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Dangerous obesity
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# ? May 29, 2017 17:53 |
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I find everything about rich evens to be intensely depressing. His appearance, his ardent atheism, his love of video games, his disgustingly ugly fiancée, his weight, his beard, his voice, his laugh, his love of spider man comic books, his sobriety. It's like seeing a deformed begger in the streets, he is just a person that I would feel better never knowing existed.
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# ? May 29, 2017 19:44 |
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If rich got to a healthier weight he'd be the ideal man.
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# ? May 29, 2017 19:47 |
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A healthier weight and also changed everything about himself
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# ? May 29, 2017 19:51 |
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Rich Evans is the light and is all that is good about America.
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# ? May 29, 2017 19:53 |
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Trunko posted:I find everything about rich evens to be intensely depressing. His appearance, his ardent atheism, his love of video games, his disgustingly ugly fiancée, his weight, his beard, his voice, his laugh, his love of spider man comic books, his sobriety. "I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world." "I see a parasite. A sexually depraved miscreant who is seeking only to gratify his basest and most immediate urges." "His struggle is man's struggle. He lifts my spirit." "He is a loathesome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away." "He transcends time and space." "He sickens me." "I love it." "Me too."
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# ? May 29, 2017 19:53 |
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Trunko posted:A healthier weight and also changed everything about himself Then he could become his far more handsome and successful brother, Chris Evans.
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# ? May 29, 2017 19:54 |
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Trunko posted:I find everything about rich evens to be intensely depressing. His appearance, his ardent atheism, his love of video games, his disgustingly ugly fiancée, his weight, his beard, his voice, his laugh, his love of spider man comic books, his sobriety. I'm starting to wonder whether you're even an RLM fan at this point.
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# ? May 29, 2017 20:46 |
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Baronjutter posted:If rich got to a healthier weight he'd be the ideal man. 2002 average weight Rich Evans didn't seem especially happier or more personable
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# ? May 29, 2017 20:50 |
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RLM = Rich's Large Mass
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# ? May 29, 2017 20:54 |
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Rich Loves Mike
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# ? May 29, 2017 21:05 |
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The upcoming Dark Tower adaptation: soft sea-boot since it's in the altered timeline from the end of the final book?
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# ? May 29, 2017 21:08 |
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Captain Lavender posted:That Rich is that particular shape, and has that particularly tired looking face without alcohol is a source of never-ending wonder for me. Richard Evans used to like movies.
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# ? May 29, 2017 21:14 |
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Trunko posted:I find everything about rich evens to be intensely depressing. His appearance, his ardent atheism, his love of video games, his disgustingly ugly fiancée, his weight, his beard, his voice, his laugh, his love of spider man comic books, his sobriety. it must be like looking into a mirror
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# ? May 29, 2017 21:25 |
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An atheist doesn't NEED to drink because he's always euphoric.
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# ? May 29, 2017 21:41 |
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Taintrunner posted:Then he could become his far more handsome and successful brother, Chris Evans. You just made me want a Chris Evans / Rich Evans Twins reboot. drat you, I'll never have it.
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# ? May 29, 2017 22:07 |
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super sweet best pal posted:The upcoming Dark Tower adaptation: soft sea-boot since it's in the altered timeline from the end of the final book? It looks like a weird family friendly version that has nothing to do with Steven king's masterful first acid trip sci-fi western, or his increasingly terrible followups
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# ? May 29, 2017 22:08 |
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The trailer looks really bad but ill probably download it and watch it at some point....maybe once i finally finish wolves for uretha or whatever it is called
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# ? May 29, 2017 22:31 |
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steven kings been building up these wolves for chapter after chapter and im all pumped to find out how it turns out and these wolves must be super crazy......but ive read enough king to know it will actually be super disappointing
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# ? May 29, 2017 22:33 |
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WampaLord posted:"I sense great vulnerability. A man-child crying out for love. An innocent orphan in the post-modern world."
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# ? May 30, 2017 01:41 |
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Moments before the world is consumed by a massive solar flare, Rich Evans ponders the meaning of life.
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# ? May 30, 2017 01:58 |
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Jonas Albrecht posted:Rich and Poor Evans. Dick and Balls Evans.
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# ? May 30, 2017 02:03 |
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Wicker Man posted:Moments before the world is consumed by a massive solar flare, Rich Evans ponders the meaning of life. "I don't know nothin' bout no ghosts and goblins....."
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# ? May 30, 2017 02:26 |
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THE BAR posted:Will Mike ever get over Rich being able to have a slice of that sweet clone pie every night, while he's stuck at home, hammering Kamikazes as fast as Jay can make them? First Rich gets married and then becomes a Hollywood sensation. I see more drinking in Mike's future. Much more.
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# ? May 30, 2017 02:37 |
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Mike supports and is happy for his best friend, Rich
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# ? May 30, 2017 04:46 |
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Imagine someone loving you as much as Mike clearly loves Rich.
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# ? May 30, 2017 05:23 |
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Sometime between now and the release of The Last Jedi they should do a commentary track for The Force Awakens in character as the Nerd Crew and Rich Evans can repeat "it's a real love letter to the fans" 40 times
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# ? May 30, 2017 05:34 |
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Imagine someone loving you as much as Mike clearly loves Rich. I had it. Once. Then Red Letter Media came.
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# ? May 30, 2017 06:43 |
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w-what does that mean
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# ? May 30, 2017 07:40 |
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Fartbox posted:w-what does that mean You try to share RLM and critique of movies with your normal friends who only want a good time and munch on popcorn. Then RLM are your only friends!
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# ? May 30, 2017 08:06 |
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Show your normal friends your essays on Han Solo's vest and the evolution of bald space men and RLM will be your only friends.
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# ? May 30, 2017 08:19 |
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Even with Rich's unfortunate handicaps he still bones down 99% more than most goons. He is an inspiration
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# ? May 30, 2017 10:53 |
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he stands tall above us all
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# ? May 30, 2017 10:54 |
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Though I dont think they pork that much, i've seen fat folk pork and it mostly just seems like a hassle
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# ? May 30, 2017 10:55 |
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You have to take account of what he is boneing down into
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# ? May 30, 2017 11:28 |
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Fartbox posted:Though I dont think they pork that much, i've seen fat folk pork and it mostly just seems like a hassle How? Did you look into a mirror?
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# ? May 30, 2017 11:50 |
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looks like you have some growing up to do, Kiddo I looked at fat people porn on the internet
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# ? May 30, 2017 11:51 |
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Fartbox posted:looks like you have some growing up to do, Kiddo *in mike stoklasa's voice* ewwww
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# ? May 30, 2017 11:52 |
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The name Josh comes up every now and then, who the gently caress is Josh? Is it the girl with the huge tits? If not, who is she and is there porn with her?
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# ? May 30, 2017 12:13 |
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# ? Jun 4, 2024 10:25 |
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Yes, but you have to be a patreon supporter to see her vids
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