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Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



Dangerous obesity

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a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
I find everything about rich evens to be intensely depressing. His appearance, his ardent atheism, his love of video games, his disgustingly ugly fiancée, his weight, his beard, his voice, his laugh, his love of spider man comic books, his sobriety.

It's like seeing a deformed begger in the streets, he is just a person that I would feel better never knowing existed.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

If rich got to a healthier weight he'd be the ideal man.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
A healthier weight and also changed everything about himself

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Rich Evans is the light and is all that is good about America. :colbert:

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Trunko posted:

I find everything about rich evens to be intensely depressing. His appearance, his ardent atheism, his love of video games, his disgustingly ugly fiancée, his weight, his beard, his voice, his laugh, his love of spider man comic books, his sobriety.

It's like seeing a deformed begger in the streets, he is just a person that I would feel better never knowing existed.

"I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world."

"I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges."

"His struggle is man's struggle. He lifts my spirit."

"He is a loathesome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away."

"He transcends time and space."

"He sickens me."

"I love it."

"Me too."

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Trunko posted:

A healthier weight and also changed everything about himself

Then he could become his far more handsome and successful brother, Chris Evans.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Trunko posted:

I find everything about rich evens to be intensely depressing. His appearance, his ardent atheism, his love of video games, his disgustingly ugly fiancée, his weight, his beard, his voice, his laugh, his love of spider man comic books, his sobriety.

It's like seeing a deformed begger in the streets, he is just a person that I would feel better never knowing existed.

I'm starting to wonder whether you're even an RLM fan at this point.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Baronjutter posted:

If rich got to a healthier weight he'd be the ideal man.

2002 average weight Rich Evans didn't seem especially happier or more personable

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


RLM = Rich's Large Mass

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Rich Loves Mike :3:

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

The upcoming Dark Tower adaptation: soft sea-boot since it's in the altered timeline from the end of the final book?

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Captain Lavender posted:

That Rich is that particular shape, and has that particularly tired looking face without alcohol is a source of never-ending wonder for me.

Richard Evans used to like movies.

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Trunko posted:

I find everything about rich evens to be intensely depressing. His appearance, his ardent atheism, his love of video games, his disgustingly ugly fiancée, his weight, his beard, his voice, his laugh, his love of spider man comic books, his sobriety.

It's like seeing a deformed begger in the streets, he is just a person that I would feel better never knowing existed.

it must be like looking into a mirror

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

An atheist doesn't NEED to drink because he's always euphoric.

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

Taintrunner posted:

Then he could become his far more handsome and successful brother, Chris Evans.

You just made me want a Chris Evans / Rich Evans Twins reboot. drat you, I'll never have it.

naem
May 29, 2011

super sweet best pal posted:

The upcoming Dark Tower adaptation: soft sea-boot since it's in the altered timeline from the end of the final book?

It looks like a weird family friendly version that has nothing to do with Steven king's masterful first acid trip sci-fi western, or his increasingly terrible followups

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
The trailer looks really bad but ill probably download it and watch it at some point....maybe once i finally finish wolves for uretha or whatever it is called

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
steven kings been building up these wolves for chapter after chapter and im all pumped to find out how it turns out and these wolves must be super crazy......but ive read enough king to know it will actually be super disappointing

vermin
Feb 28, 2017

Help, I've turned into a manifestation of mental disorders as viewed through an early 20th century lens sparked by the disparity between man and modern society and I can't get up

WampaLord posted:

"I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world."
"I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges."
"His struggle is man's struggle. He lifts my spirit."
"He is a loathesome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away."
"He transcends time and space."
"He sickens me."
"I love it."
"Me too."

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Moments before the world is consumed by a massive solar flare, Rich Evans ponders the meaning of life.

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Rich and Poor Evans.

Dick and Balls Evans.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Wicker Man posted:

Moments before the world is consumed by a massive solar flare, Rich Evans ponders the meaning of life.

"I don't know nothin' bout no ghosts and goblins....."

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016

THE BAR posted:

Will Mike ever get over Rich being able to have a slice of that sweet clone pie every night, while he's stuck at home, hammering Kamikazes as fast as Jay can make them?

First Rich gets married and then becomes a Hollywood sensation. I see more drinking in Mike's future. Much more.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Mike supports and is happy for his best friend, Rich

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Imagine someone loving you as much as Mike clearly loves Rich.

:allears: :(

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Sometime between now and the release of The Last Jedi they should do a commentary track for The Force Awakens in character as the Nerd Crew and Rich Evans can repeat "it's a real love letter to the fans" 40 times

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Imagine someone loving you as much as Mike clearly loves Rich.

:allears: :(

I had it. Once.

Then Red Letter Media came. :smith:

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

w-what does that mean

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

Fartbox posted:

w-what does that mean

You try to share RLM and critique of movies with your normal friends who only want a good time and munch on popcorn. Then RLM are your only friends!

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016
Show your normal friends your essays on Han Solo's vest and the evolution of bald space men and RLM will be your only friends.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
Even with Rich's unfortunate handicaps he still bones down 99% more than most goons. He is an inspiration

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

he stands tall above us all

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Though I dont think they pork that much, i've seen fat folk pork and it mostly just seems like a hassle

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
You have to take account of what he is boneing down into

Eastbound Spider
Jan 2, 2011



Fartbox posted:

Though I dont think they pork that much, i've seen fat folk pork and it mostly just seems like a hassle

How? Did you look into a mirror?

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

looks like you have some growing up to do, Kiddo

I looked at fat people porn on the internet

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Fartbox posted:

looks like you have some growing up to do, Kiddo

I looked at fat people porn on the internet

*in mike stoklasa's voice* ewwww

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
The name Josh comes up every now and then, who the gently caress is Josh?
Is it the girl with the huge tits?
If not, who is she and is there porn with her?

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Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Yes, but you have to be a patreon supporter to see her vids

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