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Groovelord Neato posted:jared really is one dumb mutherfucker. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. His father actually went to jail for illegal campaign contributions. In 2005.  The father's cover up of it is what landed him in jail.
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May 27, 2017 01:13
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I keep alternating between "Oh hell yeah everyone is gonna rot in jail for this" and near-covok levels of "oh I forgot nothing matters and odds are everyone's gonna get off this poo poo scott free" and for once I think the truth is somewhere in the middle of this one. Maybe it'll just be flynn and jkush and the GOP will say "Welp job's done back to killing folks"
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Russia wanted Trump just to get rid of sanctions. They have no loyalty to him. Maybe they can make a deal with Pence in exchange for the piss tape. Edit: where did the 'nothing matters' start? Was it SNL or did someone say it before then?
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Krispy Kareem posted:Russia wanted Trump just to get rid of sanctions. They have no loyalty to him. That's the only reason Trump hasn't been burned yet. As soon as those sanctions are gone, we're going to see a whole lot of people dropping dead and evidence being "found".
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Russia like everyone else Trump screwed, thought they could control a backstabbing mentally unstable orange piece of poo poo. All they really did is piss Rubles into Trump's wallet and are here to collect, but are getting stonewalled by a Republican base too stupid to know what kind of toxic swamp they now swim in. If anything the most likely scenario eventually will be CIA/Military Coup when the Republicans start to betray each other to look like the clean part of the government.
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Can someone post the Russian This is Fine Dog
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Krispy Kareem posted:Russia wanted Trump just to get rid of sanctions. They have no loyalty to him. Literally began on election night.
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In the Trump/Bluth fiction Jared is definitely, 100% Tobias Fünke. I'm imagining a classic misunderstanding scenario where some russian agent was making conversation with him and started dropping all circuitous language and had a more direct exchange like this: Agent: So I can--how you say, 'scratch your back'...? Kush: Oh yes, I could really use that! My lumbar is killing me, do you use hot stones? Agent: Uhh, am not certain what 'hot stones' is, but *looks around* I can get you back channel in Russia. Kush: Oh, I don't know if I've heard of those, are they the curved stick things? Agent: *uncertain stare* Kush: Nevermind, I've probably never seen one if they are only available in Russia. Oh, what the hell, yes!! I'd be very interested in this back channel
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Krispy Kareem posted:Russia wanted Trump just to get rid of sanctions. They have no loyalty to him. Actually they wanted sanctions dropped and they wanted to sew some chaos into the American political system similar to what happened to them when the CCCP fell apart.
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Lote posted:The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. His father actually went to jail for illegal campaign contributions. In 2005. There is a notable lack of dogs in this post. 
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This counts as a , right?quote:The White House intervened in order to add an extra littoral combat ship to Navy's budget request a day after the budget was released, three sources familiar with the decision told CNN, in a move that has befuddled lawmakers and budget experts. http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/26/politics/littoral-combat-ship-white-house-intervene/index.html
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May 27, 2017 01:23
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Krispy Kareem posted:
Are you ready? https://twitter.com/bencjacobs/status/692155362552778752
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Bhaal posted:I love this part. You're gonna love it too. This one's a little older and I remember it getting posted in this forum https://twitter.com/EricTeetsel/status/689120119989997568
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Bhaal posted:I love this part. You're gonna love it too. I really think this is my favorite subplot of the entire trump presidency. its just 
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Arturo Ui posted:This one's a little older and I remember it getting posted in this forum It would be funny if Jacobs had started that stupid meme but I'm pretty sure it was this guy who was like Jeb's campaign manager and was this seminole moment of Jeb's and the GOP's hopelessness against Trump.
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Donnie just needs to nip this one before it gets out of control and issue a pardon to Jared. Do it. You know you want to. Pardon him.
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ReidRansom posted:Donnie just needs to nip this one before it gets out of control and issue a pardon to Jared. Do it. You know you want to. Pardon him. I don't think you can preemptively pardon someone? He hasn't been charged with anything
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May 27, 2017 01:36
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There are days when I welcome the thought of being eaten by a swarm of pigs
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Spaced God posted:I don't think you can preemptively pardon someone? He hasn't been charged with anything I think you can. Either way, they both know what he did. Easy to tailor the pardon to fit. Do it, you orange fucker.
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STAC Goat posted:It would be funny if Jacobs had started that stupid meme but I'm pretty sure it was this guy who was like Jeb's campaign manager and was this seminole moment of Jeb's and the GOP's hopelessness against Trump. I thought it was the Jeb screaming out a car window while driving away "Did I say his name? Did I say his name?!"
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Party Plane Jones posted:At this point we're just waiting for Notch's body to be discovered hanging in his mansion; dude really went off the deep end of depression/moronism after moving to LA and realized he's sitting in a 6000 sq foot multimillion dollar home and knows nobody. I already told him he'd be happier if he gave me a tiny percentage of his money but 
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Remember a pardon deletes your 5th amendment.
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Arturo Ui posted:This one's a little older and I remember it getting posted in this forum "Nothing Matters" coming from Jeb's(!) camp is really poetic as well. It's a win/win
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May 27, 2017 01:43
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Mercury Ballistic posted:Remember a pardon deletes your 5 the amendment. If he refused to testify is it up to Congress to punish him? Because I imagine the GOP would be totally okay just... not?
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Nah, pretty sure contempt of Congress or a court is pretty easy to prosecute.
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Part of me wonders if it would be beneficial to get a pardon, not testify, and then go to jail for contempt because the punishment for that would be way less than, say, the punishment for undermining the nation. Plus it's just JKush, not anyone he could incriminate by testifying. That'd be some real Mafia rear end poo poo
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There's a reason Presidents wait until they're almost out of office to pardon people. It's a remarkably unpopular perk. Pardoning family to protect yourself would go over like a brick.
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Spaced God posted:Part of me wonders if it would be beneficial to get a pardon, not testify, and then go to jail for contempt because the punishment for that would be way less than, say, the punishment for undermining the nation. Plus it's just JKush, not anyone he could incriminate by testifying. That'd be some real Mafia rear end poo poo The punishment for contempt is jail until you testify if they so choose.
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I hope media hits the stuff about Jared's dad a lot because I want to see the Kushners start to be referenced to as a "white collar crime family".
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Spaced God posted:Part of me wonders if it would be beneficial to get a pardon, not testify, and then go to jail for contempt because the punishment for that would be way less than, say, the punishment for undermining the nation. Plus it's just JKush, not anyone he could incriminate by testifying. That'd be some real Mafia rear end poo poo Kushner doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who can handle a long stretch to keep the Family's secrets.
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Krispy Kareem posted:There's a reason Presidents wait until they're almost out of office to pardon people. It's a remarkably unpopular perk. I can't believe there isn't a :nothingmatters: emote yet. I feel like it would save a lot of people a lot of time
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Groovelord Neato posted:jared really is one dumb mutherfucker. The dude is a literal slumlord. So yeah, don't expect much.
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May 27, 2017 01:54
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Also, their may be many counts of contempt should they wish to frame it that way.
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Mercury Ballistic posted:Remember a pardon deletes your 5th amendment. Which then you can also be pardoned for.
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Starmaker posted:I can't believe there isn't a :nothingmatters: emote yet. We need a :covok:
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That's fine too A little cartoon of Ben Jacobs getting his glasses broken, frowning, and saying "nothing matters"
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Krispy Kareem posted:There's a reason Presidents wait until they're almost out of office to pardon people. It's a remarkably unpopular perk. He doesn't care. He's at 40% approval and his voters don't care if he shoots someone on 5th avenue.
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