
May 29, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/jackallisonLOL/status/868174588500336640

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Suk Zone: Hillary Emerges from her Cocoon.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


JK Rowling is also batshit

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wow I'm glad the C-3PO actor found a life after Star Wars in politics.

Nonsense posted:

JK Rowling is also batshit

Rowling is like a reverse Ayn Rand in that she relied on welfare in order to write her book, became insanely rich, and now supports destroying welfare.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Can't zuck the cuck

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


All he's missing is Lin-Manuel Miranda for the perfect trifecta

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

zuck is 46

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hillary Clinton had a son?!?!?!

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

Frijolero posted:


#RESIST


Seriously though, what is the point of these articles?

this reads like hes trying to encourage another lee harvey oswald

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

In 2020 Trump wins his 2016 states, plus Minnesota, New Hampshire and Colorado and we will never hear the loving end of it.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Venom Snake posted:

The only poo poo hole I'm a tankie for and forever will be is Albania. Where my Houxtra-bro's at

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBwCbBrsrWs
here u go


man somehow i had avoided hearing his voice before and now i want to cram him into a locker even more

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
SHE PERSISTED: Hillary Clinton Gets Into Coughing Fit at Wellesley College, Blames Allergies

https://heatst.com/politics/she-persisted-hillary-clinton-gets-into-coughing-fit-at-wellesley-college-blames-allergies/

lol

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Trump is going to get Puerto Rico into the union just so he can win even more EC votes over 2016

Post Alone
Mar 29, 2010


ZUCKERBERG: How can I deliver a political trope while being as condescending as possible?

GHOST OF ELECTIONS PAST (RIGHT SHOULDER): Talk about bootstraps.

GHOST OF ELECTIONS PAST (LEFT SHOULDER): Use Facebook data to cite a popular celebrity.

ZUCKERBERG, TRIANGULATING: Celebrity... bootstraps?

*wild applause*

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Trump is going to invade the foreign country of Porto Rico and install a local military governor, Ted Cruz.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Frijolero posted:

Trump is going to invade the foreign country of Porto Rico and install a local military governor, Ted Cruz.

You mean we get Ted Cruz not only out of the senate but out of the continental US? Maybe this Trump guy isn't so bad...

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

One lanyard to rule them all
One lanyard to find them
One lanyard to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them
in Menlo where the shadows lie

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod



maybe you'd be seen as a major resistance figure if you hadn't vanished into smoke after the election and then only showed up to talk to rich people


there are probably posters in this thread who are jumping with joy that abuela's back in the race for president

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012



https://twitter.com/jackallisonlol/status/868180458076606464

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Condiv posted:

there are probably posters in this thread who are jumping with joy that abuela's back in the race for president

its me

im the hillaryman specter haunting this thread

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


paranoid randroid posted:

its me

im the hillaryman specter haunting this thread

stay safe hillary ghost

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Condiv posted:

maybe you'd be seen as a major resistance figure if you hadn't vanished into smoke after the election and then only showed up to talk to rich people


there are probably posters in this thread who are jumping with joy that abuela's back in the race for president

do you have forums schizophrenia

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Condiv posted:

stay safe hillary ghost

*rattles chains balefully @ u*

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


Title text (optional; no images are allowed, only text)
I really hope Hillary worms her way into Obamas organization and poisons all future democrats

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod



need a combo of :barf: and :eyepop: for this one

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


pushpins posted:

I really hope Hillary worms her way into Obamas organization and poisons all future democrats

how'd this post from 2008 leak into the thread?

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

So that's what the end of democracy sounds like, a whiny piece of poo poo.

Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004

Thank you terror, thank you disillusionment

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
HEY GUYS LET THE VOID HAVE ALL YOUR MEDICAL DATA ITS FINE I SWEAR

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Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Implying we wouldn't be resisting Hillary's bad neo-lib policies as POTUS :grin:

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