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Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

Tired Moritz posted:

piss is gross

And sterile.

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Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

Torquemada posted:

And sterile.

Apparently not.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

fruit on the bottom posted:

Sounds pretty boring tbh if I can't even make a bowl of ghusl with my wife.

Well you can, as long as you feel shameful

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

I love this dude trying to Rules Lawyer the gently caress out of Allah so he can have freaky 3 ways with all his wives

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016


Is slmz a short for salaamz?

Superior Bastard
Jun 5, 2004

I wanna be on you.
Big windows, big rape.

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

I could have checked, but this being the internet I figured there'd be someone who knew more about piss than me.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Oh, Sagar knows what he is talking about.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015



That's a weird way to answer the slavery question.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

The Kingfish posted:

That's a weird way to answer the slavery question.

There are no "slaves" in Islam.

DynamiteSurprise
Aug 6, 2013

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Lol that lesbians are ok but gays are not

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
gently caress off brothers. no wonder they keep trying to steal each other's wife. no concept of bros before hoes.

naem
May 29, 2011

I love my prostitute fambly

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
You gotta hand some serious props to anyone being gay with even a modicum of openness in loving Pakistan, unintentionally funny spelling errors or not.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy


green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

What if they are male prostitutes?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Yeah, wtf man? She just cleaned that hole and there are many people who wants to use it. Don't act like you own public property.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

green chicken feet posted:

What if they are male prostitutes?

no family please get loss

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003




Sagar Singh from outta nowhere!

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Streak posted:

no family please get loss
It's just a 4-panel comic about a miscarriage, it's not that hard to get.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



:kimchi:

putrid aidsman
Apr 13, 2017

by Lowtax

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Checks out, I can't argue with logic

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Same

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I accept that they use broken retarded english because why not but they seem yo understand each other and have conversations in the comments

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

unpacked robinhood posted:

I accept that they use broken retarded english because why not but they seem yo understand each other and have conversations in the comments

Since most of them speak Indo-Aryan languages, they are used to similar types of syntax, grammar, and colloquialisms. That means that when they read a phrase in broken English, they try to translate it word-for-word into their own language, which makes it make sense. In addition, a lot of them grow up watching TV that gets broadcast in the entire subcontinental region, where the lingua franca is that same type of broken English, meaning it's slowly turning into a language in its own right with rules and slang of its own.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

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KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Indian guy bragging about hurting women, what a shocker

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
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KomodoWagon posted:

Since most of them speak Indo-Aryan languages, they are used to similar types of syntax, grammar, and colloquialisms. That means that when they read a phrase in broken English, they try to translate it word-for-word into their own language, which makes it make sense. In addition, a lot of them grow up watching TV that gets broadcast in the entire subcontinental region, where the lingua franca is that same type of broken English, meaning it's slowly turning into a language in its own right with rules and slang of its own.

Like English and American English?


Or ya know to be fair Australian, NZ or Canadian English too.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Gridlocked posted:

Like English and American English?


Or ya know to be fair Australian, NZ or Canadian English too.

All of those look like structured language, at least in written form

An average troll actress thread is:

A :- "I'm love babbs" (21 likes)
B -- "come to imbiox dear pennies"
C -- "i'm g"
B -- "big bowls, milk w"
C -- "imbox"
A -- "even your command cummed me"

Cum Galleon
Oct 16, 2004

Your shipment has arrived.
Girl TAKE ALL OF MY PENNIES

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!

Cum Galleon posted:

Girl TAKE ALL OF MY PENNIES

WHEN SHE TAKES SUCH MANY PENNIES

YOU CANNOT HELP TO WANT TO MAKE YOUR DEPOSIT

TROLL SEXY BANK

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Oct 15, 2012

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Please don't put your pennies full

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
when she texts you about her glory holes

your stack of pennies suffers inflation like zimbabwe

Mozi fucked around with this message at 19:04 on May 30, 2017

5er
Jun 1, 2000
My Indian colleague at work, after showing him that troll sexy actress poo poo, estimates Indian guys are talking all that poo poo online in English because if anyone else in their family is able to get on the Internet, they don't know English anyhow and can't likely get embarrassed.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


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FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe
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