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JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax

All americans are hilariously defensive about how stupid they are

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NeurosisHead
Jul 22, 2007

NONONONONONONONONO

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

All americans are hilariously defensive about how stupid they are

NUH UH *racks shotgun*

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

This is a good ending.

All too often these chucklefucks start shooting.

The sovereign citizens, not the cops.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/868181752271056899

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
http://i.imgur.com/WnNDdzA.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/cwp5rQ1.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/9dHQtox.gifv

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

Bro, you think you've had the worst day ever? I once had a single slice of processed cheese product tossed on my forehead -- while asleep!

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

Where is his camera?

Phuzun
Jul 4, 2007

Burning_Monk posted:

Where is his camera?

He uses the same camera to film porn.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Phuzun posted:

He uses the same camera to film porn.

Fleshlight camera attachment.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

https://twitter.com/funder/status/868142498450989058

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVUB3ORf8RM

Lol at the school bus. That's one way to get kids to do more walking I guess.

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe

Every successive photo I see of this guy looks like the next frame for a stop-motion death in a grindhouse movie.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

AtomD posted:

Every successive photo I see of this guy looks like the next frame for a stop-motion death in a grindhouse movie.

He’s the portrait. Who is his Dorian Grey?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

All americans are hilariously defensive about how stupid they are

I'm as American as you can be, from Texas, all that. And let me tell you, people here are beyond stupid. But people are this stupid all over the world; spent a long time in Japan I've met some seriously stupid people there.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


Steve Bannon probably puts a lot of work looking like poo poo.

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
Amusement parks aren't always fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDhj_SM6z5k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1vdxe5_oQ4

Nutsak
Jul 21, 2005
All balls.

LifeSunDeath posted:

I'm as American as you can be, from Texas, all that. And let me tell you, people here are beyond stupid. But people are this stupid all over the world; spent a long time in Japan I've met some seriously stupid people there.

Texan tourists ?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

flosofl posted:

Seems like it was Atifas taking out other Antifas, so nothing of value was lost.
No it doesn't. He hit a bunch of alt-right nerds.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Nutsak posted:

Texan tourists ?

"American tourists" works just as well

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Saint Freak posted:

I assume there are no laws in Texas at all for that theater location, but as far as I can tell it's actually illegal in New York to refuse service based on gender?

Ladies nights where men have to pay cover charge and women don't are legal, so its fine.

Burning_Monk
Jan 11, 2005
Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know

Zaphod42 posted:

Ladies nights where men have to pay cover charge and women don't are legal, so its fine.

Not legal in California however.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
It's apparently like a tiny percentage of his investments and last I heard there was no evidence of wrongdoing, so don't get excited about it. Get excited about him having just gotten a job where he has to answer to an entire state with this horrible, horrible temper!

The_end
May 17, 2014

Chicken poo poo dude breaks up with his girlfriend on the roller coaster.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

SpacePig posted:

It's one thing to flatly refuse service across the board, but I wonder if that would hold true for a one-night-only event.

There's tons of Curves gyms around where I'm at that literally do exactly that. I know they've gotten sued by some shitbirds a few times, but I still don't see any guys going in there. Note that I have zero problem with either the theater or Curves, just wanted to point out a real world example of your question.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?

I've been told that a spinning kick like the blue guy is winding up to would give him 3 points, while a ring out is 1 point. It's right at the end so red guy, who is winning 4-1, takes the ringout instead of the kick. Someone correct me if that's not accurate.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




ShineDog
May 21, 2007
It is inevitable!
This is just astonishing. What a kid.

ShineDog has a new favorite as of 16:28 on May 27, 2017

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

The_end posted:

Chicken poo poo dude breaks up with his girlfriend on the roller coaster.

I refuse to believe that's real. It's just too perfect. The looks they're both wearing at the end really makes it though.

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

chitoryu12 posted:

The one who slides to his feet and then gets his legs swept by the incoming bike?
Yes :allears:

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Inspector Gesicht posted:

Steve Bannon probably puts a lot of work looking like poo poo.

He looks like he always smells of sour milk or vinegar or something.

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

Platystemon posted:

This is a good ending.

All too often these chucklefucks start shooting.

The sovereign citizens, not the cops.

Is SovCit a thing in the African American community? Or is it mostly rural whites?

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

This gif almost killed me as I was unprepared for the final act.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

hanales posted:

Is SovCit a thing in the African American community? Or is it mostly rural whites?

No one knows. Cops shoot them before getting close enough to find out.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

hanales posted:

Is SovCit a thing in the African American community? Or is it mostly rural whites?

Wesley Snipes fell for it pretty hard

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

hanales posted:

Is SovCit a thing in the African American community? Or is it mostly rural whites?

It's not unheard of to have PoC sov cits but it's pretty rare. The entire movement is heavily intertwined with the militia/far right/white supremacy scenes so there just isn't a lot of opportunity for them to learn about it.

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef
I remember a black SovCit-adjacent group coming up some time ago in either this thread or an old SovCit thread, but I can't recall their name.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

hanales posted:

Is SovCit a thing in the African American community? Or is it mostly rural whites?

It started with rural whites but today there are large numbers of African American adherents.

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer
I'm pretty sure that SovCit who encountered the Terminator cop who just straight ripped the window out of his car was black. Don't have the video handy but i wouldn't mind a repost. It's always good for a laugh.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Toast Museum posted:

I remember a black SovCit-adjacent group coming up some time ago in either this thread or an old SovCit thread, but I can't recall their name.

Moors?

https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/intelligence-report/2011/%E2%80%98sovereigns%E2%80%99-black

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Strudel Man
May 19, 2003
ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

It's not unheard of to have PoC sov cits but it's pretty rare. The entire movement is heavily intertwined with the militia/far right/white supremacy scenes so there just isn't a lot of opportunity for them to learn about it.
There's quite a few. They even have their own strand of it, "Moorish Law." http://www.rawstory.com/2014/08/sovereign-citizens-express-fears-of-lawlessness-by-rejecting-laws/

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