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If you've ever thought, "I'd like to see the 1929 home movies of the man who helped invent the frozen food industry", here you go. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-qSEHrhS9c
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FreudianSlippers posted:Kingsman is a Bond film taken to it's logical extreme. Exactly. As a huge Bond fan, I adored what they did. It's hilarious.
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# ? May 28, 2017 01:43 |
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Alien Covenant was solid
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# ? May 28, 2017 01:59 |
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Alien Covenant was solid Yeah. I want to see it again, but I'm gonna have to wait for home video. Oh man, "home video" makes me sound like an old person.
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# ? May 28, 2017 02:02 |
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Snak posted:Yeah. I want to see it again, but I'm gonna have to wait for home video. David owns
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# ? May 28, 2017 02:08 |
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David did nothing wrong.
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# ? May 28, 2017 02:13 |
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The parts of Alien Covenant that are the robots doing Dead Ringers are great, everything else is tap water.
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# ? May 28, 2017 02:20 |
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CelticPredator posted:Matthew Vaughn is one of my sprit directors. I keep thinking people are referring to Michael Vartan, who plays Matthew Vaughn in Alias.
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# ? May 28, 2017 02:23 |
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Hat Thoughts posted:If you've ever thought, "I'd like to see the 1929 home movies of the man who helped invent the frozen food industry", here you go. There is no way that was his real name
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# ? May 28, 2017 02:29 |
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FishBulb posted:There is no way that was his real name My company occasionally subcontracts with a guy named Richard Cox.
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# ? May 28, 2017 02:34 |
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Anyone seen War Machine? Maybe it's advertised wrong, but a lighthearted American comedy about how they hosed up in Afghanistan seems a bit tasteless.
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# ? May 28, 2017 02:42 |
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American Sniper should've been a comedy. Most war movies should be comedies.
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# ? May 28, 2017 02:44 |
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Three Kings was a comedy. Bad Boys 3 will probably be a war movie.
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# ? May 28, 2017 02:46 |
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FishBulb posted:There is no way that was his real name Look @ the uploader
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# ? May 28, 2017 02:47 |
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Oh don't get me wrong, war comedies can be great, and war movies can be funny. War Machine (again, from the trailers only) gives off the vibe of a sterile screwball comedy without any bite.
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# ? May 28, 2017 02:50 |
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https://gfycat.com/DisfiguredFineCoypu
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# ? May 28, 2017 03:10 |
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It's barely a comedy. It's like a screwball dramedy. It's also really dull.
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# ? May 28, 2017 03:11 |
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married but discreet posted:Oh don't get me wrong, war comedies can be great, and war movies can be funny. War Machine (again, from the trailers only) gives off the vibe of a sterile screwball comedy without any bite. And it should be with a bite. It should be an outright condemnation of how loving stupid the entire concept of "nation-building" is and how everyone from the very top all the way down signed off on it and all the stupid loving Reddit stories of troops trying to explain to remote Afghan villages why we were even there in the first place. The billions if not trillions of dollars burned on private contractors who did jack poo poo. The "magic Israeli bullets" story about why Afghan men don't aim down the sights. The bomb detector wand that was originally a golf ball detector which made millions. You could crank out five seasons of this poo poo with Pain & Gain's "This is still a true story" overlaid on top of it and you'd still have your doubters. It's a damnation of the entire military/intelligence establishment in Washington how much nightmarishly awful poo poo has gone down over the decades.
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# ? May 28, 2017 03:11 |
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What was the first comedy movie based on a non comedy TV show, a la Baywatch and 21 Jump Street? Was it Dragnet?
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# ? May 28, 2017 03:12 |
When does the chest burster come out, this is taking forever.
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# ? May 28, 2017 03:16 |
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Lurdiak posted:When does the chest burster come out, this is taking forever. Nic Cage xenomorph sounds terrifying.
