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CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Man people have a weird obsession with posting random manga panels lately.

# ? May 28, 2017 05:59

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# ? May 11, 2024 14:01

haitfais: Aug 7, 2005; I am offended by your ham, sir.

One Punch Man gets a pass.

# ? May 28, 2017 06:00

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Yeah but that isn't a good set of panels as you don't actually see anything.

# ? May 28, 2017 06:01

Cuchulain: May 15, 2007; My tiny godly CoX shall burn forever!

Yeah as a huge OPM fanboy that sequence out of context doesn't seem very cool at all. Which considering the source is kinda amazing you found a bad page to post.

Someone post the Boros punch seen from space page.

# ? May 28, 2017 09:20

Avulsion: Feb 12, 2006; I never knew what hit me

Cuchulain posted:

Someone post the Boros punch seen from space page.

Avulsion posted:

# ? May 28, 2017 09:38

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

BetterToRuleInHell posted:

I don't remember much of anything about the beginning of Injustice, but isn't he right to call out Harley? It's pretty holier-than-thou to call out a guy when you took part in tricking Supes to kill his wife and kid in space and then detonate a (nuclear?) bomb in Metropolis.

Yeah, but then again Ra's al Ghul is the guy who's entire shtick is genocide. Remember that this is a guy who once tried to kill all of humanity with "super-ebola".

# ? May 28, 2017 11:11

team overhead smash: Sep 2, 2006; Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

I think he meant this one:

khy posted:

Probably been posted before but even if it has it's so good it deserves to be posted twice.

# ? May 28, 2017 11:26

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

Reposting this, my favorite badass moment from One Punch Man. It's not about how powerful he is, but what he does with that power.

Gavok posted:

In this story, he's taken in for questioning by some police because there's a killer described as having a round, bald head out there and Saitama's seen wandering around with some blood on him. He explains to the chief that it's monster blood and that he's a hero. On one hand, the chief offers him some food and doesn't really interrogate him. On the other hand, he goes off about how much he hates the Hero Association because it makes the police look like chumps. They do good too, but they don't ask for the attention. Then he pours his heart out to Saitama over a cop who was murdered by said killer.

"One of my subordinates... was a really great guy. He was a little overeager... but for only being in his second year, he was an excellent officer. Last week, he was attacked. His bones were broken from head to toe. He described the culprit over the radio until he lost consciousness. His last words were, 'Be careful, Officer Kuma.' That's me. To the end, he worried about others. How could this happen to such a fine man? He joined the police after failing the hero exam. You're one of the heroes he admired so much?"

The killer turns out to be a criminal who became a monster and he starts tearing apart the police department. Bullets bounce off him and there's nothing they can do. Officer Kuma, having no choice, calls up the head of the Hero Association. That guy relishes in Kuma crawling to him for help and proceeds to have his fun.

In the next couple pages, we see that the head of the Hero Association sent a bunch of A-rank heroes and also made sure to alert the media. He wants everyone to see them save the police.

# ? May 28, 2017 21:35

Randallteal: May 7, 2006; The tears of time

Catching up on Claremont X-Men through MU:

Exhibit A: Storm is a badass

(and an adorable x-baby)

Colossus takes on Juggernaut

Magneto re-introduces himself after a brief period of having been turned into a baby:

# ? May 28, 2017 22:35

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Well, that's a weird way of using Cyrillic.

# ? May 28, 2017 22:43

Roth: Jul 9, 2016

Just wait until the Colossus and Juggernaut bar fight.

# ? May 28, 2017 22:58

SonicRulez: Aug 6, 2013; GOTTA GO FIST

I can't look at that last page without immediately thinking "Welcome to die!"

# ? May 29, 2017 00:01

Rigged Death Trap: Feb 13, 2012; BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

SonicRulez posted:

I can't look at that last page without immediately thinking "Welcome to die!"

I AM MAGNETO
MASTER OF MAGNET

COME X-CHICKEN

SHHIIEEEEELLLLLDDDDD

# ? May 29, 2017 00:26

Verant: Oct 20, 2012; Go on an adventure ordained by fate?
-->Okay.
-->Eh.

