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Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

It's complicated because the entire world does not use it or understand it except your country

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Improbable Lobster posted:

I was making a point that Fahrenheit isn't any more intuitive then Celsius because they're both arbitrary and your argument that Fahrenheit is intuitive is loving dumb.

Celsius, unlike Fahrenheit, is used by the vast, vast, vast, vast, vast, majority of the world and since they're both equally arbitrary Celsius is superior.

You realize how self-defeating this argument is right

"It doesn't matter which of these things you use, but I use this one so it's better." Actually this sums the entire issue up p well, nicely done

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Fartbox posted:

It's complicated because the entire world does not use it or understand it except your country



They don't know what they're missing :smug:

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
It's easy enough to convert between the two that complaining about it is pointless. Americans obviously find fahrenheit more intuitive because they grew up with it. Everyone else didn't, so they don't.

I think we can all agree though that pounds are better than grams for food measurements.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

loquacius posted:

You realize how self-defeating this argument is right

"It doesn't matter which of these things you use, but I use this one so it's better." Actually this sums the entire issue up p well, nicely done

Did you actually read my post? I literally said that they're both arbitrary but since only one country uses Farhenheit and the ENTIRE REST OF THE WORLD uses Celsius, Celsius is the better system.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I think we can all agree though that pounds are better than grams for food measurements.

:chloe:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Fartbox posted:

everything about Celsius is less complicated

even the name is less complicated

its chill as gently caress

Celsius is for women and non-technical children. Oooooh, is it a negative temperature in your commune? Golly, water might even freeze. When it's negative Fahrenheit it means you're gonna die real quick if you don't run for your fancy Volvo.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
It's 30 degrees out! Better wear a hat!

It's 35 degrees, stay inside or die!

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Grandpa Jerk Cabin goon: Did you at least look through the stuff? Did you notice any patterns? I'm curious if he was racist but had tons of black porno, or something else like that.

I also love the irony that 30 years ago that would be a colossal find. It would be like finding a chest full of pirate gold, but its boobs.

tsaofen
May 20, 2009

yeah I eat rear end posted:

It's easy enough to convert between the two that complaining about it is pointless..

Apparently, this is "ableist."

Like I didn't provide another option that requires literally no math ability other than being able to recognize numbers and what information they convey.

Anyway to talk about something that, despite almost certainly being fake, matters more than this argument...

Homeless Prostitute dude, I actually had something similar happen to me many years ago. I had been out drinking with friends and decided to head out on account of me having things to do the next day and ended up standing around waiting for a cab to happen by (this was before uber and the like) when I saw a disheveled looking, yet pretty, woman sitting on a bench with no coat kind of manically going through her purse. I, being a little tipsy and the kind of idiot who always tries to see if I can help someone out went over and asked if everything was okay.

This prompted an over-long hardly plausible story about a stripper turned escort who fled her abusive boyfriend's apartment only to realize she'd forgotten her wallet and phone charger. So, me being me, I found a women's shelter on the phone and told her I'd foot the bill for a cab to get there. She insisted she was too scared to go alone. Fine, whatever, I get in and we start towards the shelter. She gets more and more antsy until she finally just asks if I want a "favor" for the help. No, definitely not. She gets more uncomfortable until she starts to nearly have a panic attack asking if we can go to my place instead and after another hard "No." insists on getting out of the cab. Fine. She nearly runs the hell away into the night and me and the cabby share a look and he says, "You know she was a hooker, right?" and I reply, "I thought so, but I figured I would try to help out just in case." "You're not from the city, are you?" "Nope." "Yeah, don't ever do that again." "K."

In talking to him for the rest of the ride he told me that this is actually a pretty typical ploy to get into your place "just for the night, just to charge my phone" and when you're asleep she calls someone and they rob you at gunpoint.

So, that's my story. Moral: DO NOT GO THROUGH WITH THIS! At best you'll find yourself with a trip to the clinic and a missing clock radio or whatever, at worst you've got a gun in your face. Set her up at a shelter if you feel so inclined, but never let this person know where you live.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
There's a pretty obv solution to that one. Bang the poo poo out of her after you've turned the breaker off?

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Improbable Lobster posted:

Did you actually read my post? I literally said that they're both arbitrary but since only one country uses Farhenheit and the ENTIRE REST OF THE WORLD uses Celsius, Celsius is the better system.

What if I really like pickling in the winter and I don't know how much salt I have?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

Lote posted:

What if I really like pickling in the winter and I don't know how much salt I have?

You idiot, you have to use Stone and Hogsheads for Winter pickling

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich
America should invade France and destroy all non-Imperial measurements.

