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paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Make a Lena Dunham subforum and train every GBS poster to it

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Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
amy schumer's worst feature by far is her gross baby mouth, its sooooo small god why is it so small????

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

amy has got a puffy face ergo she has a puffy vagina

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Tiberius Christ posted:

amy has got a puffy face ergo she has a puffy vagina

You know what they say: fat cheeks, fat lips

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
How did Amy manage to be the least funny thing in her own movie

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

ElGroucho posted:

How did Amy manage to be the least funny thing in her own movie

She was awful. I had to watch "Schindler's List" afterwards to cheer up.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Blue Train posted:

I tried watching some clips of broad city seeing as everyone says it's good; it's not. Here is an example http://www.cc.com/video-clips/rgimi0/broad-city-the-holocaust-museum-of-abbi-abrams

I dont know if its good anymore but it definitely used to be good

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
hannibal burress is the best part of broad city. and ilana is pretty hot.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?



This guy look just like me

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh


Where's the matching "Did you molest her too?" tweet?

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe

lol its a lost allman brother

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Mammal Sauce posted:

Where's the matching "Did you molest her too?" tweet?

https://twitter.com/bjorbork/status/862779191657287681

quote:

I still haven't had an abortion, but I wish I had

quote:

I can’t imagine a passionate affair with a native man... Yellowish Fever: I know I said I could never imagine a Japanese affair, but I’ve changed my mind. Kazu, the art handler hanging my mom’s show, is gorgeous like the strong, sexy, dreadlocked Mongol in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

quote:

An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.'

quote:

Just found my 'creativity journal' from 2005. It begins: 'I dreamed I was a prostitute and that I molested a little African American rodent.

quote:

“Dog or Jewish Boyfriend? A Quiz.”

quote:

‘No one would be calling me a racist if they knew how badly I wanted to gently caress Drake.’

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 17:21 on May 26, 2017

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
from a des moines 3 to a des moines 5. congrats, lena.

DiHK
Feb 4, 2013

by Azathoth
Yeah but the DeMoines scale only goes to 7 because of unrelated farming accidents.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Lena Dunham mor elike Leen A DONE HAM hahahahahhahaha

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Good job Lena. Im a fan of her at any size.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Jastiger posted:

Good job Lena. Im a fan of her at any size.

I've been wondering where you were for ages, in this, a thread about Lena.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Lena Dunham is a racist in that way that only an oblivious rich white woman can be

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


She lost a bit of weight from her stupid head.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 15:37 on May 27, 2017

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

good for her. unfortunately she's still as dumb as a post

Secular Humanist posted:

amy schumer's worst feature by far is her gross baby mouth
nah it's her leno-esque chin. if it were normal sized then she'd look much better, i don't mind a little thickness

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

"My sister in every sense of the word"

She trolling

actually, i'm pretty sure it's a reference to the fact that they gently caress like ALL the time

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Radical and BADical! posted:

actually, i'm pretty sure it's a reference to the fact that they gently caress like ALL the time

Yep I think that's what she's insinuating too. She so edgy.

cnut
May 3, 2016

I wouldn't know LD even existed if not for gibbis so thanks for letting me know she lost weight, I guess.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


faces of meth - greyjoy edition

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

Yep I think that's what she's insinuating too. She so edgy.

i realized later that i didn't need the 'actually' in my post because it was a transparent and completely obvious, low-hanging fruit of a joke (like much of Schumer's work) but yeah Lena Dunham plays with Amy's vagina when she's sleeping without her consent, just throwing that out therre

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill

Toadvine posted:

in case anyone wonders why people don't like lena dunham, its because shes a privileged yuppy far out of touch who does not deserve the platform she is on

GOOD COMPANY; A Crunchy Menu For a Youthful Crowd


her rich dad's art is cool though


This sums it up.

Season 1 of Girls had that scene with a drunken Lena claiming NOT to be the voice of her generation, and it was written in a way that suggested that that's something a voice of a generation would totally say.

She is the wealthier version of a trustfund punk that flaunts neck tattoos, multiple piercings, and wacky blue hair all while looking down on the normies. That person can coast thru life looking like a clown. Normies have to keep up appearances for their three part time jobs.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


She lost weight because she's been eating fresh :v:

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 15:36 on May 27, 2017

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


get that OUT of my face posted:

nah it's her leno-esque chin. if it were normal sized then she'd look much better, i don't mind a little thickness

I mean, just look at it.

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

I mean, just look at it.


all i see here is a perfectly normal picture of noted sexiest woman in the worls ugly fat joke stealer amy schumer

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


I've just grown up a LOT after that reality check and :same:

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

I mean, just look at it.


Rocky Dennis' transition coming along nicely.

Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 01:39 on May 28, 2017

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.
A Lena Dunham GBS thread only at six pages after three days? A flop.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

The more weight she loses the shorter these threads will be maybe

MullardEL34
Sep 30, 2008

Basking in the cathode glow

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

I mean, just look at it.


GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


quote:

In a deleted scene, Rick says that he has eaten there and thinks the whole thing is a front so that the owner can harass people in the bathroom.

That does sound like Lena :tinfoil:

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 08:59 on May 28, 2017

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
I feel like "Inside Amy Schumer" is a Jeopardy! question

"what are doughnuts, Alex" :mrapig:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

cool new Polack jokes posted:

I feel like "Inside Amy Schumer" is a Jeopardy! question

"what are doughnuts, Alex" :mrapig:

Oh haha not lena Dunham though, she's losing weight.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
There's no way Lena Ham will lose a lot of weight. Her whole schtick is empowering overweight women.

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

The Dennis System posted:

There's no way Lena Ham will lose a lot of weight. Her whole schtick is empowering overweight women. the makers of Soliqua.

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Roflan
Nov 25, 2007

I've lost 15lbs in the past 35 days and my big weight loss secret is... Eat less.

I still don't know who Lena Dunham is even and forgot who she was since the last time I asked in the last thread about her...

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