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*has an assful of fist*
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# ? May 25, 2017 20:50 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:56 |
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*finds new species of flower, destroys it* Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent. *rapes everyone*
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# ? May 25, 2017 21:01 |
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*is confused by whats seen in the jakes*
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# ? May 25, 2017 21:04 |
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DoctorG0nzo posted:Whatever in creation exists without my knowledge exists without my consent.
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# ? May 25, 2017 21:08 |
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Trunko posted:*is confused by whats seen in the jakes* Actually although that movie has cowboys it is not set in the "old" west, where homosexuality was not yet invented
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# ? May 25, 2017 21:08 |
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*spits*
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# ? May 25, 2017 21:18 |
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*is woken out of drunken stupor by having head dunked in house trough*
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# ? May 25, 2017 22:23 |
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I put two in the back of that cocksucker Liberty Valance's head and that little back-east bitch gets all the credit.
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# ? May 26, 2017 03:19 |
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*buys a lemon at the pre-owned horse dealer*
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# ? May 26, 2017 05:23 |
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*goes totally blood meridian on an indian and a mexican, whoops and hollers*
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# ? May 26, 2017 05:38 |
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Space Taxi posted:*buys a lemon at the pre-owned horse dealer* Rode it outta Dodge and three fuckin miles out it thought of ants and died
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# ? May 26, 2017 05:57 |
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Wyatt, I am rolling.
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# ? May 26, 2017 07:14 |
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Go on now! Git!
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# ? May 26, 2017 07:42 |
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I have an rear end flap on my underwear.
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# ? May 26, 2017 07:56 |
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*Dreams of a day when some manner of lubricant or perhaps a water displacement formula will be developed for quieting squeaky wind mills*
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# ? May 27, 2017 03:02 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkJLJvDnbS0
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# ? May 27, 2017 03:44 |
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*has a stinky rear end in a top hat* *take radium pills to alleviate headache * *dies with a stinky rear end in a top hat*
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# ? May 27, 2017 11:19 |
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*Knows at least 13 people with the nickname "Doc"*
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# ? May 27, 2017 12:20 |
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*forgets which horse is mine, takes random one from front of saloon.* *goes into slow-mo and mows down four poker players after losing $5,000 on my first hand with a queen high, instead of bothering to listen to five minute explanation of how the game is played*
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# ? May 27, 2017 14:24 |
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*gets teleported to sepia toned future while being hung by the neck, goes on insane rampage before being ironically strangled with a curtain cord in a fistfight*
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# ? May 27, 2017 16:21 |
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Says howdy doo Doesn't swear around women and children
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# ? May 27, 2017 16:23 |
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*is about to be hanged from a railroad bridge by Union soldiers, escapes and swims to freedom when rope snaps* *lol j/k*
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# ? May 27, 2017 16:55 |
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alpaca diseases posted:*gets teleported to sepia toned future while being hung by the neck, goes on insane rampage before being ironically strangled with a curtain cord in a fistfight* A good episode
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# ? May 27, 2017 17:55 |
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"Y'all shyet mutherfeckas dayum shittas gonna be taughtta lesson !!! Nyeeeermerderfuckars!!!!!" *Downs an entire bottle of whiskey, guns down entire family with a lever action shotgun because wife did not want a seventh kid on the ranch* *Doesn't bother removing bodies* *Rides into the closest town's bar the next day for whoring, comes back 7 hours later after a roaming posse of bandits moved in.* *Gets shot square in the skull by one hiding out in the hayloft, never saw it coming, and left to rot on the spot*
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# ? May 28, 2017 18:05 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 15:56 |
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*poo poo gets real in the saloon* *scoops my poker winnings into my hat and ducks under the table*
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# ? May 29, 2017 02:17 |