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Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax
"Ariana Grande is over 18, guise" is literally the 3DPD equivalent of "but this loli demon is 3,000 years old, okay???"

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

vyst posted:

Those pics make my penis erect am I a pedophile?
__________/

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Words and numbers mean nothing now.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

Luxury Communism posted:

"Ariana Grande is over 18, guise" is literally the 3DPD equivalent of "but this loli demon is 3,000 years old, okay???"

what? no. shut the gently caress up, idiot.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
seriously, if you watch anything other than milf porn you're probably a pedo sheesh

Have Blue
Mar 27, 2013


Panther Like a Panther

maskenfreiheit posted:

seriously, if you watch anything other than milf porn you're probably a pedo sheesh

Granny porn or bust childfucker

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Luxury Communism posted:

"Ariana Grande is over 18, guise" is literally the 3DPD equivalent of "but this loli demon is 3,000 years old, okay???"

Age of consent for women should be at least 40 if at all. All hetero sex is rape.

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

Fact: I had never even heard of Ariana Grande until a terrorist attacked her concert. Just 90s eurobeat and grating, unpopular industrial music for good ol' Brutalist McDonalds over here

are you like some sort of homosexual ironic nazi who also watches Initial D or something?

edit : also, in an absolutely unforeseen twist, the liberal cumbrains are masturbating to pictures of a girl who looks like she's in highschool, can't say I'm surprised

Creamed Cormp fucked around with this message at 21:06 on May 28, 2017

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004
in all serious wanting to date (not just gently caress) women who can't even go to a bar you are probably a bit of a pedo

like yeah, hotties are hot but if you're forming a deep emotional connection with women who haven't finished college :redflag: :redflag: :redflag: :redflag: :redflag:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

XxXCaptainNoxXxX posted:

European military history up until the last 200 years has pretty much been defined by repelling muslim (often genocidal) invasions but somehow they have to feel bad about the crusades.

the euros got their asses handed to them so badly during the crusades that im surprised being apologetic over them is a thing

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Luxury Communism posted:

"Ariana Grande is over 18, guise" is literally the 3DPD equivalent of "but this loli demon is 3,000 years old, okay???"

wait what did i miss

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Robo Reagan posted:

wait what did i miss

Donlt stick yo dick in crazy.

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

maskenfreiheit posted:

seriously, if you watch anything other than milf porn you're probably a pedo sheesh

Since milf porn today usually just means girls that are 22+ yeah probably.

Luxury Communism
Aug 22, 2015

by Lowtax
Ariana Grande is the last phase of the commodification of women.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

No matter your age anyone 18-20 is pedo land
:goonsay:

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Luxury Communism posted:

Ariana Grande is the last phase of the commodification of women.

Islam is ahead of us on that one.

quote:

QURAN - 33:50

We have made lawful to you the wives whom you have granted dowries and the slave girls whom God has given you as booty

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

quote:

booty

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Ariana Grande isnt 18 lol, shes loving 23 and old as gently caress.

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
bitch probably has wrinkles coming out of who knows where

Zahi
Jun 4, 2009

bent
Goons don't know what its like to raise your children and want to protect them so much after decades of hard work and love but clearly understand the concept of losing memory card save data in a very real and emotional way lol

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I want to gently caress women that are any legal age hth.

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

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I too would drill the lion's share of finely aged woms in and around their cooterie

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Christina Hendricks, Jessica Alba, Tricia Helfer, Rachel McAdams. All women I would not date nor touch because they aren't octogenarians.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Zahi posted:

Goons don't know what its like to raise your children and want to protect them so much after decades of hard work and love but clearly understand the concept of losing memory card save data in a very real and emotional way lol

Well, you can only get achievements for one of those thing.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

PathAsc posted:

Christina Hendricks, Jessica Alba, Tricia Helfer, Rachel McAdams. All women I would not date nor touch because they aren't octogenarians.

dark angel era jessica alba was my first celebrity crush, i truly am a monster

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

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Ariana Grande was only 7 years old when we were doing All Your Base stuff. You didn't think about that, did you?

Beard Dandruff
May 10, 2017

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a bone to pick posted:

I want to gently caress women that are any legal age hth.

Bipeds are overrated imo.

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

some guy on the bus posted:

Ariana Grande was only 7 years old when we were doing All Your Base stuff. You didn't think about that, did you?

pre:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I got hit on by a cougar in my 20's. I couldn't even crawl when she was my age, hell I may not have been born! I'm contacting the sex criminal registry now. Gonna need therapy because of the rape.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

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I just looked at Ariana's Wikipedia page. She looks like she's some kind of furry too. She wants to be a cat or something. What's that about? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariana_Grande

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

some guy on the bus posted:

I just looked at Ariana's Wikipedia page. She looks like she's some kind of furry too. She wants to be a cat or something. What's that about? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariana_Grande

it's about giving me a BONER!!!

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

some guy on the bus posted:

I just looked at Ariana's Wikipedia page. She looks like she's some kind of furry too. She wants to be a cat or something. What's that about? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ariana_Grande

stop, my penis can only get so erect

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
It's only ok to gently caress if Muhammad approves.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

DrPlump posted:

It's only ok to gently caress if Muhammad approves.

He does. Go for it.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i wish all of u were dead

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Orkin Mang posted:

i wish all of u were dead

100 years from now everyone alive right now will most likely be dead.

FisheyStix
Jul 2, 2008

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Orkin Mang posted:

i wish all of u were dead

I have the perfect religion for you then, my friend

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



DrPlump posted:

It's only ok to gently caress if Muhammad approves.

Ariana is like 15 years too old for Muhammad

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
jesus would have been a better man than mohammad...if he existed

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