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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB gameday week eight: the place to post about how the bullpen fucked you

Furnaceface: Oct 21, 2004

https://twitter.com/stv798/status/868547538017824769

# ? May 27, 2017 20:24

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# ? May 21, 2024 12:58

Zigmidge: May 12, 2002; Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

Furnaceface posted:

https://twitter.com/stv798/status/868547538017824769

This is such sweetness to see after watching Joe Smith let him leave the ballpark happy, last night.

# ? May 27, 2017 20:32

LonesomeCrowdedWest: May 8, 2008

What a double play by Goins and Travis

# ? May 27, 2017 20:35

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

How will the White Sox waste bases loaded, no outs? Stay tuned!

# ? May 27, 2017 20:38

iKickDogs: Aug 31, 2001

Jed Lowrie just got ejected for arguing balls and strikes.

Yes, lol gameday, but that where strike three was. Free Jed Lowrie.

# ? May 27, 2017 20:56

Dutchy: Jul 8, 2010

Really you could tell Jed was going to get thrown out at some point after the at-bat before that, where he took five balls and got called out on strikes

e: lol

https://twitter.com/AthleticsUmp/status/868558154585559041

Dutchy fucked around with this message at 21:06 on May 27, 2017

# ? May 27, 2017 21:02

Zigmidge: May 12, 2002; Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

Nice throw to first, Odor :smug:

:smug:

# ? May 27, 2017 21:09

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We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

Zigmidge posted:

Nice throw to first, Odor

He's had a bit of a rough day getting to first.

# ? May 27, 2017 21:11

iKickDogs: Aug 31, 2001

Dutchy posted:

Really you could tell Jed was going to get thrown out at some point after the at-bat before that, where he took five balls and got called out on strikes

I missed that AB, but it explains him going from 0 to THAT WAS HORSESHIT so quickly.

# ? May 27, 2017 21:11

Happy_Misanthrope: Aug 3, 2007; "I wanted to kill you, go to your funeral, and anyone who showed up to mourn you, I wanted to kill them too."

Love me excellent first-strike calls

# ? May 27, 2017 21:13

Dutchy: Jul 8, 2010

iKickDogs posted:

I missed that AB, but it explains him going from 0 to THAT WAS HORSESHIT so quickly.

http://imgur.com/JXJPexW

he took all of these pitches, it was really bad

# ? May 27, 2017 21:14

iKickDogs: Aug 31, 2001

Dutchy posted:

http://imgur.com/JXJPexW

he took all of these pitches, it was really bad

lol

can't see balls, can't see strikes, can't see ballboys

https://i.imgur.com/oKdzElN.mp4

# ? May 27, 2017 21:14

Koopa Kid: Aug 21, 2007

Literally none of these pitches have been strikes

# ? May 27, 2017 21:16

LonesomeCrowdedWest: May 8, 2008

Joe west is also having a bad game behind the plate

# ? May 27, 2017 21:18

Zigmidge: May 12, 2002; Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

Joe West

:ughh:

# ? May 27, 2017 21:19

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

Joe west is also having a bad game behind the plate

You say this like it's surprising...

# ? May 27, 2017 21:20

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

Joe west is also having a bad game behind the plate

https://twitter.com/BlueJaysUmp/status/868561397172535297

Pillar's "strike 1" was pretty much the same. I hope the first thing the roboumps do when they take over is bludgeon Joe West.

# ? May 27, 2017 21:21

abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

is that angel hernandez who just tossed hosmer and yost in the top of the first?

good stuff

# ? May 27, 2017 21:25

The Pussy Boss: Nov 2, 2004

Eric Hosmer said a naughty word to the ump, and now he's gone

# ? May 27, 2017 21:25

LonesomeCrowdedWest: May 8, 2008

Wow Goins

# ? May 27, 2017 21:25

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Jays win! Rangers lose! :toot:

:toot:

# ? May 27, 2017 21:27

Zigmidge: May 12, 2002; Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

Odor loses! :toot:

:toot:

# ? May 27, 2017 21:28

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

A's 2 hit the Yankees :toot:

:toot:

# ? May 27, 2017 21:29

shadok: Dec 12, 2004; You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.; Fun Shoe

Zigmidge posted:

Odor loses!

Bautista wins! :toot:

:toot:

# ? May 27, 2017 21:33

Zigmidge: May 12, 2002; Exsqueeze me, why the sour face? I'm here to lemon aid you. Let's juice it.

shadok posted:

Bautista wins!

He had the biggest smile on his face after catching Odor's fly out, last night. You could see those pearly whites from the 500 level.

# ? May 27, 2017 21:35

Longpig Bard: Dec 29, 2004

https://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2017/05/27/1433625683/1495916992853/asset_1800K.mp4

# ? May 27, 2017 21:56

Good Dog: Oct 16, 2008; Who threw this cat at me?; Clapping Larry

coupbrick posted:

https://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2017/05/27/1433625683/1495916992853/asset_1800K.mp4

Mike Trout: still good at baseball

114mph off the bat at a 24* angle seems like it'd be further than the 443' they claim.

# ? May 27, 2017 22:25

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

That was awesome Bandy

# ? May 27, 2017 22:26

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

BULL

DOZIER

:toot:

:toot:

# ? May 27, 2017 22:28

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

NEVER BUNT

HIT DINGERS

# ? May 27, 2017 22:28

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

holy poo poo that jbjr catch

# ? May 27, 2017 22:38

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

:toot:

TWINS WIN

:toot:

# ? May 27, 2017 22:47

iKickDogs: Aug 31, 2001

bump_fn posted:

holy poo poo that jbjr catch

make a good catch, hit a good dinger.

it's the way.

# ? May 27, 2017 22:47

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

iKickDogs posted:

make a good catch, hit a good dinger.

it's the way.

he's real good

# ? May 27, 2017 22:48

Deki: May 12, 2008; It's Hammer Time!

Infidel Castro posted:

TWINS WIN

I'm happy and all but Sano striking out so much is frustrating me.

# ? May 27, 2017 22:56

iospace: Jan 19, 2038

Bye grienke

# ? May 27, 2017 23:06

abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

ichiro needs to retire

# ? May 27, 2017 23:20

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

loving lol seattle

# ? May 27, 2017 23:23

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Eric Sogard owns.

# ? May 27, 2017 23:27

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iKickDogs: Aug 31, 2001

jbj is pfg

# ? May 27, 2017 23:29

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