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.
gently caress all y'all, and your temperature measurement bullshit.

Rankine is clearly the superior scale.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:

America should invade France and destroy all non-Imperial measurements.

All SI units except the kilogram have been redefined as physical constants, and the kg is going to be redefined in 2018, so you better do it quick.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

McGavin posted:

All SI units except the kilogram have been redefined as physical constants, and the kg is going to be redefined in 2018, so you better do it quick.

Also imperial units are pegged to SI units

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
celsius or kill yourself

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Improbable Lobster posted:

Also imperial units are pegged to SI units

Wrong! They're pegged to the size of the President's corresponding body part. That's why the hand has become smaller since you elected Trump. Don't even ask about what happened to the size of the hogshead and barleycorn. Just remember that you used to have a black president before you feel too bad about it.

McGavin fucked around with this message at 08:45 on May 29, 2017

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Fartbox posted:

It's complicated because the entire world does not use it or understand it except your country


huh i never knew Belize and Jamaica are piss rear end countries for fuckhead idiots... learn something new every day

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

:spergin:

Shut the gently caress up about temperature measurements, no one gives a poo poo, post some feshes already

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
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"You shit on the post. Why."
:yeah:

I want to know if therapy goon is dead, did he write in you better not hold out on the good stuff loquacius let me remind you that I have Platinum and can report people

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.
My confession is that I can't imagine having a life so devoid of fulfillment or meaning that I feel passionate about a system of loving measurement.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

limp_cheese posted:

Grandpa Jerk Cabin goon: Did you at least look through the stuff? Did you notice any patterns? I'm curious if he was racist but had tons of black porno, or something else like that.

I also love the irony that 30 years ago that would be a colossal find. It would be like finding a chest full of pirate gold, but its boobs.

How could you miss out on "a chest of booty"?
Cmon man

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
CELSIUS IS BETTER BECAUSE FREEZING IS AT 0 DEGREES SO YOU KNOW WHEN IT'S FUKKIN COLD OUT

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Whoops caps lock was on

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Improbable Lobster posted:

Did you actually read my post? I literally said that they're both arbitrary but since only one country uses Farhenheit and the ENTIRE REST OF THE WORLD uses Celsius, Celsius is the better system.

I read that part but I treated "more people use thing so therefore thing better" with the respect it deserved

Everybody also uses iTunes

Jimmy Hats posted:

CELSIUS IS BETTER BECAUSE FREEZING IS AT 0 DEGREES SO YOU KNOW WHEN IT'S FUKKIN COLD OUT

When I'm trying to figure out how cold out it is I'm always like "but wait... how cold is it relative to the freezing and boiling points of water and then I'm paralyzed with indecision because I cannot conceive of temperature any other way

bradzilla posted:

:spergin:

Shut the gently caress up about temperature measurements, no one gives a poo poo, post some feshes already

I was sleeping :colbert:

Police Automaton posted:

:yeah:

I want to know if therapy goon is dead, did he write in you better not hold out on the good stuff loquacius let me remind you that I have Platinum and can report people

I could jump the line here in the interest of pleasing my audience, sure, here's his next update

quote:

I want to preface this with that I really read all the advice I get. I was considering not confronting her and basically just disappearing while she was at work. I was really considering this. I couldn't do it to her. Just couldn't. I knew it'd devastate her. I feel responsible for her.

It came up often. Even though I think I'm the only goon from around my area, I don't really wanna describe her looks too much but yeah, she is definitively hot. Also very pale and she has bright blue eyes and freckles. It's also difficult to tell her age and her girlish figure makes it even more impossible. Without make-up and the right clothing she could be 19. It's really impossible. She's the kind of person you'd see in a crowd and take a second look at because she's just that unique-looking and full of life. Never in my dreams I would've thought I'd be together with someone like her and yes it's shallow of me but it's a hard thing to give up.

I have to admit I put the talk off. She did something absolutely crazy this week. Good crazy though. (I think) She actually got me to leave the condo for a few hours alone for a request that seemed borderline nonsensical and when I came back I found out she wanted me to leave the house to do some impromptu cosplaying. I came home to a woman dressed as an Elder Scrolls Woodelf, complete with ears, black contacts, war-paint and everything. She just stood in the living room, grinned at me and said "Hi!" in the bounciest way like her appearance was nothing out of the ordinary. She even had a freaking Quarterstaff. I have to admit, it cracked me up and I just laughed hysterically while she stood there with that poo poo-eating grin. That was also probably the weirdest sex I will ever have. I'm not into cosplaying and barely into video games, she isn't even into video games at all. We are as far as from being gamers as Millennials can be. I have no idea what that was or how she even got that idea or when she bought all that stuff. She was dressed up perfectly though. She even braided her hair and the ears looked like her own, not fake at all. She put a lot of effort into it, I have no idea when she even learned how to do that. It was just amazing on every level. When that weird energy in her isn't turning to anger it's simply amazing. Then we spent hours with my hobby and her wearing her elf gear (sans contacts) like that's just how she looks now. it was funny. I loved her that day. I was ready to let everything slip.

