Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

DynamiteSurprise posted:

"I can't give you emotional support but I can give you tech support."

lol irl

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!
You look hot if you walk only on underwear

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)

DynamiteSurprise posted:


"I can't give you emotional support but I can give you tech support."

this just makes me sad

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
they forgot to put Stan Kelly in the corner going "let the bhabis hit the floor"

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
All the single bhabis
(all the single bhabis)
all the single bhabis
(all the single bhabis)

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
Bhuvan has standards, take care of yourself ladies

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
friendzone self own

One in the Bum
Apr 25, 2014

Hair Elf
I am getting the special feelings for you

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Krycek posted:

I am getting the special feelings for you

In light of Sweet Indian Uncles, of course Milhouse's dad would move to India.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!

Krycek posted:

I am getting the special feelings for you

But you must comb your hair correctly :colbert:

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
I'm very picky about the hairstyles of women who would never touch my sad dick in a million years.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
how I neg a bitch: "yo we can just be friends but you gotta comb your hair. Hello? HELLO?!?"

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Sydney Bottocks posted:

But you must comb your hair correctly :colbert:

maybe he's just India's biggest Mishka Shubaly fan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3q8T_oHTus

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

even after all these pages of hot bhabhis/uncles I still feel like I'm looking through a postage stamp sized window at the loving bizarre world of Indian guys jerking it to completely innocuous photos.
I bet there's a guy out there in a thatch hut who wears speedos made of leaves and eats ants for snacks, and he's looking at this water-logged porno that washed up in the river, and he can't make heads or tails out of our fixation on titties and on ejaculating literally everywhere except the place we're supposed to.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Why you was not doing the reply?

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

This is a top-notch selfie tbh

5er
Jun 1, 2000

KomodoWagon posted:

This is a top-notch selfie tbh

I would totally selfie with a goat.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

"and 108 others"

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Nice shirt, nice composition, nice goat kid got it all.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

"and 108 others"

the whole village

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Tired Moritz posted:

this just makes me sad

Maybe in your next life you can be from India too! :unsmith:

SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!

this kid owns

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.




Mashallah

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer
"No" to putting your bodily fluids on your wife with her permission but "yes" to marrying another woman without her permission. Hmmmm.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
please don't make ghouls with or without your wife

Switzerland
Feb 18, 2005
Do what thou must do.
"Wear a condom that way there is no contact between her rectum and my anus"

:what:

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


I wanna know what type of anal sex he's thinking about where his anus would touch her rectum.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Anal sex obviously means two anuses having sex with each other.

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
Suck my stones.

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Sos only

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
I rape Punjab shack windows

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012


I like to think of the second image as the answer key to a bizarre textbook. Also, I want a sitcom called "Allah Knows Best"

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I am amazed that guy is actually against slavery

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
piss is gross

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Sounds pretty boring tbh if I can't even make a bowl of ghusl with my wife.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!
Please everyone, always make sure to rinse your mouth afterwoods.

  • Locked thread