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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
Nice thread, think I'll take it :twisted:

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

EnvyJ posted:

Does Genesplicer still exist?

please don't get my hopes up

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Genesplicer never existed.

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe

alpaca diseases posted:

I'm no parent but I'm finding it hard to believe that a young child would be all "can we mock her about it via LP dad?" in response to a serious discussion about sexual predators

Please don't misgender people

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

I don't give two fucks about shmorky

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

alpaca diseases posted:

I don't give two fucks about shmorky

his vagina was behind his balls

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

alpaca diseases posted:

I don't give two fucks about shmorky

Cool

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I don't give two and a half fucks about Shmorky.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

three fucks but that's my final offer

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Infinity plus 1

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

three fucks but that's my final offer

gently caress

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

three fucks but that's my final offer

I don't see that amount listed as any of Shmorky's supporter tiers.

How many fucks can I give to Lowtax? I already drew myself a spaceship:

...

I can't find the "draw your own spaceship" thread.

e: nm found it:

:q:

Dinosaurmageddon fucked around with this message at 20:07 on May 28, 2017

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Holy poo poo $188 a month, after splitting that with his co-commentator that's like 9 Netflixes a month.

18 years of being a funny internet dude has culminated in this.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Mega64 posted:

Holy poo poo $188 a month, after splitting that with his co-commentator that's like 9 Netflixes a month.

18 years of being a funny internet dude has culminated in this.

lol if you think what'shisface is getting a dime

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Mega64 posted:

Holy poo poo $188 a month, after splitting that with his co-commentator that's like 9 Netflixes a month.

18 years of being a funny internet dude has culminated in this.

on the one hand, a forum with almost 200,000 registered accounts

on the other, twenty four people chipping in change

which horse to back, which horse to back...

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

Lowtax wouldn't be Lowtax if he made good financial decisions.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
He will pay a very low tax on his patreon donations.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Lowtax hates these forums because you're all whiny and also don';t grammar good :9

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Jimmy Hats posted:

Lowtax hates these forums because you're all whiny and also don';t grammar good :9

the best poster on this site is orkin mang and I've never seen him use punctuaction or post sober even once

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
if youtube videos dont work he should try posting screenshot LPs in GBS. he'll get to satisfy his urges to mock bad video games and we'll finally have our fearless leader posting on the forums again.

XxXCaptainNoxXxX
May 18, 2017

by zen death robot
Fine ill summon him.


"Lowtax? More like Blowtax if you ask me"

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Mega64 posted:

Holy poo poo $188 a month, after splitting that with his co-commentator that's like 9 Netflixes a month.

18 years of being a funny internet dude has culminated in this.

lol if you think that other dude is even getting a cent

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I'm pretty sure the Patreon money goes directly to his Ambien hookup.

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

XxXCaptainNoxXxX posted:

Fine ill summon him.


"Lowtax? More like Blowtax if you ask me"

feet mangosteen asian wife shmorky paypal fark

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Has Lowtax officially linked the patreon page on somethingawful anywhere?

I would not have known about it at all if it weren't for this thread by a thankless goon.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Has Lowtax officially linked the patreon page on somethingawful anywhere?
search deep in your heart and you'll find the answer

lolno

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I hope lowtax can buy a taco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Mega64 posted:

Holy poo poo $188 a month, after splitting that with his co-commentator that's like 9 Netflixes a month.

18 years of being a funny internet dude has culminated in this.

i lolled

lohli
Jun 30, 2008

Hogge Wild posted:

his vagina was behind his balls

I think this happened with Chris Chan.

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

The Skeleton King posted:

It is sad to watch things you like be destroyed by the passage of time.

Ain't that the truth.

Psycho Society
Oct 21, 2010
it would be funny if lowtax came in here and banned everyone ( but NOT me obviously...........)

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
it would be funny which is exactly why he wouldn't do it :c00l:

Aardark
Aug 5, 2004

by Lowtax
Who are the twenty-four people giving him money? Are they doing it "ironically"? :confused:

ArgumentatumE.C.T.
Nov 5, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i wanna see where he's going with this for a couple of months

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Make a forums patreon with a little optional donor badge next to your AV and one or two reasonable funny privileges.
It must have been the 1000th time someone comes up with this

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Has Lowtax officially linked the patreon page on somethingawful anywhere?

I would not have known about it at all if it weren't for this thread by a thankless goon.

he hasn't, probably because his gaming garbage patreon isn't really anything to do with the forums or somethingawful

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Lowtax is already Rich. Hah.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Paladinus posted:

Lowtax is already Rich. Hah.

lol

XxXCaptainNoxXxX
May 18, 2017

by zen death robot

Paladinus posted:

Lowtax is already Rich. Hah.

good lord

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Cuntellectual
Aug 6, 2010

Paladinus posted:

DSP was the one to reignite the feud, actually. Slowbeef hasn't been following him for years then out of nowhere DSP tweeted something about retsupurae or something like that. And then he masturbated on stream. Slowbeef has an actual job and kids, so playing games or doing YouTube videos is not exactly on top of his priorities.

And then he made like a 3 hour video about it.

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