Yesterday the anger came back then, with a vengeance. She was losing her poo poo because I had set up the dinner table (she insists on eating at the table, I come from a house where we didn't really have these eating rituals so that was sort of an thing I had to get used to. I don't complain, I like this better actually) and put the wrong plates on the table. She was berating me as if I killed one of the cats, telling me she told me this a thousand times and why I wasn't ever listening to her and if I do this on purpose. We never, ever talked about this. Then she showed me where the right plates are like I'm a five-year-old, just getting louder and angrier if I tried to say anything, looking at me with those piercing murder-eyes. They are a freaking different shape, that's all. It makes no sense. The ones I used are for special occasions though, whatever the hell that means. Then she went into the living room and skipped the entire meal and I sat in the kitchen eating alone like some child that got put into time-out. Skipping meals is a theme. She never flipped her poo poo over something like that, though. This was new. Later she apologised and said she had a hard day at work. I then decided having the talk was necessary after all. I was so loving disappointed, I can't even put it into words.

So that's where I am now. It's a nice, sunny Saturday afternoon and I'm sitting at the computer. I just told her everything I wanted to tell her and also said I'd leave if things don't change. She took it surprisingly quietly, apologised for her shortcomings, told me I am a "very complex man" who needs a woman who can "conform" to his intelligence and that she will try her best "to be better for me" and then she slinked away into the bathroom and now she's locked in there for half an hour and I think she's crying. She didn't even defend herself and I am heartbroken. I feel so guilty, like she's making my life awesome and I'm being a dick to her for no reason. She's convinced I'm gonna run away with my female friend I haven't even talked to in years just because that friend is a few years younger than her. (and not even nearly as hot) I feel like not going through with it which is absolutely insane since I miss my friend crazily and still somehow didn't even reply her email yet. I wished for years to get that email, and now it just sits there and I don't reply. She managed to make me feel like I don't even want to, like I want to promise her I'll never contact her. It pisses me off. Is it really unreasonable of me to want contact to a female friend I admittedly had a crush on? I am not even sure anymore.

So goons, I was not being murdered. Kinda wish I was. I have the feeling this is not over. Anyways, thanks for caring. I also started looking for work.

Glad to hear that last part :)

I mean, her jealousy issues are absolutely rooted in insecurity, so you need to reassure her that you have no intention of leaving her for your friend etc. Part of laying down the law with stuff like this is reassuring your partner that you still like them even if you do need them to change something.

Also point of order, is your therapist girlfriend also in therapy because yeah

quote:

I proposed to my now fiancee back in March. I did not think to ask her parents before doing so, did not think it would be an issue.

We met with her mom and dad after the engagement and, on the surface, they were really happy. My fiancee went to the bathroom and left me alone with them for a bit.

"I'm going to beat your rear end soon, you should have asked"

That's what my father in law to be said to me. Since then he has continued to threaten me - either through words or actions. I saw him last Sunday and he very visibly cracked his neck and then pointed at me. I have apologized many times but he says it's no good, I broke tradition and broke his heart and I have to pay him back.

counterpoint: gently caress him, you don't owe him poo poo

Have you told your fiancee? Her telling him to back the gently caress off because she's a grown adult and can make her own decisions is the best hope at a good resolution here IMO, but either way she should know if her dad is threatening you.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Asking the father of your bride-to-be if he will allow you to marry her is a really creepy tradition anyway

"May I take your daughter's hand in marriage to be her exclusive sex partner for the rest of our lives?"

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Loquacious in not knowing when it's icy outside shocker

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

quote:

should have asked goon

Should have asked because she was their property? So that you could ensure they hadn't already established a pre-arranged marriage to solidify their truce with a neighboring city state?

Next time he threatens you call him a pussy that is all talk, and after he hits you call the cops and have him arrested for assault. If your fiancee sticks with you through that ordeal you've got it made.