ALAS, THAT WAS MYSTIQUE, NOT MAGNETO. MAGNETO IS IN ANOTHER PLACE.

GO, X-MEN!

# ? May 29, 2017 03:42

David D. Davidson: Nov 17, 2012; Orca lady?

X-MEN

GOOD JOB

# ? May 29, 2017 06:19

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Randallteal posted:

(and an adorable x-baby)

Uh is he referring to himself here

# ? May 29, 2017 18:33

Evil Mastermind: Apr 28, 2008

zoux posted:

Uh is he referring to himself here

You're new to Claremont's writing style, I see.

# ? May 29, 2017 18:46

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Evil Mastermind posted:

You're new to Claremont's writing style, I see.

No, just constantly surprised by how awkward and forced he can do exposition. I just can't take that poo poo.

# ? May 29, 2017 18:55

Parahexavoctal: Oct 10, 2004; I AM NOT BEING PAID TO CORRECT OTHER PEOPLE'S POSTS! DONKEY!!

zoux posted:

No, just constantly surprised by how awkward and forced he can do exposition. I just can't take that poo poo.

you've never read Roy Thomas, have you.

# ? May 30, 2017 14:27

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Parahexavoctal posted:

you've never read Roy Thomas, have you.

That's low. Roy Thomas was amazing.

# ? May 30, 2017 16:12

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

Lurdiak posted:

That's low. Roy Thomas was amazing.

So is loving Claremont, hell

# ? May 30, 2017 16:45

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

purple death ray posted:

So is loving Claremont, hell

Eeeeeh. He's all right...

# ? May 30, 2017 16:59

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Better than Roy Thomas.

# ? May 30, 2017 17:00

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

CharlestheHammer posted:

Better than Roy Thomas.

That's just a lie.

# ? May 30, 2017 17:04

Toshimo: Aug 23, 2012; He's outta line...

But he's right!

In defense of Claremont:

Toshimo fucked around with this message at 17:16 on May 30, 2017

# ? May 30, 2017 17:06

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Kitty Pryde sure loves saying the n-word.

# ? May 30, 2017 17:11

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Lurdiak posted:

That's just a lie.

Keep telling yourself that.

# ? May 30, 2017 17:14

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

Lurdiak posted:

Kitty Pryde sure loves saying the n-word.

*extremely mcconaughey voice* Now imagine if she was right.

# ? May 30, 2017 17:17

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

CharlestheHammer posted:

Keep telling yourself that.

It's not exactly a controversial statement. Roy Thomas wrote some of my favorite runs of some of my favorite books, and Claremont wrote some pretty good X-men comics, and some pretty bad X-men comics. There's no real competition in my mind.

# ? May 30, 2017 17:18

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

It's not a controversial statement in your mind correct.

As this forum has shown time and time again, that doesn't mean much.

# ? May 30, 2017 17:19

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

CharlestheHammer posted:

It's not a controversial statement in your mind correct.

As this forum has shown time and time again, that doesn't mean much.

You don't have to be a dick just because I don't like X-men as much as you.

# ? May 30, 2017 17:21

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

People are allowed to like different things, even though they may be objectively wrong. :rant:

(But really, people like what they like, and that's okay.)

# ? May 30, 2017 17:26

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Lurdiak posted:

You don't have to be a dick just because I don't like X-men as much as you.

If you can't take the game don't play.

# ? May 30, 2017 17:28

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

CharlestheHammer posted:

If you can't take the game don't play.

This is a very sad post by a very sad man.

# ? May 30, 2017 17:30

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Lurdiak posted:

This is a very sad post by a very sad man.

Don't sign your posts.

# ? May 30, 2017 17:32

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

CharlestheHammer posted:

Don't sign your posts.

Do you ever contribute anything to conversation beside insulting other people's opinions?

# ? May 30, 2017 17:33

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Hey you started this game ain't my fault your to much of a baby to finish it.

Just take your ball and go home now.

# ? May 30, 2017 17:37