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what took sticks?? |
# ? May 24, 2017 17:21 |
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alnilam posted:crab,
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# ? May 24, 2017 17:31 |
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We dug up the green thing. It appears to be a strange greenish clear stone. A small amount of liquid is inside. |
# ? May 24, 2017 18:21 |
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oh poo poo, ezood! we've heard of this stuff, it is allegedly involved in mysterious rituals of the strange earth gods these gods are dangerous and capricious, but could one be summoned and grant us something of value? or are we risking too much? |
# ? May 24, 2017 18:44 |
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we should have made the crab square while we had the chance! |
# ? May 24, 2017 19:56 |
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Manifisto posted:oh poo poo, ezood! we've heard of this stuff, it is allegedly involved in mysterious rituals of the strange earth gods lol ezood |
# ? May 24, 2017 21:20 |
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attempt to communicate with the spirits contained in the ezood vessel by making a series of schnapping noises |
# ? May 24, 2017 21:50 |
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Lizard Wizard posted:schnapping noises lol |
# ? May 24, 2017 21:57 |
I bet this is what fyre fest was like
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# ? May 25, 2017 00:12 |
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Drink the ezood |
# ? May 25, 2017 04:28 |
Munchables posted:Drink the ezood
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# ? May 25, 2017 08:28 |
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Get Crab Drunk. Crabdrunk. Crunk.
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# ? May 25, 2017 19:08 |
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Attack and beat the poo poo out of that bottle like a true master of the crab style, because this crab HAS BEEN EXPOSED TO OOZE BABY! That's right folks, the TMNT ooze from TMNT 2: Secret of the Ooze that Vanilla Ice just happened to have lying around.
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# ? May 26, 2017 22:41 |
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Well I don't see any trouble with at least TRYING a si...!!!
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# ? May 27, 2017 05:02 |
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We're on the move somewhere
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# ? May 27, 2017 05:15 |
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Drink the ezood to prepare for the journey |
# ? May 27, 2017 05:39 |
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vanisher fucked around with this message at 06:18 on May 27, 2017
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# ? May 27, 2017 06:07 |
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>DRINK EZOOD |
# ? May 27, 2017 06:14 |
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After a bumpy ride we crash land into a large bin of some kind
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# ? May 27, 2017 06:32 |
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Munchables posted:>DRINK EZOOD We slurp the ezood off the pile of refuse pincers feel... a little wobbly
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# ? May 27, 2017 06:36 |
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>seduce monochromatic duck |
# ? May 27, 2017 07:05 |
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~Flashing back to his two week training seminar "So You've Been Appointed to Crabology"~ If you get stuck in the field, just remember the four fundamentals: Check your surroundings Rummage about Ask for information Bash stuff |
# ? May 27, 2017 15:06 |
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Claim this bin by all that is crab.
What the gently caress so this is an option |
# ? May 27, 2017 17:00 |
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wow, our situation has progressed rapidly! I think we need to look around a bit, take stock keep an eyestalk out for exits in case a quick escape scuttle becomes necessary |
# ? May 27, 2017 18:21 |
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crab gettin trashy
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# ? May 28, 2017 00:53 |
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>find ezood |
# ? May 28, 2017 01:18 |
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Manifisto posted:wow, our situation has progressed rapidly! If this translates to "go grab that knife & wave it around threateningly" then yes do that |
# ? May 28, 2017 02:13 |
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Lizard Wizard posted:>seduce monochromatic duck We accidentally fell in love with the duck
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# ? May 28, 2017 02:51 |
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"accidentally" |
# ? May 28, 2017 03:01 |
is it just me or is getting hot in here?
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# ? May 28, 2017 03:02 |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:~Flashing back to his two week training seminar "So You've Been Appointed to Crabology"~ "So... uh... tell me about this place" The duck is politely silent We don't have the heart to bash the duck "uh excuse while I rummage. I'll be back" We found the following: A blunt metal thing (it's extremely large) A piece of a trash bag A remnant of the ezood container There are some voices outside... They seem to be puffing smoke out of sticks of some sort vanisher fucked around with this message at 03:13 on May 28, 2017
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# ? May 28, 2017 03:08 |
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Manifisto posted:wow, our situation has progressed rapidly! No readily visible exits except for the hatch we came in through
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# ? May 28, 2017 03:10 |
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>ezood |
# ? May 28, 2017 03:24 |
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Munchables posted:>ezood looks like the last drips of ezood have been absorbed by the trash. Pincers still feel wobbly
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# ? May 28, 2017 03:49 |
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>suck ezood out of trash |
# ? May 28, 2017 04:11 |
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we got drunk, we found love, this adventure is starting to shape up! obviously large blunt metal thing is fascinating to us, someone said something about "waving around threateningly" and that sounds like our style however it's not getting us any closer to waking dread cthulhu from his malevolent slumber in r'lyeh so I'm gonna suggest we give the duck a goodbye kiss, and head for the hatch |
# ? May 28, 2017 14:05 |
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Manifisto posted:we got drunk, we found love, this adventure is starting to shape up! Can we snip the duck free of its papery prison and put it in our tiny crab wallet? ...No, if you love it let it go. Let the duck roam free as a gull and peep those stick puffers. |
# ? May 28, 2017 17:33 |
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>fashion cape out of "OOZE" label |
# ? May 28, 2017 18:48 |
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That giant blunt object is critical We must fulfill our destiny: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0QaAKi0NFkA |
# ? May 28, 2017 19:09 |
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Manifisto posted:we got drunk, we found love, this adventure is starting to shape up! ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Can we snip the duck free of its papery prison and put it in our tiny crab wallet? We begin to snip the duck free, but decide it's not worth investing into a relationship at this time, with so much going on. Looks like the stick people are moving towards the front of the thing we are in... one of them is pushing some sort of big red button. It's a little too high to climb. vanisher fucked around with this message at 19:21 on May 28, 2017
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# ? May 28, 2017 19:16 |