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
okay first of all the entire universe is basically measuring poo poo and second of all if the whole world is on one thing and america is on another thing that thing america is on is probably loving stupid, see football

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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I don't mind the idea of letting the parents know beforehand as a kind of antiquated formality, but I'd 100% of the time recommend telling them to go gently caress themselves if they said no - i.e. it should be telling that is going to happen soon, not asking for permission to propose. Like I can understand being upset that it was just sprung on them like that if they were raised to expect to be told beforehand as a sign of respect, but beating someone's rear end is over the top. A reasonable person would just say "I'm happy for you two but I wish you would have told us beforehand". An even more reasonable person would just not bring it up and realize young people don't care about that kind of stuff and it's not intended as a sign of disrespect.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Mr. Unlucky posted:

okay first of all the entire universe is basically measuring poo poo and second of all if the whole world is on one thing and america is on another thing that thing america is on is probably loving stupid, see football

I don't see what invoking the name of American football aka gridiron aka the best spectator sport ever conceived has to do with measurement systems :confused:

When people from poor impoverished non-football-having countries give football a chance they usually love it, because it is the best, but ofc goons are too tribalistic for that kind of open-mindedness

yeah I eat rear end posted:

I don't mind the idea of letting the parents know beforehand as a kind of antiquated formality, but I'd 100% of the time recommend telling them to go gently caress themselves if they said no - i.e. it should be telling that is going to happen soon, not asking for permission to propose. Like I can understand being upset that it was just sprung on them like that if they were raised to expect to be told beforehand as a sign of respect, but beating someone's rear end is over the top. A reasonable person would just say "I'm happy for you two but I wish you would have told us beforehand". An even more reasonable person would just not bring it up and realize young people don't care about that kind of stuff and it's not intended as a sign of disrespect.

Anon's fiancee's dad needs to be told that the engagement is not about him, preferably by his daughter since that makes it more likely to get through his thick skull

I think most of the time the actual proposal should be basically a formality, as in, nobody should be surprised that it's taking place. Before my wife and I got engaged, all four of our parents had independently asked us when we were gonna finally get married already

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Let him do his little posturing bullshit for a while, then catch him off-guard and kick his rear end. Preferably with a lot of people around. Either break some bones (I mean actually break them, irreversible damage) or just hold his head down and knock him on the temple until he starts shaking, then call an ambulance as a show of good faith. This should get him off your back, and show the rest of her family not to gently caress with you. If you tell your wife/fiancee afterwards, she'll understand, or she won't be worth the effort of a relationship anyway. No reason wasting your time on someone with so little respect for you that they'd let anyone talk to you like that.

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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Another wonderful piece of advice from KomodoWagon.

Any/all confessors: just do the exact opposite of whatever that guy says and you'll be fine.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Yeah just offer him a BJ and he'll forgive you

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FWIW I think traditional marriages need to die. I'm perfectly content with the thought that I'll never be married. (no, I'm not even single) For the relationship, it doesn't mean anything anyways. Everyone who ever spent five minutes on a dating website can attest to that. A relationship is consistent, constant work. Not a deal that can be sealed by changing last names. So many people proceed through dating/getting engaged/married/having kids like these are boxes to tick off and many along that path end up loving miserable and wishing they'd never even bothered. Being able to change your facebook status isn't worth all that.

Which brings me to therapy goon: Not the massacre I was expecting but good on you for making a stand. It's important to stick to what you said though, get out of there if she doesn't quit this poo poo. Also she's a little crazy but I'm sure you're aware. If it calms you, the plate poo poo isn't the craziest thing I've ever read. (The wood-elf thing is close, but that's deffo good crazy) If that was the end of it you'll probably see as soon as you reconnect with your friend. Be careful, quarterstaffs hurt.

alpaca diseases
May 19, 2009

KomodoWagon posted:

Let him do his little posturing bullshit for a while, then catch him off-guard and kick his rear end. Preferably with a lot of people around. Either break some bones (I mean actually break them, irreversible damage) or just hold his head down and knock him on the temple until he starts shaking, then call an ambulance as a show of good faith. This should get him off your back, and show the rest of her family not to gently caress with you. If you tell your wife/fiancee afterwards, she'll understand, or she won't be worth the effort of a relationship anyway. No reason wasting your time on someone with so little respect for you that they'd let anyone talk to you like that.

how many katanas do you own

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
None, but I do own a baseball bat with nails through it

e: so to answer your question, yes, I am a huge dweeb

KomodoWagon fucked around with this message at 16:00 on May 29, 2017

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sugar free jazz
Mar 5, 2008

KomodoWagon posted:

None, but I do own a baseball bat with nails through it

e: so to answer your question, yes, I am a huge dweeb

You can't play baseball with that thing Jesus just throw it out already!

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