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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
I'm not sure if you're aware but people are broke and no new sane person is going to watch this poo poo on TV and say, "Hey, lets go spend a fortune to watch this terrible racing live!"

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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Clean Air: The Race

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


Tomorrow is going to be a loving shitshow.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Boomer The Cannon posted:

Tomorrow is going to be a loving shitshow.

Just tomorrow?

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Boomer The Cannon posted:

Tomorrow is going to be a loving shitshow.

At least Shmorky will be happy.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Proud Christian Mom posted:

I'm not sure if you're aware but people are broke and no new sane person is going to watch this poo poo on TV and say, "Hey, lets go spend a fortune to watch this terrible racing live!"

The only reason I attend an NXS race in person at this point is because it's Daytona and I like plate racing. The three tracks nearest where I live which have Cup/NXS companion weekends are Kentucky, Indy, and Michigan, and :lol: if I'm dropping money to see that series on those tracks if I ever decide to go to a relatively close race weekend.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Horrible confession time: I've lived within 30 miles of darlington and rockingham my entire life and have never been to either

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Go to darlington, drink in that throwback life

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

shame on an IGA posted:

Horrible confession time: I've lived within 30 miles of darlington and rockingham my entire life and have never been to either

Darlington is something I'd like to do someday.

LASTCAR
Mar 25, 2010

I like the drivers
you never hear about
in the cars
you never see
who finish in the position
you never want


CBJSprague24 posted:

Darlington is something I'd like to do someday.

I might be doing it this year. :ssh:

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Don't forget, guys:

https://twitter.com/NASFACTS/status/602477785316196352

Slickdrac
Oct 5, 2007

Not allowed to have nice things

Dillon would disagree with "not an airplane"

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Also Mark Webber

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Meanwhile, stupid airplane car status: confirmed. Scott Dixon :stare:

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Hi, we have a SAS racing discord server now, if you want to abandon the throes of IRC

https://discord.gg/kg3d2Uu

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
in how many hours is the race?

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

DoctorGonzo posted:

in how many hours is the race?

Probably 4-5, long estimate

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

kidcoelacanth posted:

Probably 4-5, long estimate

I mean when it starts

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


DoctorGonzo posted:

I mean when it starts

15 more minutes or so.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

iospace posted:

15 more minutes or so.

Thanks!

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

kidcoelacanth posted:

Hi, we have a SAS racing discord server now, if you want to abandon the throes of IRC

https://discord.gg/kg3d2Uu

Why did you publicize our secret wrestling discord :smith:

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Nascar and wrestling are the only places when AR AMERICA HURRR is apropiate.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Nascar 2017: SSN Wagoner

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Well this got immediately entertaining

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


kidcoelacanth posted:

Well this got immediately entertaining

I'm getting food, what happened?

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
apparently the rumors of Honda joining NASCAR are true

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

iospace posted:

I'm getting food, what happened?

33 blew up, something came off the car and hit/broke the 24, who then got plowed by the 2

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

VikingSkull posted:

apparently the rumors of Honda joining NASCAR are true

lmao another series they can have engines that explode in.

Hopefully they test the engine with more than a single cylinder.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

Norns posted:

lmao another series they can have engines that explode in.

Hopefully they test the engine with more than a single cylinder.

:thejoke:

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind
My dad: "Where's Danica? A lap down? Doesn't she get her lap back at the next caution?"

Me: Explains lucky dog and stage racing

Dad: "That's stupid, they should reset everyone at the end of the stage so she can be on the same lap as everyone else."

Me: "So you'd be okay if someone wins the race by completing a lap or two less than everyone else?"

Dad: pauses "Yeah. It's not fair if someone has bad luck and loses time and needs to change a tire and falls a lap down."

Me: "That's racing. Would it be fair to everyone else if those cars got their mistakes wiped away?"

Dad: "Well it's not fair that slow cars have to go a lap down."

Me: "Then maybe you should root for someone other than Danica."

Commercial break

Dad: "Well at least she does commercials."

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006
The Something Awful Forums › Discussion › Sports Argument Stadium › NASCAR '17: Then maybe you should root for someone other than Danica.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
red flag for..... lightning?!?!

:psyduck:

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
:siren:Larry Nuber sighting:siren:

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Hey a good race

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

VikingSkull posted:

red flag for..... lightning?!?!

:psyduck:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUM8kHGPzfM

Harveygod fucked around with this message at 01:23 on May 29, 2017

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


So, they should ask JPM to make sure the track is dry.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7e_kUWclRI

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

https://twitter.com/markmartin/status/868998898035064832

leaving this to get viking to fill me in on this from a personal standpoint.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
is this still going or should I watch reruns of the indy race.

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kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Elephanthead posted:

is this still going or should I watch reruns of the indy race.

Starting up again in 5

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