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# ? May 28, 2017 03:18 |
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Dissapointed Owl posted:Nic Cage xenomorph sounds terrifying. I'M AN ALIEN! I'M AN ALIEN! I'M AN ALIEN! I'M AN ALIEN!
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# ? May 28, 2017 03:37 |
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married but discreet posted:Anyone seen War Machine? Maybe it's advertised wrong, but a lighthearted American comedy about how they hosed up in Afghanistan seems a bit tasteless. It's a mashup of In the Loop and This is What Winning Looks Like, but done really straight and ponderously. Brad Pitt's performance is just Aldo Raine "for real".
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# ? May 28, 2017 03:44 |
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Tuxedo Catfish posted:I'M AN ALIEN! I'M AN ALIEN! I'M AN ALIEN! I'M AN ALIEN! Cage's Son...
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# ? May 28, 2017 03:46 |
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K. Waste posted:Christine is bumming out in a way I really haven't felt for a long time. It's like looking into a fun house mirror of the abyss I used to feel when I wasn't on meds or seeing my shrink. this is pretty much how I feel about this movie. it hit remarkably close to home
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# ? May 28, 2017 03:49 |
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Sorry, Libs, I'm going to trigger you all by watching films that will make you so angry and triggered you will totally drive yourself crazy! The Big Parade They Were Expendable Battleground The Red Badge of Courage Pork Chop Hill The Longest Day Gods and Generals I can feel your lib anguish now, no leftist has ever watched more than a minute of those films without become a full blooded American Patriot! (for the curious: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/448004/memorial-day-movies-politically-incorrect-guide )
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# ? May 28, 2017 04:03 |
Yes, there's nothing more politically incorrect than honoring the troops.
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# ? May 28, 2017 04:05 |
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Tars Tarkas posted:Sorry, Libs, I'm going to trigger you all by watching films that will make you so angry and triggered you will totally drive yourself crazy! I'm insanely owned by a dipshit republican watching a crappy 4 hour civil war movie
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# ? May 28, 2017 04:10 |
Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:I'm insanely owned by a dipshit republican watching a crappy 4 hour civil war movie It's THE WAR BETWEEN THE STATES you libtard pc shithead.
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# ? May 28, 2017 04:18 |
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More like "The War of Northern Aggression"
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# ? May 28, 2017 04:20 |
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Nothing says "is mad about something told him to be mad about rather than actually being mad about it" than picking movies that no liberal has given a poo poo about ever, no less complained about.
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# ? May 28, 2017 04:20 |
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Tag yourself I'm my drunken uncle slurring the word "gooks" during the "get some" scene in Full Metal Jacket
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# ? May 28, 2017 04:24 |
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They Were Expendable is a great movie, even if John Wayne was draft dodging coward.
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# ? May 28, 2017 04:41 |
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Went on a bender from this past Monday through Thursday. Gave my wife my debit card, checkbook and ID. She's out of town with the dog and I'm home with the cat. I nearly got kicked out of the house. To everyone I've been a dick to lately (thinking of CelticPredator and Snak) I'm so, so, so goddamn sorry.
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# ? May 28, 2017 05:24 |
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The Stalker restoration on the big screen was everything I was hoping, although there was an old guy behind me saying how much he didn't like the movie every five minutes who left right after the first act. I'd love to hear the story about how that guy got there in the first place.
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# ? May 28, 2017 05:26 |
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Timby posted:Went on a bender from this past Monday through Thursday. Do you have an AA meeting you could walk to or get a ride? that might help.
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# ? May 28, 2017 05:27 |
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Skwirl posted:Do you have an AA meeting you could walk to or get a ride? that might help. Went to three today.
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# ? May 28, 2017 05:27 |
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Is it possible to go on an AA bender?
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# ? May 28, 2017 05:29 |
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Timby posted:Went to three today. That's something at least, and you've got a cat, and cats are awesome. I don't have any real advice.
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I don't take anything that seriously here, so don't worry about it!
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