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Tei
Feb 19, 2011

So nobody have a photo of Trump in the golf car following the leaders?

Maybe it did not happened, or the car was painted with Vanta black.


Dog tax

Tei fucked around with this message at 10:25 on May 28, 2017

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Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

That is not a fat dog, that is an active dog

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Improbable Lobster posted:

Pretty sure the guys on big hat duty are performing a ceremonial role

It's more than ceremonial; they're the ones everybody pays attention to while the ones in the bushes are watching you.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Alhazred posted:


It's a rape analogy:eng101:

I've heard the first one used unironically a fair few times.

SeersuckerSoldier
Nov 1, 2016

Improbable Lobster posted:

Pretty sure the guys on big hat duty are performing a ceremonial role

They're actually absurdly over-qualified and terrifying - similar to how the Swiss Guard dress like extras in an aborted Prince music video but have oodles of combat experience and not just with halberds. Think of the silly hat Brits at the Buckingham as the Marines at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, similar paths to reach those positions.

Ceremonial role, yes; scarily dangerous soldiers, also yes. Getting to the point where you're wearing a beaver fur hat and ignoring tourists takes a long record of service.

... any Queen's Guards I will gladly take your hat off your hands.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

And they only do it for two hours at a time, which a lot of people don't realise; because the changing of the Guard is built up as an event it doesn't naturally occur that it happens so often. For the rest of the duty shift that guy in the funny hat who shouts "Make way for the Queen's Guard!" when a (usually American) tourist thinks it's funny to impede his patrol route is up on the roof of Buck House in stealth camo with a sniper rifle. Just because they're under orders not to shoot people when on public duty doesn't mean they can't or won't.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Observer:

"Our guardian angel against terror - Chris Riddell on the Manchester Arena attack"

Sunday Telegraph:


Independent on Sunday:


Sunday Times:

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Cloud Potato posted:

Sunday Telegraph:



A... good Bob cartoon? What is the world coming to?

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Xander77 posted:

Did anyone seriously think Payne is going to stop recycling his cartoon templates with Obama out of office?


Sooooo what, a strong stance against global warming = not caring about terrorism?

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


BigglesSWE posted:

Sooooo what, a strong stance against global warming = not caring about terrorism?

If you're not with us one hundred percent, you're against us.

And also probably a foreign born terrorist socialist commie.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Xander77 posted:

Did anyone seriously think Payne is going to stop recycling his cartoon templates with Obama out of office?


Obama, the famous french president.

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

BigglesSWE posted:

Sooooo what, a strong stance against global warming = not caring about terrorism?

You can only care about one thing at a time. And if you're not spending an equal amount of resources on a problem that kills thousands over several years as you are on a problem that will restructure the world and possibly kill millions if not billion, you're a terrorist-sympathizer

SwitchbladeKult
Apr 4, 2012



"The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

Jedit posted:

And they only do it for two hours at a time, which a lot of people don't realise; because the changing of the Guard is built up as an event it doesn't naturally occur that it happens so often. For the rest of the duty shift that guy in the funny hat who shouts "Make way for the Queen's Guard!" when a (usually American) tourist thinks it's funny to impede his patrol route is up on the roof of Buck House in stealth camo with a sniper rifle. Just because they're under orders not to shoot people when on public duty doesn't mean they can't or won't.

Somewhat related. I just passed by the residence of the Bulgarian president and they do something similar here.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut


Kind of insensitive to bring up spending time with dads when the other kid's dad's grave is still fresh.



Is O'Reilly hitting on the witch?

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jedit posted:

Just because they're under orders not to shoot people when on public duty doesn't mean they can't or won't.

That's exactly what that means, what else would "Under orders" in a military service even mean then?

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Jurgan posted:



Kind of insensitive to bring up spending time with dads when the other kid's dad's grave is still fresh.


Of course this is based on a real kid who doesn't look anything like that.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Kegluneq posted:

Of course this is based on a real kid who doesn't look anything like that.



Poor Malfoy :(

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Kegluneq posted:

Of course this is based on a real kid who doesn't look anything like that.



Oh, wow, I did not know that. gently caress you, McCoy.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Jurgan posted:

Oh, wow, I did not know that. gently caress you, McCoy.

Also the image that might have 'inspired' this touching politoon:



Christopher James Jacobs died in a training accident in 2011, when Christian Jacobs was eight months old. This photo was taken in 2015. I'm not sure why McCoy is referencing this now, unless this is a two year old cartoon.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Huh. Not to sound insensitive but that boy is growing some complexes

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:v:I bet you guys didn't even consider all the goons who can't read this thread because they are dead :smugmrgw:

:2edgy4u:

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type
https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics/status/868852569367498753

nerd plus rage
May 12, 2014

It's a metaphor for something, probably
Ben Garrison is comparing himself to Herblock

Holy poo poo

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Ben Garrison has done a lot of lovely things, but comparing himself to Herblock might take the cake.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Arrogance knows no bounds.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

I'd hate to see his private collection of Trump fetish art. :barf:

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Jay Rust posted:

Huh. Not to sound insensitive but that boy is growing some complexes

well, that's most war orphans (tho i guess he's not technically an Orphan since i assume his mom's still alive)

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

Lord Hydronium posted:

Ben Garrison has done a lot of lovely things, but comparing himself to Herblock might take the cake.

Apparently Herblock was half-Jewish, while Garrison's relationship with Jews is... strained, let's say...

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type
and here's his new cartoon hot off the press


Garrison posted:

Get ready to rumble this week- Trump is back in the Oval Office loaded for bear!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
ah yes opposite of reality

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Lol, of course Garrison is impressed by Trump's dumb macho handshake bullshit.

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


Kegluneq posted:

Of course this is based on a real kid who doesn't look anything like that.



All the stolen valor on that kid

Disgusting

Trogdos! posted:

and here's his new cartoon hot off the press



loving the chiseled abs on trump. you can see them through the shirt. surreal.

im on the net me boys
Feb 19, 2017

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Trogdos! posted:

and here's his new cartoon hot off the press



What exactly has he even done to the DNC recently

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

whomupclicklike posted:

What exactly has he even done to the DNC recently

I assume that's in reference to the Seth Rich stuff which... yeah, Trump's not the one that's doing that.


Kurtofan posted:

ah yes opposite of reality

It really is.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

It's good for politicians to assault people, says Garrison

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
I love Trump's pained expression there. He's doing everything he can to not show that it hurts, and failing.

Erenthal
Jan 1, 2008

A relaxing walk in the woods
Grimey Drawer

Flowers For Algeria posted:

loving the chiseled abs on trump. you can see them through the shirt. surreal.

Like any good fascist, Garrison worships strength. A leaders right to lead is entirely dependent on his physical vigour, and enemies must also be physically weak and sickly. See Brett Noel also, for a prime example. But since Trump is a fat old sack of poo poo Garrison has to make the most hilarious leaps of art. There's also probably a very soggy cardboard cutout of Trump in his basement, that's seen things no cardboard should see.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Lord Hydronium posted:

Lol, of course Garrison is impressed by Trump's dumb macho handshake bullshit.

he didnt even win this one

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duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Jay Rust posted:

Huh. Not to sound insensitive but that boy is growing some complexes

Why do I get the feeling his mother never remarried either.

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